Elaine: Creamy filled cookies! Ok, you don't know what you're missing.
Danny: I don't like guys. I don't like him. I just like getting beat!
Bob: So what do you want, Tim?
Tim: What do I want?
Tim: You fucking pervert, what do I want? What I want is to get you off my back, asshole.
Tony: So now what?
Danny: Come on, hit me. You hit me.
Tony: No. You hit me. Make it good because you're only getting one.
Tim: Gosh, Bob, doesn't it gross you out or piss you off that you're such a fucking desperate freak?
Tim: You could get guys, Bob. You're not ugly. You're even pretty smart.