S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003) (V)

Director:

Bob Willems

Writers:

Ken Hebert (written by)
Bob Willems (writer)

Release Date:

17 February 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Thriller

Tagline:

This Texas Massacre Is Nothing To Laugh About.

Plot:

A couple of friends are chased by a killer clown in the woods during a week-end. |

Plot Keywords:

Clown | Killer Clown | Period In Title | Murder | Evil Clown

Cast

Ken Hebert	...	Brandon Walker
Charlie Fenwick	...	Uncle Billy
Melissa Bale	...	Denise Walker
Hank Fields	...	Mark Bell
Chris Bruck Kelleher	...	Susan Bell (as Chris Bruck)
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Christopher Allison	...	David McElory
Mark Antill	...	Extra
Mark Ashley	...	Posse
Kurt Bauer	...	Posse
Jim Bratton	...	Sheriff
Robert Chambers	...	Biker
John Paul Faour	...	George
Jeff Featherstone		(as Jeff Featherston)
Julie Grayum	...	Extra
Erica Hanlon	...	Tammy Walker
James Harper	...	Bartender
John Harper	...	Patron
Jamie Hartzog	...	Sophia
Hailey Hebert	...	Young Denise Walker
Kathleen Hebert		(as Kathy Hebert)
Carla Hill	...	Emily
Julie Hollis	...	Extra
Crystal Lightfield	...	Extra
Ben Mowbray
Melissa Nichols	...	Waitress
Phil Nichols	...	Dr. Phill
Jessica Ryder	...	Kidnapped Girl
Abe Schwartzberg	...	Patron / Extra
Andrew Swisher	...	Extra
Steve Vogelpohl	...	Extra
Robbie Welles	...	Posse (as Ronnie Welles)

Also Known As:

Grim Weekend (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for violence/gore, sexuality, language and some drug use.

Runtime:

97 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R | Australia:R | UK:18

Filming Locations:

RW Production Studios, Comfort, Texas, USA

Company:

Boke Entertainment

Quotes:

Mark Bell: In a forest, 12 miles from no way, strange noises, dolls without heads, what's next? Man, I've got to find my wife and get somewhere that has some sanity to it!
Brandon Walker: Mark, we're looking for her. SUSAN!

Movie Connections:

References Scream (1996/I)

Excrement

I have lurked on IMDb for years since I never felt motivated enough to go thru the registration process in order to comment on movies. Last night my wife and I rented S.I.C.K. in keeping with a tradition of watching bad horror movies when there isn't anything else to watch. As you can see I finally felt strongly enough to register. Every movie seems to have at least *something* that you can point to that isn't a complete loss. This movie has nothing. As my title suggests - it is EXCREMENT. Totally laughable. Some high (or is it low?) lights: * The husband running from the clown. He looked like he was holding up an imaginary skirt to keep it dry as he ran. The clown walked and still caught up with him. * A "horrible" scream occurs, then we see several scenes of the forest as a reaction to the scream. One is of a pair of unconcerned deer obviously in a zoo somewhere but edited in as though they were in the same forest. * A clown killer just appears in the story - no back story to explain where he came from or his relation to the main story * Some mutilated dude is discovered in a tent in the forest. No explanation of who he is either - and he's just left to rot by the husband! * So you don't have the budget to shoot anywhere cool? Fine - use no wide shots. I think this may have been done in a Texas suburb.

Actors that can't act AT ALL. A director that couldn't compete with grade school children in directing. Music? The person that gave the idea about holding down the Samba 2 key had it pretty on target. Dialog? Vomit.

The money spent on this movie? WHO COULD HAVE GREENLIGHTED THIS? PLEASE...GIVE THE MONEY TO ME INSTEAD!!!!