Dracula 3000 (TV 2004) 2.0
Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship. Director:Darrell Roodt |
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Dracula 3000 (TV 2004) 2.0
Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship. Director:Darrell Roodt |
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| Casper Van Dien | ... | ||
| Erika Eleniak | ... |
Aurora Ash
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| Coolio | ... |
187
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| Alexandra Kamp-Groeneveld | ... |
Mina Murry
(as Alexandra Kamp)
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| Grant Swanby | ... | ||
| Langley Kirkwood | ... |
Orlock
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| Tommy 'Tiny' Lister | ... |
Humvee
(as Tiny Lister)
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| Udo Kier | ... | ||
In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years ago of Captain Varna telling that he was locked in his cabin since his crew was acting weird after getting a cargo of coffins in Transylvania station. When 187 decides to search in the coffins for some possible hidden dope, he cuts his hand and his blood awakes Count Orlock, a.k.a. Count Dracula. When Aurora discloses who Dracula is, the survivors try to find a way to destroy the vampire. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
This might quite possibly be the worst movie I have ever seen. I knew it was a B-movie before watching it (it was actually the reason for watching it), but I'd never thought it could be this bad. The title promises Dracula in space and does deliver, however, the story makes no real use of the fact that Casper van Dien's character is a descendant of Van Helsing. And watch out for the ending of the movie, it comes at you fast. I've never seen an ending scream out "And now we're over budget!" in a clearer fashion. Their resolution of the movie was rather comic though, the story had so obviously painted itself into a corner. If you feel you have to see it, watch it with a friend who shares your love of B-movies. If I hadn't, I wouldn't have made it to the end.