2.0/10
5,029
148 user 33 critic

Dracula 3000 (2004)

Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.

Director:

(as Darrell James Roodt)
Reviews

Watch Now

With Prime Video

WATCH NOW
Bottom Rated Movies #39 | See the Bottom Rated Movies as rated by our users.
Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  

A family of Turks try to adapt to life in a new solar system.

Director: Kartal Tibet
Stars: Cüneyt Arkin, Haldun Boysan, Berda Ceyhan
Pledge This! (2006)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  

At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.

Directors: William Heins, Strathford Hamilton
Stars: Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Paula Garcés
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  

The adventures of conjoined twins.

Director: Ilker Ayrik
Stars: Ilker Ayrik, Hakan Bulut, Ivana Sert
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.2/10 X  

When a deadly zombie virus infects a school in Germany it remains on the student Leo to save the world.

Director: Michael David Pate
Stars: Joyce Ilg, Torge Oelrich, Otto Waalkes
Action | Adventure | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  

There are soldiers who want to be a commander. But these soldiers always hanging around. Commanders want to bring to hell them. But these soldiers always makes jokes and they palters. Meanwhile, one of soldiers deal with him lover.

Directors: Taner Akvardar, Mustafa Altioklar
Stars: Mehmet Ali Erbil, Sarp Levendoglu, Seda Akman
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  

Kelogan fights the black prince to serve justice.

Director: Tayfun Güneyer
Stars: Mehmet Ali Erbil, Petek Dinçöz, Özcan Deniz
Troppo belli (2005)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  

Costantino and Daniele are two friends which have very success with girls. Their wish is to work in the show business and they can achieve their goal when meet Valeria, top model and ... See full summary »

Director: Ugo Fabrizio Giordani
Stars: Costantino Vitagliano, Daniele Interrante, Jennifer Poli
Comedy | Crime | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  

Evil assassins want to kill Daniel Kublbock, the third runner up for the German Idols.

Director: Ulli Lommel
Stars: Daniel Küblböck, Ulli Lommel, Rudolf Waldemar Brem
Crime
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  

A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer's M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives.

Director: Ulli Lommel
Stars: Rudolf Waldemar Brem, Katja Rupé, Kornelia Boje
Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  

Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results.

Director: Uwe Boll
Stars: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff
Adventure | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2/10 X  

A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.

Director: Uwe Boll
Stars: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard
Crime | Mystery
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  

A look at the 17-25 December 2013 corruption scandal in Turkey, from the viewpoint of the Erdogan government.

Director: Celal Çimen
Stars: Cem Kurtoglu, Hakan Ural, Hazim Körmükçü
Edit

Cast

Complete credited cast:
...
...
Aurora Ash
...
187
...
...
...
Orlock
...
Humvee (as Tiny Lister)
...
Edit

Storyline

In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years ago of Captain Varna telling that he was locked in his cabin since his crew was acting weird after getting a cargo of coffins in Transylvania station. When 187 decides to search in the coffins for some possible hidden dope, he cuts his hand and his blood awakes Count Orlock, a.k.a. Count Dracula. When Aurora discloses who Dracula is, the survivors try to find a way to destroy the vampire. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

In space, the sun never rises.

Genres:

Horror | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, language including sexual references, and some drug use | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Official Sites:

Country:

|

Language:

Release Date:

9 August 2004 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Dracula 3000: Infinite Darkness  »

Filming Locations:


Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

The "Mother III" is actually a re-use of the slingship from the short lived 1993 TV series Space Rangers (1993). See more »

Goofs

(at around 47 mins) When the Professor is locked in the rec room, the door opens and while he's shooting there is a round handle to open and lock the door, mounted on the door. When he stops firing the gun, the shot cuts to him then back to the door and the round handle is gone. Later, when someone leaves the room it is back again. See more »

Quotes

187: Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas... All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass
See more »

Crazy Credits

After the credits finish rolling, we once again see Tiny Lister's character carrying Aurora over his right shoulder. He slaps her butt and says, "Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

See more (Spoiler Alert!) »

User Reviews

 
Wow. Astoundingly bad.
1 November 2005 | by See all my reviews

My goodness. And here I thought that there were no directors worse than Uwe Boll.

Imagine the number of decisions necessary to produce a motion picture. Conceptual approval. Scriptwriting. Dialogue editing. Casting. Set and prop design. Location selection. Acting. Timing. Cinematography. Lighting. Music. Sound and video editing. Direction.

Now imagine that every single one of those decisions was made wrong.

Result: Dracula 3000.

For a film supposedly set in the 2900s, this movie looks surprisingly like a cheap gangsta flick of the 1970's. The set is ridiculous for the period. The dialogue is atrocious. The timing of each scene is ludicrous. The acting is beyond abysmal. Everything stinks.

Let's just take props, for example. If you have a movie set on a space freighter built in 2900, how likely is it that it will have the exposed piping and hydraulic doors of a 1960's era oil tanker? What, technology hasn't changed in 900 years? The 'Professor' uses a standard tandy keyboard and Radio-Shack flipswitches to "reprogram" the computer. What, they haven't figured out voice control yet? Of course, the Prof is tethered to a wheelchair. With wheels. Even though, you know, they've got intergalactic hyperdrive...but apparently not even a motorized wheelchair, much less a floating one, or bionic legs or something. And apparently this freighter was carrying an intergalactic consignment of rosewood caskets. How convenient. Then there are the weapons -- the crew carry standard late 20th-century firearms. In a ship. In the vacuum of space, where one bullethole would kill them all. Nice planning there, prop department.

Oh, why go on.


41 of 53 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
Worst Movie Ever nyreidal-1
Are there any movies like this? python521
Made me rethink my life. prob2prob
Other parts horrible enough to comment on kiperkin
'They all had careers' DasDingAnSich
OMFG! LarsKrebs
Discuss Dracula 3000 (2004) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?