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14 December 2004 (USA) morePlot:
Carlita's Secret begins with a young girl who unwittingly participates in a drug deal rip off. She goes... more | add synopsisPlot Keywords:
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7 Words, How could anyone give this a 10? moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Eva Longoria Parker | ... | Carlita / Lexus (as Eva Longoria) |
 | Maria Bravo | ... | Gina |
 | David Joseph Martinez | ... | Manny (as David Martinez) |
 | Alejandra Gutierrez | ... | Monica / Blanca |
 | Alain Mora | ... | Angel |
 | Steve Roth | ... | Cruz |
 | Andy Sottilare | ... | Ron Kastell |
| Ricardo Mandini | ... | Pablo |
| Celestin Cornielle | ... | Luis |
| Jimmy Mentis | ... | Roe |
| Javier Chapa | ... | Rico |
| Jon Loina | ... | Hernandez |
| Ed Casas | ... | Miguel |
| Gustavo Flores | ... | Javier |
| Michael Francis | ... | Roman |
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Why Why did I watch this movie? Well, during the past weekend I was hanging out at my friends house and he wanted to watch this movie because of the lead actress. I wasn't excited to see it, nor was anyone, but we had nothing better to do.
How bad is it?
Sound - 0/10 It's pretty bad. The sound volumes are very annoying and there is a constant barrage of wind in the background. The music overpowers the dialog in almost every scene. Plus the gun shots sound like popping plastic bags.
Music - 0/10 Very lame background music. Sounds sort of like cheap porno music, yet there's no naked girls. Plus there's this one rap song that repeats the word "mutha-f-cka" that plays in almost every scene. Durring one instance, it was on a loop for 12 minutes.
Girls - 4/10 It didn't really do anything for me, nothing to rave about.
Action - 3/10 I'll give it 3 more action points than it deserves. The gun scenes in this movie are hilarious...
Comedy - 6/10 It's a very funny movie because of how bad it is. I love the bar line where the cop goes up to a girl and says "Hey sweetie, can I buy you an orgasm" and then he lays his hand on another girls butt cheek... Classic.
Overall - 1/10 Please don't see this movie. Life is too short to waste.