13 Dead Men (2003)

User Rating:

1.6/10   

Director:

Art Camacho

Writers:

Art Camacho (writer)
Joel Newman (writer)

Release Date:

21 October 2003 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Crime

Plot:

Set in a prison, a death row inmate has a secret and the warden will go to any lengths to get it. Things dont go as planned as you would expect...

Plot Keywords:

Prison | Warden | Fight | Inmate

Cast

Lorenzo Lamas	...	Santos
Mystikal	...	Caj
Ashley Tucker	...	Malachi
Mia Riverton	...	Elizabeth DeLuca
Shalena Hughes	...	Jay'me
David Weininger	...	Warden Kowalski
Susanna King	...	Rayette
Mark Parra	...	Torres
Kevin Brewerton	...	Ventana
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Troy Aguayo	...	Crandall
Tim Babb	...	Prison Guard
Jackson Bolt	...	Inmate-Caj gang
Al Burke	...	Psyco
Kevin Dewitt	...	Security Guard
Otto Johnson	...	Prison Guard
Anthony Martins	...	Loco
Kofi Natei	...	Inmate
Nick Stellate	...	Prison Guard
Klatann Thomas	...	Corrections Officer

Also Known As:

Thirteen Dead Men (USA) (alternative spelling)

MPAA:

Rated R for pervasive strong language, violence and brief sexual content.

Runtime:

USA:85 min | Germany:69 min (cut version) | Argentina:85 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Australia:MA | Argentina:16 | USA:R | Germany:18 | Germany:16 (cut)

Company:

Urban Girl Productions

The Worst Movie I have ever seen in my life, so bad you'll pee in your pants from laughter!

I absolutely cannot understand why this movie was as bad as it was. The writer, director, producer, fight coordinator, actors, and anyone else working on this abomination must've been so excited about making a "real" movie, and not a porno that they did not notice the massive suckage that it is. Mystikal is the worst actor in this movie. Crucial scenes that are supposed to develop his character, only work to make him look like a retard. Not once did he ever interact with the others, he just read his lines and cursed a lot. Next was the massive amount of scenes that didn't make sense.

1.The Cornbread Scene(what was the purpose!?!!?) 2.During the jailbreak where the Santos(Lorenzo Lamas) breaks out the crazy looking white guy, just because he asked...then that same guy goes on to fight one of Santos' teamates(the big black guy)...why!?!? 3.The "Evil" warden's whore/girlfriend..what is up with their relationship..it looked like for a while that an interesting subplot was going to develop....nope..more confusion.

A badly written film, with almost no character development, no background information(you feel like you jump right into the middle of movie), and no rising action(just constant conflict..much of which has nothing to do with the central plot.) I can honestly say that this is the worst movie i've ever seen..and the funniest...CORNBREAD....!!!