Straight-Jacket (2004)

Veronica Cartwright: Jerry

Quotes 

• Jerry : I am not a lesbian.

  Guy Stone : Yes, and Agnes Moorhead is just a tomboy.

• Victor : In here, ma'am.

  Jerry : You know I hate it when you call me that.

  Victor : I find it a bit of a stretch myself.

• Jerry : [picks up phone, knows that it's Guy calling again:]  You CAN'T get out of the marriage.

  Guy Stone : Jerry! She is destroying my house, Jerry. She's giving away my things and she's always hovering with a tray of this God-awful lemonade.

  Jerry : Your "Ben-Hur" contract stipulates TWELVE MONTHS of matrimony.

  Guy Stone : I'm not going to make it Jerry. Where we're at home... she takes advantage.

  Jerry : What? You slept with her? What was it like?

  Guy Stone : Terrible! She's a total "bottom."

• Saul Ornstein : [reading a newspaper:]  Yuval Reissman died; that's too bad.

  Jerry : [tsk-ing:]  You always go straight for the obituaries.

  Saul Ornstein : That's the only part of the trades I can read without getting jealous.