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The Saddest Music in the World (2003) Poster

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Lady Port-Huntley: If you are sad and like beer, I'm your lady.

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Fyodor: Are you an American?

Narcissa: No, I'm not an American. I'm a nymphomaniac.

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Mary: No one can beat the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats, or twins.

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Chester Kent: Sadness is just happiness turned on its ass.

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Chester Kent: Idealism and business rarely mix.

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Chester Kent: Why bother with shame at all is my philosophy.

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Lady Port-Huntley: Go to Hell, Chester!

Chester Kent: In due time. First I'm going to have my victory cigar.

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Chester Kent: I just rented a warehouse. I got people lined up to build sets, make costumes. I got musicians, arrangers. But I gotta put out first, or they'll shut me down.

Narcissa: Maybe you should keep it simple.

Chester Kent: America goes simple? That's a hot one. No, it's gotta be vulgar and obvious, full of gimmicks. You know, sadness, but with sass and pizzazz.

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Chester Kent: You haven't been married to this gentleman, have you? Or had a child with him? That wouldn't have slipped your mind, I trust.

Narcissa: I would hate to be so careless with loved ones.

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