Lady Port-Huntley: If you are sad and like beer, I'm your lady.
Mary: No one can beat the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats, or twins.
Lady Port-Huntley: Go to Hell, Chester!
Chester Kent: In due time. First I'm going to have my victory cigar.
Chester Kent: I just rented a warehouse. I got people lined up to build sets, make costumes. I got musicians, arrangers. But I gotta put out first, or they'll shut me down.
Narcissa: Maybe you should keep it simple.
Chester Kent: America goes simple? That's a hot one. No, it's gotta be vulgar and obvious, full of gimmicks. You know, sadness, but with sass and pizzazz.