Harold Lee and Kumar Patel are two stoners who end up getting the munchies. What they crave the most after seeing a TV advertisement, is a trip to White Castle. So from here, follows a journey for the burgers they require. On their way they will encounter many obstacles including a raccoon, a racist officer, and a horny Neil Patrick Harris. Written by
The characters Rosenberg and Goldstein are named for the characters Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". The writers hope to create an alternate film with these characters that takes place in the same time period much like the way that the Tom Stoppard play "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" takes place in the same time period as "Hamlet". See more »
When the extreme punks are in the store, and Neil Patrick Harris steals Harold's car. Harold and Kumar look around the parking lot, the extreme Ford truck is missing, even though the punks are still in the store. See more »
Billy boy! Get your ass ready. It's almost 5:00 and this bad boy needs to get his drink on. No, no, no. Give me that.
I'm gonna burn it once and for all.
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Written by Gideon Black, Nicholas Black, Colten Fisher
Performed by Lexicon
Courtesy of Spytech Records by arrangement with Position Soundtrack Services
Courtesy of Mixed Metaphor Music (BMI) See more »
Unbelievably funny - The smartest 'dumb' movie I've seen in years
The movie is absolutely hilarious. It's light years beyond Dude Where's My Car?, or for that matter any stoner/dumbass flick I've seen in years. This will be a cult comedy classic, one you watch ten times till you know all the words.
How many times do you get to see someone so excited over a giant bag of marijuana that he dances slow-motion in circles with it, then marries it, then bitch-slaps it because it served him bad coffee, then sobs and hugs it, crying, "I love you honey!"? (This is a dream sequence, and uh it's funnier that it sounds.)
Or this description of seeing Katie Holmes topless: "You know the holocaust? It was, like, the complete opposite of that, man!"
Or when a med school admissions officer asks one of the lead characters, who has a perfect score on the MCATs, why he doesn't want to be a doctor. "Just because I'm hung like a moose doesn't mean I have to be a porn star!"
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