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Feeders 2: Slay Bells (Video 1998)Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world. Writer:Mark Polonia |
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Title: Feeders 2: Slay Bells (Video 1998)
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Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.
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The first thing I had to do after watching this was to re-rate Beerfest. I had to up its rating to make room for this, the absolute worst movie I have ever seen. To be completely honest, my first reaction after watching this was to immediately take it outside, run over it with my car, put it through the chipper, and burn the chips. However, I paused long enough to realize that this film and the companion Feeders on the same DVD would quite possible serve a purpose that was in the National Interest.
I contacted the CIA and told them that they could stop worrying about water-boarding and all those other torture methods that were getting them in trouble. I had the perfect solution to their problems. They just needed to get this film to Guantanamo and all their secret locations. I am certain that their prisoners would be screaming to talk after watching it just twice. I am waiting to hear back before I destroy it.
The "aliens" in this film are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. They look like they are made of papier-mâché, and their arms and legs are like stick people. The dialog is painful and there is no acting at all. But, the worst offense of all -
Santa with a plastic ray-gun!
Bah Humbug!