Candy Von Dewd and the Girls from Latexploitia (2002)

User Rating:

3.4/10   

Director:

Jacques Boyreau

Writer:

Jacques Boyreau (writer)

Genre:

Fantasy | Sci-Fi

Plot:

In the future, mankind is on the verge of extinction because of various biological mishaps. An expedition...

Plot Keywords:

Soft Core | Futuristic | Character Name In Title

Cast

Kate Birrell	...	Candy
Pandemonium	...	Queen of the Zons
Jacques Boyreau	...	Lieutenant
Scott Moffett	...	Captain
James Patrio	...	Corporal
Chuck Mignacco	...	Sgt. Chuck
Phil Mauro	...	Robot Phil
Brian Saxsenmeier	...	Private Sax
Patrick Fisher	...	Private
Amy Doan	...	Amazon
Chelesa Perry	...	Amazon
Lynda Atkins	...	Amazon
Paige White	...	Amazon
Tamara Li	...	Amazon
Heather Baker	...	Amazon

Runtime:

USA:55 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

USA:Not Rated

No-budget space(d) epic

OK, I always read the blurbs on the back of the box before I decide on a movie, who doesn't? This was sort of described as "Barbarella on an 8th Avenue porno house budget" and it's definitely got the porno house look to it (minus the porno) but there's no Barbarella in evidence. I've only seem maybe two porno movies in my life, and neither one all the way through but the acting quality here seems to be in line with the skills required for such movies. This rates rather high on the "what the f***?" meter too, but for good old fashioned entertainment it's rather lacking. The "sort of" plot is that some space explorers have come to a planet looking for fertile women, and they find some nice looking specimens, all clad in bright and colorful latex and shaking their booties, but they aren't terribly normal. The props are rather silly as the astronauts sneak up on their prey, dead tree branches in a studio with the floor visible. It's not so bad when they switch to outside scenes, the one in which the astronauts are filmed walking across the planet is interesting since their helmets seem to be....I don't know, the things that flash bulbs used to sit in on old cameras? Or are those CRT's? Candy Von Dewd herself seems to have a rather minor role in this, as she only appears a couple times, once rolling around on some orange fake-fur rug like it was the greatest turn-on ever, and once in some brightly colored shower cap carrying what looks to be a vacuum cleaner hose. This is sort of interesting to watch but don't consider that an ringing endorsement. My guess is that there were lots of pharmaceuticals used in the making of this film and unless the viewer also participates in that activity then they'll probably not enjoy this too much. And I didn't and don't participate in those activities. 6 out of 10, on the IMDb scale, 20 out of 10 on the "what the f***?" scale.