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| Johnny Messner | ... | Bill Johnson | |
| KaDee Strickland | ... | Sam Rogers | |
| Matthew Marsden | ... | Dr. Jack Byron | |
| Nicholas Gonzalez | ... | Dr. Ben Douglas | |
| Eugene Byrd | ... | Cole Burris | |
| Karl Yune | ... | Tran | |
| Salli Richardson-Whitfield | ... | Gail Stern | |
| Morris Chestnut | ... | Gordon Mitchell | |
| Andy Anderson | ... | John Livingston | |
| Nicholas Hope | ... | Christian Van Dyke | |
| Peter Curtin | ... | Lawyer | |
| Denis Arndt | ... | CEO | |
| Khoa Do | ... | Lead Lopak Hunter | |
| Aireti | ... | Lopak Hunter | |
| Andre Tandjung | ... | Bartender |
Directed by | |||
| Dwight H. Little | (as Dwight Little) | ||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Hans Bauer | (1997 screenplay) and | |
| Jim Cash | (1997 screenplay) & | |
| Jack Epps Jr. | (1997 screenplay) | |
| Hans Bauer | (story) and | |
| Jim Cash | (story) & | |
| Jack Epps Jr. | (story) | |
| John Claflin | (screenplay) & | |
| Daniel Zelman | (screenplay) and | |
| Michael Miner | (screenplay) & | |
| Edward Neumeier | (screenplay) (as Ed Neumeier) | |
Produced by | |||
| Verna Harrah | .... | producer | |
| Jacobus Rose | .... | executive producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Nerida Tyson-Chew | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Stephen F. Windon | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Marcus D'Arcy | |||
| Mark Warner | |||
Casting by | |||
| Justine Baddeley | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Bryce Perrin | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Brian Edmonds | (senior art director) | ||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Jill Eden | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Terry Ryan | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Jason Baird | .... | creature supervisor | |
| Kate Birch | .... | hair stylist | |
| Nik Dorning | .... | prosthetic manufacture | |
| Megan Dwyer | .... | hairdresser: second unit | |
| Megan Dwyer | .... | makeup artist: second unit | |
| Sean Genders | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Paul Pattison | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Claire Rutledge | .... | hair artist: second unit, Fiji | |
| Jennifer Stanfield | .... | makeup artist (as Jen Stanfield) | |
| Zeljka Stanin | .... | key hair stylist | |
Production Management | |||
| Brendon 'Moose' Boyd | .... | unit manager | |
| Liz DiFiore | .... | unit production manager | |
| Ray Hennessy | .... | production manager | |
| Gordon MacPhail | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Art Department | |||
| Brett Bartlett | .... | construction manager | |
| Carl Braga | .... | screen graphics designer | |
| Jo Carter | .... | art department accountant | |
| Martin Crouch | .... | screen graphics designer | |
| Richie Dehne | .... | property master | |
| Craig Fison | .... | miniatures | |
| Nicki Gardiner | .... | set dresser | |
| Jenny Hitchcock | .... | set designer | |
| Julia Holden | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Anson Jew | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Miriam Johnson | .... | assistant art director | |
| Peter 'Babylon' Owens | .... | art director: second unit | |
| Andy Robinson | .... | head scenic | |
| David Russell | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Kino Scialabba | .... | concept artist | |
| Dilys Tan | .... | art department coordinator | |
| Rudi Tuisk | .... | assistant vehicle/boat coordinator | |
Sound Department | |||
| Damian Candusso | .... | adr editor | |
| John Chalfant | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Kirke Godfrey | .... | sound designer | |
| Kirke Godfrey | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Paul Korber | .... | assistant dialogue editor | |
| Howard London | .... | adr mixer | |
| Michael McMenomy | .... | sound department intern | |
| Nada Mikas | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Linda Murdoch | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Chris O'Shea | .... | second boom operator | |
| Andrew Plain | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Liam Price | .... | additional effects editor | |
| Warren Santiago | .... | sound attachment | |
| Blair Slater | .... | foley mixer & editor | |
| Peter D. Smith | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Lidia Tamplenizza | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Mark Ward | .... | sound effects editor | |
| William Ward | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Mark J. Wasiutak | .... | boom operator | |
| Gary Wilkins | .... | sound mixer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Simon Ambrose | .... | special effects head rigger | |
| Billy Aziz | .... | special effects logistics | |
| Nils Bendix | .... | special effects rigger | |
| Bruce Bright | .... | special effects onset supervisor | |
| Paul Eichorn | .... | special effects runner: Sydney | |
| Marcus Erasmus | .... | special effects: atmos chief | |
| Marianne Evans | .... | special effects coordinator: Fiji | |
| Lloyd Finnemore | .... | special effects foreman | |
| Ray Fowler | .... | special effects: rain chief | |
| David Goldie | .... | special effects modelmaker | |
| Leo Henry | .... | pyrotechnician | |
| James Howe | .... | special effects technician | |
| David James | .... | special effects electrician | |
| Jim Leng | .... | special effects technician | |
| Dean Manderson | .... | special effects technician | |
| Kent Miklenda | .... | special effects manager | |
| Shane Murphy | .... | special effects head fabricator | |
| Dan Oliver | .... | special effects set foreman | |
| David Pride | .... | special effects design engineer | |
| Tad Pride | .... | special effects supervisor | |
| Stewart Riach | .... | special effects technician | |
| Tim Riach | .... | special effects technician | |
| Arthur Spink Jr. | .... | special effects foreman | |
| Monika Stankowski | .... | special effects coordinator: Sydney | |
| Julian Summers | .... | special effects technician | |
| Dougal Thompson | .... | special effects logistics: Fiji | |
| Tim Whiteley | .... | special effects technician | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Tim Ahern | .... | computer effects | |
| Ben Ambrose | .... | assistant visual f/x supervisor | |
| Pippa Anderson | .... | visual effects producer | |
| Miles Bellas | .... | modeler | |
| Miles Bellas | .... | texturer | |
| James Bennett | .... | animator | |
| Marten Blumen | .... | digital compositor | |
| Paul Booth | .... | visual effects editor | |
| Andrew Butler | .... | visual effects | |
| Angus Cameron | .... | digital effects supervisor | |
| Tom Davies | .... | head model maker | |
| Sylvan Dieckmann | .... | 3D technical supervisor | |
| Dale Duguid | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
| Simon Dye | .... | compositor | |
| Patrick Felgueras | .... | digital effects artist | |
| Belinda Griffiths | .... | digital artist | |
| Belinda Griffiths | .... | matte painter | |
| Michael Halley | .... | senior 3D artist | |
| Sean Heuston | .... | digital compositor | |
| Nicky Ladas | .... | IT manager | |
| Nicky Ladas | .... | film scanner operator | |
| Evans Mark | .... | digital artist | |
| Damon Milman | .... | technical director | |
| Tony O'Loughlan | .... | motion control camera assistant | |
| Kim Pearce | .... | senior system administrator | |
| Eric Person | .... | digital film supervisor | |
| Paul Raeburn | .... | digital compositor | |
| Jaime Richter | .... | digital compositor | |
| Michael Sarkis | .... | lead motion control operator | |
| Murray Smallwood | .... | digital compositor | |
| Sean Steinmuller | .... | creature animator | |
| Michele Stewart | .... | assistant to visual effects producer | |
| Greg Tuckwell | .... | model/miniature supervisor | |
| Randy Vellacott | .... | digital compositor | |
| Donna Wallace | .... | visual effects production accountant | |
| Steve Cronin | .... | digital compositor (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Renee Bowen | .... | stunt double | |
| Mick Corrigan | .... | stunt rigger | |
| Augie Davis | .... | stunts | |
| Ashley Fairfield | .... | stunt double: Matthew Marsden | |
| Ashley Fairfield | .... | stunt rigger | |
| Joe Pampanella | .... | safety supervisor | |
| Glenn Ruehland | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Sheree Swords | .... | stunt double | |
Animation Department | |||
| Andy Cadzow | .... | animator | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Sandi Cichello | .... | costumer | |
| Mary Lou Da Roza | .... | costume buyer | |
| Diana Freeman | .... | costume coordinator | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Alicia Gleeson | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Tristan La Fontaine | .... | colorist | |
| Antonio Mestres | .... | additional editor | |
| Milena Romanin | .... | additional assistant editor | |
| Mark Warner | .... | additional editor | |
| Matthew Ozerski | .... | assistant editor (uncredited) | |
Music Department | |||
| William Boston | .... | orchestrator (as Bill Boston) | |
| Christo Curtis | .... | score recordist | |
| Rick Giovinazzo | .... | orchestrator | |
| Coralie Hartl | .... | orchestra contractor | |
| Phillip Hartl | .... | concert master | |
| Andrew Kinney | .... | orchestrator | |
| Pilar McCurry | .... | music supervisor | |
| Larry Rench | .... | supervising orchestrator | |
| Nerida Tyson-Chew | .... | conductor | |
| Nerida Tyson-Chew | .... | music producer | |
| Linda Murdoch | .... | music editor (uncredited) | |
Other crew | |||
| Warren Beaton | .... | creature illustrator | |
| Jason Bogard | .... | production accountant | |
| John Charles | .... | software engineer: Sony DAC | |
| Judy Dale | .... | production secretary | |
| Lou Grant | .... | script supervisor: second unit | |
| Kelly Hamilton | .... | assistant: Ms. Harrah | |
| Richard Harrah | .... | production executive | |
| Milli Howson | .... | assistant to director | |
| Duncan Jones | .... | location assistant | |
| Kitty King | .... | assistant: Mr. Little | |
| Kristin Kruger | .... | second assistant accountant | |
| Ernst W. Laurel | .... | first assistant accountant | |
| Damian Molloy | .... | marine coordinator | |
| Arwen Munro | .... | production coordinator: second unit | |
| Alexander Nicolas | .... | marketing | |
| Chris O'Connell | .... | script supervisor (as Chrissie O'Connell) | |
| Russell Sharp | .... | sculptor | |
| Alex Taussig | .... | production coordinator | |
| Jessica Walsh | .... | production assistant | |
| Tim Williams | .... | monkey trainer | |
| Joyce Heftel | .... | script supervisor: pre-timing (uncredited) | |
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Bring the crackers because mama, this movie is bringin' the cheese! If there has ever been a more culturally diverse group of no-name actors to brave the jungles of Borneo then I'll end my movie reviewing career right now (future users of the Alan Smithee pseudonym applaud). All right, I've kept this secret, but I actually sat in on a production meeting for Anacondas and here's how it went down:
"Annoying black dude who just screams the whole time?"
"Check. But let's put a tough black dude in there as well. Don't wanna be accused of stereotyping."
"Good idea. Who is Morris Chestnut?"
"Well, we thought it was a brand of chewing tobacco, but he's actually who we're gonna use as our tough black guy."
"Oh, OK. How about a Latino woman with an unnecessarily bad attitude?"
"You mean the J-Lo wannabe? Check."
"Good. Did y'all find that tough-looking Asian guy?"
"Check. It wasn't easy, but we found one with a mullet."
"Perfect. That'll alert everybody that he's not one of those brainy Asians. How about a blonde babe with a thick, fake Southern accent?"
"Check. She's from Georgia, but her accent sounded too realistic. We told her to fake it up."
"Good job. And I saw that you found a white European male, but how about the protagonist?"
"Oh, you mean the muscular white guy with a 2-day beard growth and husky voice? Check. He's in wardrobe right now having the sleeves on his tight shirt rolled up."
"Perfect. Just don't forget the tattoos. Now how about somebody who's actually famous?"
"Um, well, we don't exactly have that. But hey, we've got everything else!" And that, my friends, is your cast. Some other guy of some sort of foreign descent was thrown in there as well. He looked like Gregg Rainwater from The Young Riders. He died soon enough, so it doesn't really matter.
My money says you really won't care about anybody involved in this production. Well, I did like the southern girl. She was pretty hot. But why do producers insist on accents being so fake? Her accent dwindled as the movie went along. She eventually was only accenting about one word per sentence, but by the climax she started fakin' it up with reckless abandon!
And I'm sure plenty of girls will think Johnny "Five O'Clock Shadow" Messner is pretty hot, but for the most part you'll spend the first 10 minutes of the movie picking which characters you want to see swallowed whole by a giant anaconda. My first choice was the Jennifer Lopez wannabe. When B-movie characters like her prance around with a huge chip on their shoulder, I usually pray for some sort of creature to sneak up and bite that chip right off. Along with the entire shoulder.
This is one of those movies that relies on every cliché in the B-movie book. In other words, you can expect a whole lot of stuff like a door opening slowly and then something jumping out while a loud noise is made. And since this is a "creature feature," by definition a lot of the action takes place at night, in dark caves and in water, with only flashlights to light the way.
Dialogue is expectedly bad. We're treated to such intellectually-challenged exchanges as: "What's wrong with this picture?" "You're in it." And it's mostly dominated by Messner's Michael Paré-esque line delivery and Eugene Byrd's banshee-like screeching. It's funny up to a point, but eventually you start looking at your watch and thinking, "OK snake, it's time to eat this kid."
The CGI looks a little goofy at times, but most of it is well done thanks to the wise decision to hide the flaws with darkness and water. If you're wondering how this compares to the original Anaconda, well, the two really have nothing to do with each other except for presence of an anaconda. The first movie had famous people in it, this one doesn't. However, this one does have more anacondas! It's been 7 years since I saw the original, but I'm pretty sure it's the better of the two.
My biggest complaint is that Anacondas wasn't cheesy ENOUGH! If you're gonna be bad, then go as far out on the cheesy limb as you can go! Instead of a blood orchid, their research should've discovered a rare, Indonesian banana that held the secret to long life. Then once it was discovered the anacondas were eating these things and living forever, one of the bad actors could've deadpanned, "What are these things? Bananacondas?" BWAHAHAHAHA! Man, I really need to start writing screenplays for intentionally bad movies.
And I've said this before, but I'll say it again. Since "versus" movies are the current sequel trend, they should've dug up Harrison Ford (it's been four years since the guy had a hit), given him the Jack Ryan moniker again, and given *us* Jack Ryan Vs. Anaconda: The Hunt for the Blood Red Orchid in October. He could've been the guide for the scientists, and when one of them started whining he could've cracked, "Traveling through Borneo ain't like dusting crops, boy." Then he would've looked into the camera and winked. It'd have been awesome and you know it.
Oh, and let me leave with a word of advice. If a bad guy is standing near the edge of an anaconda pit, and he's holding a gun on one of your colleagues, but his back is to you, then please, for the love of all that is holy, instead of whimpering like someone forced to sit through a post-1987 Corey Feldman movie, stand up and kick the guy in the pit.