(2003–2004)

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Season 1

23 Sep. 2003
Pilot
School teacher Patrick Owen has a brief encounter with movie star Alex Young and despite all the glitz that comes with her, there is a definite attraction between them.
 
30 Sep. 2003
The Second Date
After Patrick finds out that Alex can't dance, they try a celebrity dream date found on the Internet.
 
7 Oct. 2003
The Smarty Party
Alex is intimidated by Patrick's brainy ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know who Alex is.
 
14 Oct. 2003
The Musical
Alex is delighted to get a part in a movie musical, but can Patrick tell her that her voice isn't up to it?
 
21 Oct. 2003
The Weekend Away
Patrick is at first delighted to join Alex at an expensive hotel on a press junket until he meets the other stars' boyfriends and starts to feel like a kept man.
 
28 Oct. 2003
All About Evil
Halloween is not going to be any fun for Alex due to the showing of one of her early movie appearances in the slasher film "All About Evil."
 
11 Nov. 2003
The Last Action Queero
Patrick just watches as Alex pretends to be the girlfriend of a star who is accused of being gay.
 
18 Nov. 2003
Alex Misses the Boat
Patrick gets in between Alex and her sister and she quits as her assistant.
 
25 Nov. 2003
Meet the Parent
Alex gets to meet Patrick's mother over Thanksgiving and she doesn't approve of him.
 
23 Dec. 2003
The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told
After agreeing to a limit to the cost of their Christmas presents to each other, Alex presents Patrick with a sports car. Patrick give her a key to his apartment.
 
6 Jan. 2004
The Heartbreak Kid
After Patrick doesn't take Alex to his high school reunion, she sneaks in to check up on his ex-girlfriend and Patrick.
 
13 Jan. 2004
The Kid Stays in the Picture
Patrick accidentally talks a child actress that he is studio teaching to quit the business.
 
27 Jan. 2004
Party of Two
Patrick convinces Alex to go off to a spa instead of waiting by the phone to hear about her possible Oscar nomination. Then Patrick starts to get curious.
 
10 Feb. 2004
Poison Ivy
Alex takes in fellow actress Ivy Tyler after she gets out of rehab. Ten years ago she had accused Alex of ruining her career.
 
17 Feb. 2004
Not in My Dress You Won't
After Patrick has a fight with Joan Rivers, all of the fashion critics turn on Alex.
 
24 Feb. 2004
Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 1
Alex's mother shows up thinking that she should go to the Oscars with her nominated daughter.
 
2 Mar. 2004
Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 2
Patrick debates whether to take Alex to his teacher award dinner so soon after she didn't win her Oscar.
 
16 Mar. 2004
The Peck-Peck
Patrick has pangs of jealously when Alex does a sexy movie scene with her ex-boyfriend.
 
30 Mar. 2004
Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Celebrity
Patrick grants an interview that becomes a tabloid story and gets extremely paranoid.
 
6 Apr. 2004
Friends in Low Places
Patrick takes Alex to a friend's barbecue and they start to take advantage of her.
 
20 Apr. 2004
Drama Queen
To get back a sex tape from an unscrupulous student, Alex has to be in the school musical.
 
27 Apr. 2004
I'm Not with Her
Alex and Patrick decide to move in together just as she gets an offer for a movie that is being filmed in Italy.
 

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