Now for the past fifteen years I've attempted to fill out this form, and there's one question and every time I read that question, I drift away. The question is 'What is your non-farm income?' What is my non-farm income? That implies I own a farm! I wonder when that happened. I know I used to do a lot of drugs but I think I'd remember the purchase of farmland! But I'd have to do a lot of drugs to buy a farm because God knows I'm not a man of the soil. It's just by the grace of God I can wipe ...