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December 2004 (USA) See more »
Jack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town... See more » | Add synopsis »
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  (in credits order)

Kirk Wilson ... Jack Peterson

Robert Longstreet ... Alan
Mark Darby Robinson
Lydia Toon Fleuery ... Jenny
Michele Seidman
Robin Myriah Hatcher ... Cameron
Dan Morris
Larry Tobias
Charlotte Hackman
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Catherine Bayley ... Waitress
Sam Edens ... Restaurant Patron
Matthew Helms ... Got Milk Kid

Jeff Johnston ... Dennis

David Schifter ... Reporter Robert Bishop
Matthew Trotter ... Bartender
Onur Tukel ... Penis popsicle licker (as Sergio Lapel)
Carl White ... Obnoxious Restaurant Patron
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Directed by
Onur Tukel 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Onur Tukel 

Produced by
Les Franck .... producer
Gill Holland .... executive producer
Damian Lahey .... producer
Jonathan Landau .... associate producer
Robert Longstreet .... producer
Clifford McCurdy .... associate producer
Original Music by
Onur Tukel  (as Sergio Lapel)
Cinematography by
Shawn Lewallen 
Film Editing by
Robert Longstreet 
Onur Tukel  (as Sergio Lapel)
Production Design by
Juli Trotter 
Set Decoration by
Matthew Trotter 
Costume Design by
Verena O'Connor 
Makeup Department
Duane Saylor .... key makeup artist
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Gil Brady .... second assistant director
Geof Nicholson .... first assistant director
Sound Department
Timothy Cargioli .... sound
Camera and Electrical Department
Jason Batey .... best boy
Jason Betty .... best boy
Gil Brady .... electrician
Gil Brady .... swing grip
Matt Heath .... second assistant camera
Bryan Kupko .... first assistant camera
Elanor Rimassa .... grip
Wade Sellers .... gaffer
Editorial Department
John Petersen .... colorist
Other crew
Gil Brady .... office production coordinator
Mandy Howard .... craft services and catering
Chad Keith .... production assistant
Kara B. Still .... special thanks

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Additional Details

Also Known As:
"Re-Membering Jack" - USA (festival title)
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81 min

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Jack Peterson:Tell me something pleasant about the dick, tell me something romantic.
[pause. Both descend onto sliding board tracks]
Alan:Well, I mean, I guess I could describe what it's like to be inside of a woman. I don't know if I have the verbal elegance to illustrate such a feeling; I don't know if Walt Whitman coulda done it.
Alan:But there's this moment, man, when you first slide inside of a woman and your cock is coated with this wet, wonderful warmth that - it's unlike anything you've ever felt before. And the vagina, Jack, the warm, wet wonderful vagina. Even though it's, it's clasped around the cock and it's slathering its juices up and down the dick...
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Referenced in Raising the Stakes (2005)See more »


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1 out of 3 people found the following review useful.
Weird and Extraordinary film making!, 4 January 2005
Author: kgendreau

Amazing!!!! The strangest, funniest movie i have ever seen!Why isn't this Robert Longstreet guy a movie star yet? Buy this movie, your friends will laugh their asses off and think you are cool as hell for turning them on to it!This is by far the most vulgar,off beat sex farce ever put on film. I could not believe my eyes nor ears through out the entire thing!It will completely blow your mind.Some how it also manages to have a truly sweet through line and becomes quite touching at times very unexpectedly.How this movie never got a wider release is beyond me.i don't want to give it away but its a boy meets girl,boy and girl fall for each other,boy doesn't have a penis to use as well as a best friend who uses his own penis too much kinda love story.

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