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December 2004 (USA) See more »
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Jack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town... See more » | Add synopsis »
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a birdhouse builder desires a pecker of his own. See more (4 total) »

Cast

  (in credits order)

Kirk Wilson ... Jack Peterson

Robert Longstreet ... Alan
Mark Darby Robinson
Lydia Toon Fleuery ... Jenny
Michele Seidman
Robin Myriah Hatcher ... Cameron
Dan Morris
Larry Tobias
Charlotte Hackman
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Catherine Bayley ... Waitress
Sam Edens ... Restaurant Patron
Matthew Helms ... Got Milk Kid

Jeff Johnston ... Dennis

David Schifter ... Reporter Robert Bishop

Matthew Trotter ... Bartender

Onur Tukel ... Penis popsicle licker (as Sergio Lapel)
Carl White ... Obnoxious Restaurant Patron

Directed by
Onur Tukel 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Onur Tukel 

Produced by
Les Franck .... producer
Gill Holland .... executive producer
Damian Lahey .... producer
Jonathan Landau .... associate producer
Robert Longstreet .... producer
Clifford McCurdy .... associate producer
 
Original Music by
Onur Tukel  (as Sergio Lapel)
 
Cinematography by
Shawn Lewallen 
 
Film Editing by
Robert Longstreet 
Onur Tukel  (as Sergio Lapel)
 
Production Design by
Juli Trotter 
 
Set Decoration by
Matthew Trotter 
 
Costume Design by
Verena O'Connor 
 
Makeup Department
Duane Saylor .... key makeup artist
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Gil Brady .... second assistant director
Geof Nicholson .... first assistant director
 
Sound Department
Timothy Cargioli .... sound
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Jason Batey .... best boy
Jason Betty .... best boy
Gil Brady .... electrician
Gil Brady .... swing grip
Matt Heath .... second assistant camera
Bryan Kupko .... first assistant camera
Elanor Rimassa .... grip
Wade Sellers .... gaffer
 
Editorial Department
John Petersen .... colorist
 
Other crew
Gil Brady .... office production coordinator
Mandy Howard .... craft services and catering
Chad Keith .... production assistant
 
Thanks
Kara B. Still .... special thanks
 

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Also Known As:
"Re-Membering Jack" - USA (festival title)
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81 min
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Quotes:
Jack Peterson:Tell me something pleasant about the dick, tell me something romantic.
Alan:Romantic?
[pause. Both descend onto sliding board tracks]
Alan:Well, I mean, I guess I could describe what it's like to be inside of a woman. I don't know if I have the verbal elegance to illustrate such a feeling; I don't know if Walt Whitman coulda done it.
[beat]
Alan:But there's this moment, man, when you first slide inside of a woman and your cock is coated with this wet, wonderful warmth that - it's unlike anything you've ever felt before. And the vagina, Jack, the warm, wet wonderful vagina. Even though it's, it's clasped around the cock and it's slathering its juices up and down the dick...
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Referenced in Raising the Stakes (2005)See more »

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4 out of 7 people found the following review useful.
a birdhouse builder desires a pecker of his own., 26 August 2003
Author: toughspun (toughspun@hotmail.com) from South Beach, FL

when fellini committed 8 1/2 to film many commented that it was the most personal vision ever to find its perfect expression. when dante cast betrice to the flames of his undying passion many were aghast at the honest brutality of his unrequited feelings for a younger woman. when onur tukel, and a merry band of wickedly talented and misfited filmmakers--from the mecca of movie-making insanity--band together, during the course of two chilly weeks in december 2000, many commented that nothing more sophmoric had ever been committed...much less on film.

well, to the doubters out there, watch this original piece and find out why the ID is both a charming and powerful thing. and if that doesn't getchya, roll over and rub one out...it's probably time you did so.

kudos onur on a great piece of art

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