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A Dirty Shame (2004) Poster

(2004)

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Ray Ray Perkins: Ma'am, my name is Ray-Ray and I'm here to... service you.

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Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.

Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

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[from trailer]

Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!

Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.

Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!

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[repeated line]

Ray-Ray: Let's go sexing!

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Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.

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Fat Fuck Frank: But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that!

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Fat Fuck Frank: Let them puppies loose!

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Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!

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Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?

Dingy Dave: Huh?

Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?

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Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.

Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

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Marge the Neuter: It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!

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Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

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Paige: Admit to God... you are a whore.

Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore.

Paige: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.

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Big Ethel: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection!

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Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear?

Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear!

Baby Bear: Grrrr!

Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area.

Papa Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a...

Mama BearPapa BearBaby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!

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[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]

Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.

[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]

Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.

Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!

[to Fat Fuck Frank]

Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]

Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!

Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.

Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]

Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.

Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

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Paige: So many vaginas, so little time.

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Marge the Neuter: Today, somebody called me a Neuter. And you know what? I didn't mind. If neuter means "normal," I'll say it loud - I am Marge the Neuter and I'm proud!

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Caprice Stickles: [explaining why she is going to have her breasts reduced] My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while...

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Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.

Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!

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Dora: Your cunt is like a charity. You must give, give, and give...

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Dora: Ever take a rufie?

Sylvia Stickles: No!

Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.

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Neuter Grandmother on Bus: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. You should move downtown where you belong, you whore!

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Big Ethel: Being a *whore* is a disease?

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Anti 'Bear' Neuter: Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian.

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Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: [after Sylvia makes a move on him] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa.

Big Ethel: Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication.

Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: Whatever...

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Betty Doggett: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis?

[giggles]

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[Loose Linda busts into a family's house]

Loose Linda: OK! Who wants to fuck me?

[the Horny Kid raises his hand]

Horny Kid: I do!

[the kid's family and Loose Linda fight over him]

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Ray-Ray: One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture.

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Betty Doggett: There is no higher power than sex!

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Ray-Ray: A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.

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Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance!

Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?

Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!

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[at the Bear house]

Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.

Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.

Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...

Mama BearPapa BearBaby Bear: Bear soup!

[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]

Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!

Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!

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Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is?

Big Ethel: No.

Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be!

Baby Bear: Find me a significant otter!

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Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.

Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!

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Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Neuter Old Maid: [to Big Ethel] I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!

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Sylvia Stickles: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!

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Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?

Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?

Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!

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Sylvia Stickles: Feel like yodeling in the canyon?

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Neuter Old Maid: My husband is on Viagra. Every minute he wants it! I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

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Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!

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Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this!

Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!

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