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She wanted to leave because she was starting a family and the work schedule was too hectic for her at the time. Her character was killed at the end of Season 2.

They began during Season 2/ Episode 4 - Lt. Jane Doe.

Donald Bellisario wanted a unique way of bookending each act, the sound heard is actually Bellisario making that noise into a microphone.

Semper Fidelis (aka Semper Fi) means "Always Faithful" in Latin - It's the Motto Of the US Marine Corps and a common greeting between Marines, whether currently active, in the reserves or discharged. Once a Marine always a Marine, there are no "former" or "ex" Marines.

Unnumbered Rule/The Unspoken Rule: You do what you have to for family. From: Spider and the Fly (Season 8) Spoken by Mike Franks.

Rule #1: Never screw (over) your partner. From Episodes: Need To Know (Season 2, Episode 6) - first usage; Blowback (Season 4)

Rule #3: Never be unreachable. From Episode: Deception (Season 3)

Rule #4: Best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best. From Episode: Blowback (Season 4)

Rule #5: You don't waste good. From Episode: Baltimore (Season 8)

Rule #6: Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness. From: Flesh and Blood (Season 7) Note: We've long known this rule BUT this is the 1st time it has been given number. This rule is actually a quote from John Wayne in the movie "She Wore A Yellow Ribbon", which DiNozzo explains to Director Jennifer Shepard (Lauren Holly) in the episode Hiatus.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. From Episode: Reveille (Season 1)

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. From Episode: Probie (Season 3)

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. From Episode: One Shot, One Kill (Season 1), Missing (Season 1) and Probie (Season 3)

Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case. From Episodes: - Obsession (Season 7)

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away. From Episode: Semper Fidelis (Season 6)

Rule #12: Never date a coworker. From Episode: Enigma (Season 1), Minimum Security (Season 1), Semper Fidelis (Season 6), Jet Lag (Season 7)

Rule #13: Never, ever involve lawyers. From Episode: Collateral Damage (Season 6)

Rule #14: Bend the line, don't break it. From Episode: Anonymous Was A Woman (Season 11)

Rule #15: Always work as a team. From Episode: Leap of Faith (Season 5)

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it. From Episode: Pyramid (Season 8)

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. From Episode: Silver War (Season 3) and Flesh and Blood (Season 7)

Rule #22: Never bother Gibbs in interrogation. From Episode: Smoked (Season 4)

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. From Episode: Forced Entry (Season 2) - from a Marine, not Gibbs.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way they never notice you. Second way they only notice you. From Episode: Jack-Knife (Season 7)

Rule #35: Always Watch the Watchers. From Episode: Baltimore (Season 8)

Rule #36: If you feel like you're being played you probably are. From Episode: Nature of the Beast (Season 9)

Rule #38: Your case. Your lead. From Episode: Bounce (Season 6)

Rule #39: There is no such thing as a coincidence. From Episode: Obsession (Season 7)

Rule #40: If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are. From Episode: Borderland (Season 7)

Rule #42 - Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. From Episode: Psych Out (Season 9)

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children. From Episode: Rule Fifty-One. (Season 7)

Rule #45: Clean up your mess. From Episode: Rule Fifty-One. (Season 7)

Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong. From Episode: Rule Fifty-One (Season 7)

Rule # 62: Give people space when they're getting off the elevator.

Perhaps made up on the spot:

Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man: From Episode: Devil's Triangle (Season 9)

There are 3 rules that came up in the 1st episode - Yankee White. Shane Brennan has decided they were Mike Franks' rules but the show's creator and Executive Producer, Don Bellisario, wrote them as Gibbs rules.

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. From Episode: Yankee White (Season 1) From Episode: Ships in the Night (Season 8 - as a Gibbs Rule)

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. From Episode: Yankee White (Season 1)

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. From Episode: Yankee White (Season 1)

The following rules have not been revealed: 2, 17, 19, 20, 21, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 37, 41, 42, 43, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68

What are DiNozzo's Rules?

DiNozzo's Rules:

Rule #1: I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble. - Shalom - Season 4

Rule#3: Never underestimate your opponent. - Hiatus part 2 - Season 3

Rule #4: Don't insult your host. From Episode: Rock and a Hard Place - Season 11

What Timmy thought DiNozzo's motto was or an unnumbered rule: Never date a woman who eats more than you do. From Episode: Singled Out (Season 4) ...Or did Tim just get the number wrong or make it up to tease Tony? Or did Tony not really have that rule at all? Seems to me Tim made it up on the spot and Tony just went with it as a joke.

Tony's Motto:

Always be prepared. - Singled Out - Season 4

What are Abby's Rules?

Abby's Rules

Rule #1: Do not lie to Abby. From Episode: Toxic (Season 6)

Rule #9: Always keep a spare. From Episode: Jeopardy (Season 3)

Seven Hundred Thirty-Eight (738) as of Episode #200.

Gibbs has been married 4 times, divorced 3 times.

His first wife Shannon, and their daughter Kelly were killed/murdered while he was on a deployment in Iraq during the 1st Gulf War. He managed to keep this marriage a secret from his friends (including Ducky) and colleagues.

Wife # 1 = Shannon. Gibbs was married to Shannon from 1982 to 1991, when she was killed along with their daughter, Kelly (age 7-8). We found out about this marriage in Hiatus: Part 1.

Wife #2 (Ex-#1) = Diane. Also the ex-wife of Gibbs "frenemy" FBI Agent Tobias Fornell. Marriage to Fornell happened after the marriage to Gibbs (he warned Tobias NOT to marry her because she would leave him too and clean out his bank account when she left). Fornell and Diane have a daughter - Emily - whom we met in Escaped - Season 4/Episode 2. We met Diane in Devil's Triangle - Season 9/Episode 7.

Wife #3 (Ex-#2) = No biographical information on her yet - including her name. It may be Ex #1 who lives in the hotel from Left For Dead from Season 1.

Wife #4 (Ex-#3) = Stephanie Bronwyn Flynn. Possibly introduced to Gibbs by Ducky. In the episode The Ex File, - Season 5/Episode 3 - she asked Director Shepard if she and Gibbs were involved prior to Stephanie's marriage to Gibbs (Jenny lied and said "no" that it had always been professional). Since, Gibbs and Jenny were together around 1998 or 1999, that means that Stephanie and Gibbs were married sometime in late or post-1999. They were in the process of getting divorced in October of 2001 when Gibbs first met Tony in Baltimore - Season 8/Episode 22.

**NOTE: Other than Director Leon Vance, none of the other characters (Tony, Tim, Ellie, Abby, Ducky or Jimmy) are or have been married - that we know of.

** NOTE 2: Jimmy Palmer is engaged to be married - Pyramid - Season 8 Finale. EDIT: Jimmy is now married - unseen in Til Death Do Us Part to Breena.

** NOTE 3: Relationship with Jenny Shepard appears to have happened after Diane but before Stephanie since Stephanie had a sense that there was more to the relationship between Gibbs & Jenny than professional partnership.

Movie and TV references

I'll try to keep up to date (adding from older episodes and from episodes yet to air). This is a group effort from everyone on the Message board. If you notice we've missed something, post a message to the board and I'll add it.

Most have been made by Tony but a few were made by others on "Team Gibbs"

Movie/TV followed by Episode(s) if known.

*** 2001: A Space Odyssey - Angel of Death - S4

*** 28 Days Later - Witch Hunt - S4

*** 39 Steps (Thirty-Nine Steps) - Child's Play - S7

*** 400 Blows - Sharif Returns - S4

*** A Christmas Carol - Silent Night / Faith - S6/S7

*** A Few Good Men - In The Zone / Good Cop, Bad Cop /Tribes / Capitol Offense S5/S7/S5/S6

*** A Fish Called Wanda - SWAK - S4

*** A Fistful of Dollars - Ignition - S7

*** A Night at the Opera - Heartland - S6

*** A Room With a View - Dog Tags - S5

*** Against All Odds - Judgment Day: Part 1 - S5

*** Air Force One - Yankee White - S1

*** Airwolf (TV) - Dead Man Talking / Blowback / Jack Knife - S1/S4/S7

*** Aladdin - Seek - SX

*** Alice in Wonderland - Jack Knife/Cracked - S7/S8

*** Alien - SWAK - S2

*** Aliens - Chimera - S5

*** Alien Resurrection - Good Cop, Bad Cop - S7

*** All The Presidents Men - The Truth is Out There / Bounce / Enemy on the Hill / Alibi - S1/S6/S9/S11 (Most used "Follow the Money")

*** An Officer and a Gentleman - Capitol Offense - S6

*** The Andy Griffith Show (TV) - Newborn King - S9

*** Angel's With Dirty Faces - Nature of the Beast - S9

*** Animal House - Deception - S8

*** Annie - Cracked - S8

*** Annie Hall - South By Southwest - S6

*** Apocalypse Now - Engaged: Part 2 - S9

*** Austin Powers - Honor Code/Untouchable - S3/S3

*** Back To The Future - Lost And Found - S5

*** Backdraft - Rekindled - S9

*** Bad Day at Black Rock - Truth or Consequences - S7

*** Bad Santa - Newborn King - S9

*** Bambi - Jet Lag - S7

*** Banacek (TV) - Deception - S3

*** Baretta (TV) - Power Down - S7

*** Batman - Deliverance/Moonlighting/Secrets (TV show) - S6/S7/S9

*** Beach Blanket Bingo - Seadog - S1

*** Beaches - Sharif Returns - S4

*** Before Sunset - Caged - S6

*** Being There - Royals and Loyals - S8

*** Benson - Bulletproof - S11

*** Best of Jacka$$ - Dead Man Talking - S1

*** Better Off Dead - Ignition - S7

*** Beverly Hills, 90210/90210 - Truth or Consequences - S6

*** Beyond the Fringe - Royals and Loyals - S8

*** Big Fat Liar - Requiem - S5

*** Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - Moonlighting - S7

*** Bill Nye the Science Guy - Model Behavior - S3

*** Blade Runner - Cloak - S6

*** Blazing Saddles - South By Southwest - S6

*** Bleak House - Heart Break - S2

*** Blue Velvet - Hide and Seek - S6

*** Body Heat - Boxed In/ Leap of Faith/Jurisdiction/ Alibi - S3/S5/S7/S11

*** Bonnie and Clyde - Designated Target / Power Down - S5/S7

*** Born of the 4th of July - Bulletproof - S11

*** Bounce - The Curse - S1

*** Boy in the Plastic Bubble - SWAK/Thirst - S2/S9

*** Brave New World - Ignition - S7

*** Breakfast at Tiffany's - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Bride of Chucky - Devil's Triangle/Devil's Trifecta - S9/SX

*** Brokeback Mountain - Iced - S3

*** Buck Rogers - Ignition - S7

*** Bullets over Broadway - Tribes - S5

*** Bullitt - Dead Reckoning/Guilty Pleasure/One Last Score - S6/S7/S8

*** Burn After Reading - Tell All - S8

*** Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - Chimera / Tribes - S5/S5

*** Cagney and Lacey - Model Behavior - S3

*** Camelot - Moonlighting - S7

*** Canine - The Inside Man - S7

*** Captain Blood - Jurisdiction - S7

*** Captain Planet and the Planeteers - Lost At Sea - SX

*** Casablanca - Jet Lag - S7 ("Like Bogey and Bergman we'll always have Paris") Rule Fifty-One - S7 Out of the Frying Pan - S8

*** Caspar the Friendly Ghost - One Last Score - S8

*** Catch Me If You Can - Capitol Offense - S6

*** Celebrity Mole - Dead Man Talking - S1

*** Cheers (TV) - You Better Watch Out - SX

*** Chinatown - Dead Man Talking /Corporal Punishment/ Judgment Day: Part 1 /South By Southwest/You Better Watch Out - S1/S5/S5/S6/SX

*** Chronicles of Narnia - Shalom - S4

*** Chucky - Devil's Triangle/Crescent City: Part 2 - S9/S11

*** Citizen Cain - One Last Score - S8

*** Clash of the Titans - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** Cocoon - Family - S5

*** Columbo (TV) - Power Down - S7

*** Coming Home - Bulletproof - S11

*** Convoy - Cloak - S6

*** Conan The Barbarian - Corporal Punishment - S5

*** Cool Hand Luke - Frame-Up/Engaged: Part 2 - S3/S9

*** Coyote Ugly - Angel of Death - S4

*** CSI (TV) - Yankee White / Witch Hunt - S1/S4

*** Cujo - Dog Tags - S5

*** D.O.A - Dead Man Walking - S4

*** Dances With Wolves - Hiatus Part 2 - S3

*** Darby O'Gill and the Little People - Witch Hunt - S4

*** Dark Angel - Hiatus: Part 1/Bulletproof - S3/S11

*** Darkman - Dead and Unburied - S4

*** Dawn of the Dead - Witch Hunt - S4

*** Davy Crockett (TV) - Power Down - S7

*** Deep End of the Ocean - Lost and Found - S5

*** Deliverance - Hung Out to Dry/Suspicion / Ravenous - S1/S4/S3

*** Desperado - Deception - S3

*** Desperate Housewives - Road Kill - S6

*** Diner - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Dirty Dancing - Family - S5

*** Doctor Who (TV) - Power Down - S7

*** Double Indemnity - Tribes - S5

*** Doubt - Knockout - S6

*** Downton Abbey - Squall - SX

*** Dr. Strangelove - Outlaws and In-laws (McGee)/Royals and Loyals (Major Malloy)/Bulletproof - S7/S8/S11

*** Dragnet (TV) - Power Down/Nature of the Beast - S7/S9

*** Dracula - Left For Dead / Angel of Death - S1/S4

*** Eraser - Identity Crisis - S5

*** Escape From Alcatraz - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** E.T. - Patriot Down - S7

*** Fancy Pants - The Truth Is Out There - S1

*** Fahrenheit 451 - Rekindled - S9

*** Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Tribes/Enemies Foreign - S5/S8

*** Fatal Attraction - Enigma/Frame Up /Love and War/The Tell - S1/S3/S6/S9

*** Father of the Bride - A Desperate Man - S9

*** Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Cover Story - S4

*** Fight Club - Red Cell / Road Kill - S2/S6

*** Finding Nemo - Twisted Sister - S4

*** First Blood (aka Rambo: First Blood) - Jack Knife - S7

*** Fist Full of Dollars - Ignition - S7

*** Flashdance - Identity Crisis - S5

*** Flesh and Blood - SWAK - S2

*** Forrest Gump - One Shot, One Kill/Switch/Family Secret/Bulletproof S1/S3/S3/S11

*** Foul Play - Agent Afloat - S6

*** Friday the 13th - Conspiracy Theory / Murder 2.0 - S2/S6

*** Fried Green Tomatoes - Singled Out - S4

*** Friends (TV) - Escaped - S4

*** Fright Night - Murder 2.0 - S6

*** From Russia with Love - Hiatus: Part 1 - S3

*** Full Metal Jacket - Tribes - S5

*** Ghostbusters - One Last Score - S8

*** Gigi - Out of the Frying Pan - S8

*** Gigli - The Truth is Out There - S1

*** Gladiator - Lost and Found (by Carson) - S6

*** Glee - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** Gold Rush - Chimera - S5

*** Golden Eye - Extreme Prejudice - SX

*** Good Fellas - Road Kill - S6

*** Good Morning Vietnam - In The Zone - S5

*** Gorillas In The Mist - Double Back - S11

*** Green Acres (TV) - My Other Left Foot / Switch - S1/S4

*** Gremlins - Moonlighting - S7

*** Grizzly Man (Documentary) - Witch Hunt - S4

*** Hackers - Love and War - S6

*** Halloween Series - A Weak Link / Murder 2.0 - S2/S6

*** Hannah and her Sisters - Caged / Child's Play - S6/S7

*** Happy Days (Fonzie mention) - One Last Score - S8

*** Happy Feet - The Tell - S9

*** Harry Potter (et al) - Secrets - S9

*** Hawaii-5-0 (TV) - Seadog / Power Down ("Book em Danozzo") - S1/S7

*** Heat - Semper Fidelis/One Last Score - S6/S8

*** Heathers - Enemies Foreign - S8

*** Hee Haw (TV) - Faith - S7

*** Hellfighters - Playing With Fire - S9

*** Hello Kitty - Borderland - S7

*** High Noon - Hometown Hero - S2

*** Hogan's Heroes - Outlaws and In-Laws - S7

*** Home Improvement (implied) - One Last Score - S8

*** Hondo - Ignition - S7

*** How the Grinch Stole Christmas (TV) - Faith - S7

*** I Am Sam - Road Kill - S6

*** I Love Lucy - Family Secret/Stakeout/Royals and Loyals/Devil's Triangle/Crescent City: Part 1 - S3/S5/S8/S9/S11

*** Ice Age - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** In the Heat of the Night (Movie/TV) - Faith - S7

*** In the Line of Fire - Untouchable/Enemies Foreign - S3/S8

*** Inception - Enemies Foreign - S8

*** Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Flesh and Blood - S7

*** Inglorious Bastards - Double Blind - SX

*** Inside Man - Collateral Damage - S6

*** Inspector Gadget - Family - S5

*** Invaders From Mars - Vanished - S2

*** Invasion of the Body Snatchers - Cloak - S6

*** It's a Wonderful Life - Silent Night/You Better Watch Out - S6/SX

*** JFK - Two Faced - S8

*** Jaws - Jurisdiction/Crescent City: Part 2 - S7/S11

*** Jerry Maguire - Dead and Unburied - S3

*** Johnny Quest - Tribes - S5

*** Jeopardy (TV) - Chimera/Crescent City: Part 2 - S5/S11

*** Joe vs. The Volcano - Knockout - S6

*** John Carpenter's 'The Thing' - Witch Hunt - S4

*** K-9 - The Inside Man - S7

*** Kill Bill - In The Zone/Guilty Pleasure - S5/S7

*** Klute - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Kojak (TV) - Seadog / My Other Left Foot/Power Down - S1/S1/S7

*** Lassie - Rekindled - S9

*** Laura - An Eye For an Eye/Obsession - S2/S7

*** Laverne and Shirley (TV) - Knockout - S6

*** Lawrence of Arabia - Squall - SX

*** Leaving Las Vegas - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Legal Eagles - Double Back - S11

*** Legally Blonde - Tell All - S8

*** Life Goes On (TV) - Jurisdiction - S7

*** Little Miss Sunshine - Spider and the Fly - S8

*** Live and Let Die - Crescent City: Part 2 - S11

*** Lord of the Rings - Friends and Lovers - S4

*** Lord of War - Power Down - S7

*** Lord of the Rings - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** Lost In Space - Kill Screen - S8

*** M*A*S*H - Bulletproof - S11

*** MacGyver (TV) - Missing/Power Down/Enemies Domestic/Devil's Triangle - S1/S7/S8/S9

*** Magnum, PI (TV) - Switch / Lost and Found / Frame-Up / Seek - S3/S5/S4/SX

*** Maltese Falcon - Minimum Security/Capitol Offense - S1/S5

*** Marathon Man - Masquerade - S7

*** March of the Penguins - Agent Afloat - S6

*** Mary Poppins - Jet Lag/Seek/Shooter - S7/SX/S11

*** Mask - UnSealed - S1

*** Matlock - Red Cell - S2

*** Maury Povich (TV talk show) - Road Kill - S6

*** Miami Vice - Royals and Loyals - S8

*** Mission Impossible - Cloak/Dead Reflection - S6/S8

*** Modern Times - Good Cop, Bad Cop - S7

*** Monty Python's Flying Circus - Spider and the Fly - S8

*** Moonstruck - Knockout - S6

*** Mythbusters - Rekindled - S9

*** Mr Ed (TV) - Newborn King - S9

*** Mr. and Mrs. Smith - Switch - S3

*** Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood (TV) - Code of Conduct - S7

*** Mr. Wizard (TV) - Model Behavior - S3

*** Mrs Doubtfire - Seek - SX

*** Munich - Double Blind - SX

*** Murder on the Orient Express - Jet Lag - S7

*** Nanny McPhee - Seek - SX

*** National Geographic - Red Cell - S2

*** Newhart (TV) - Faith - S7

*** Night at the Museum - One Last Score - S8

*** Night of the Living Dead - Boxed In - S3

*** Nightmare on Elm Street - Murder 2.0 - S6

*** No Way Out - Untouchable / Leap of Faith / Obsession - S3/S5/S7

*** North by Northwest - Dagger / South By Southwest /Enemy on the Hill - S6/S6/S9

*** Oceans Eleven - Secrets - S9

*** One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Tribes / Toxic - S5/S6

*** Ordinary People - Nine Lives - S6

*** Ozzie and Harriet (TV) - The Good Wives Club - S2

*** Pacific Heights - Dead and Unburied - S3

*** Patton - Tribes - S5

*** Payback - Reveille - S1

*** Paycheck - Tribes - S5

*** Peter Pan - Tribes / Good Cop, Bad Cop/Royals and Loyals - S5/S7/S8

*** Petticoat Junction (TV) - My Other Left Foot / Dog Tags - S1/S5

*** Phantom of the Opera (Broadway) - Jet Lag - S7

*** Pirates of the Caribbean - Enigma/Jurisdiction - S1/S7

*** Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Suspicion/Dead Reflection - S4/S8

*** Planet of the Apes - Endgame - S7

*** Play It Again, Sam - Road Kill - S6

*** Pocahontas - Road Kill - S6

*** Poison Ivy - Tell All - S8

*** Pollyanna - Jet Lag - S7

*** Poltergeist - Love and War - S6

*** Popeye - Deliverance - S6

*** Powderpuff Girls - Doppelgnger - S2

*** Pretty Woman - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Psycho - Eye Spy /Murder 2.0 / Jet Lag/One Last Score - S1/S6/S7/S8

*** Pulp Fiction - Switch - S3

*** Puss in Boots - The Missionary Position - S9

*** Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (TV) - Split Decision - S1

*** Raiders of the Lost Ark - Dagger - S4

*** Rambo - Power Down - S7

*** Real Genius - Child's Play - S7

*** Red Sonja - Corporal Punishment - S5

*** Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Jeopardy -S3

*** Reservoir Dogs - Jurisdiction - S7

*** Return of the Living Dead - Kill Ari: Part 2 - S3

*** Riptide - One Last Score - S8

*** Road Warrior - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Jack Knife - S7

*** Rocky - Nine Lives - S6

*** Rocky and Bullwinkle - Ignition - S7

*** Romancing The Stone - Agent Afloat - S6

*** Rosemary's Baby - Murder 2.0 / South By Southwest - S6/S6

*** Rashomon - Mother's Day - S7

*** Rumblefish - Deliverance - S6

*** Run Silent, Run Deep - Chimera - S5

*** Runaway Bride - Secrets - S9

*** Sabrina (both versions) - Shooter - S11

*** Sands of Iwo Jima - Call of Silence - S2

*** Saturday Night Fever - Road Kill/Cracked/ - S6/S8

*** Scarface - Witch Hunt - S4

*** Scooby-Do - The Tell/Bulletproof - S9/S11

*** Scream - Murder 2.0 - S6

*** Sea of Love - Recoil - S5

*** Seems Like Old Times - Agent Afloat - S6

*** Se7en - Murder 2.0 - S6

*** Sesame Street - Page Not Found - S11

*** Seven Samurai and the Hidden Fortress - Mother's Day - S7

*** Seven Years In Tibet - Hide and Seek - S6

*** Sgt York - Royals and Loyals - S8

*** Shane - Minimum Security - S1

*** Shazam! - In The Dark - S4 - by Abby

*** She Wore a Yellow Ribbon - Hiatus: Part 1 - S3

*** Silence of the Lambs - The Good Wives Club / Dog Tags / Guilty Pleasure/The Tell - S2/S5/S7/S9

*** Sixteen Candles - Ravenous / Cover Story - S3/S4

*** Sleepers - False Witness - S8

*** Sleeping Beauty - Jack Knife - S7

*** Sleepless in Seattle - The Good Samaritan / A Weak Link / Head Case S1/S1/S3

*** Smokey and the Bandit - Cloak - S6

*** Snakes on a Plane - Jet Lag - S7

*** Sophie's Choice - Jet Lag - S7

*** Sound Of Music - Hiatus: Part 1 - S3

*** Sneakers - Love and War - S6

*** Speed - Bait - S3

*** Speedy Gonzalez - Double Blind - SX

*** Sponge Bob Square Pants - Black Water - S2

*** Sports Night - Double Blind - SX

*** St. Elsewhere (TV) - Blowback - S4

*** Stagecoach - Sins of the Father -S9

*** Stakeout - An Eye for an Eye / Stakeout - S2/S5

*** Stalag 17 - Heart Breadk / Hiatus: Part 2 - S2/S3

*** Stand By Me - Hide and Seek - S6

*** Star Trek (TV) - Eye Spy /Switch /Witch Hunt /Jet Lag/Phoenix - S1/S3/S4/S7/SX

*** Star Wars Series - The Voyeurs Web /Dog Tags / Designated Target / Capitol Offense / Deliverance/Housekeeping S3/S5/S5/S6/S6/S9

*** Strangers in The Night - Suspicion - S4

*** Strangers on a Train - Stakeout/The Inside Man - S5/S7

*** Sunset Boulevard - Masquerade - S7

*** Supergirl - Doppelgnger - S2

*** Superman - The Inside Man/Secrets/Crescent City: Part 1 - S7/S9/S11

*** Swamp Thing - Murder 2.0 - S6

*** Tango and Cash - Page Not Found - S11

*** Tales From The Crypt - ????? -Witch Hunt? Sounds like it.

*** Taxi (TV) - Designated Target - S5

*** Taxi Driver - Angel of Death / Designated Target - S4/S5

*** Teen Wolf - Good Cop, Bad Cop - S7

*** Terminator - Road Kill/Guilty Pleasure - S6/S7

*** T2 - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Smoked - S4

*** The A-Team (TV) - Corporal Punishment / Requiem/Last Man Standing - S5/S5/S6

*** The Apartment - Left For Dead - S1

*** The Bad Seed - Child's Play - S7

*** The Battleship Potemkin - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** The Believers - Head Case - S3

*** The Beverly Hillbillies (TV) - South by Southwest - S6

*** The Big Sleep - One Last Score - S8

*** The Black Pirate (silent film) - Jurisdiction - S7

*** The Blue Lagoon - Agent Afloat / Internal Affairs - S6/S5

*** The Bourne Trilogy - About Face / Power Down/Worst Nightmare - S5/S7/S8

*** The Boy In The Plastic Bubble - SWAK - S2

*** The Breakfast Club - Cover Story / Lost and Found - S4/S5

*** The Burning Bed - Bounce - S6

*** The Chronicles of Narnia - Shalom - S4

*** The Court Jester - Switch/Grace Period - S3/S4

*** The Crying Game - Dead Man Talking/Secrets - S1/S9

*** The Curse - Bounce - S6

*** The Dark Knight - Two Faced - S8

*** The Defiant Ones - Chained - S2

*** The Doberman Gang - Seek - SX

*** The Dukes of Hazard (TV) - Heartland - S6

*** The Fantastic Four - Rekindled - S9

*** The Flintstones - Rekindled - S9

*** The Fly (Original and remake) - Witch Hunt - S4

*** The Fugitive - UnSealed / Escaped / Corporal Punishment S1/S4/S5

*** The Getaway - One Last Score - S8

*** The Graduate - The Tell - S9

*** The Gambler - TV movie - Moonlighting - S7

*** The Godfather Movies - The Bone Yard/Deception/Bulletproof - S2/S8/S11

*** The Gold Rush - Chimera - S5

*** The Great Santini - Hide and Seek/The Penelope Papers - S6/S9

*** The Greatest Show on Earth - Corporal Punishment - S5

*** The Green Hornet - Cracked - S8

*** The Heist - One Last Score - S8

*** The Hunt For Red October - Chimera - S4

*** The Hustler - Hide and Seek - S6

*** The Insider - Tell All - S8

*** The Jetsons (TV) - Ignition - S7

*** The Karate Kid - Knockout - S6

*** The Killing Fields - An Eye For An Eye - S2

*** The Last Supper - In The Dark - S4

*** The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams - Faith - S7

*** The Little Mermaid - Rekindled - S9

*** The Lion King - Hide and Seek - S6

*** The Love Boat - Squall - SX (by Jimmy Palmer)

*** The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (TV) - The Meat Puzzle - S2

*** The Matrix - Road Kill/Enemies Foreign - S6/S8

*** The Muppets Take Manhattan - Smoked - S4

*** The Notebook - Shooter - S11

*** The Peacemaker - Kill Ari: Part II - S3

*** The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie - Bulletproof - S11

*** The Omega Man - Restless - S9

*** The Princess Bride - Identity Crisis - S5

*** The Recruit - Truth or Consequences - S7

*** The Scent of a Woman - South By Southwest - S6

*** The Seven Year Itch - Witch Hunt (Abby as Marilyn) - S4

*** The Serpent and the Rainbow - Head Case - S3

*** The Shadow - Dead Reflection - S8

*** The Shawshank Redemption - Bounce - S6

*** The Shining - Bloodbath - S3

*** The Simpsons (TV) - Trojan Horse - S4

*** The Six Million Dollar Man (TV) - Split Decision/Engaged: Part 1 - S1/S9

*** The Social Network - Tell All -S8

*** The Sound of Music - Hiatus: Part 1 / Seek / Crescent City: Part 2 - S3/SX/S11

*** The Sunshine Boys - Identity Crisis - S5

*** The Thing - Witch Hunt / Dead and Unburied - S4/S4

*** The Third Man - Probie - S3

*** The Thomas Crowne Affair - One Last Score - S8

*** The Three Stooges - Bounce - S6

*** The Transporter - Switch - S3

*** The Twilight Zone - Nightmare at 20,000 Feet (TV) - Jet Lag - S7

*** The Untouchables - Knockout/Guilty Pleasure/Housekeeping - S6/S7/S9

*** The Usual Suspects - Hiatus: Part 1/Phoenix - S3/SX

*** The Vow - Shooter - S11

*** The Wonder Twins - Spider and the Fly - S8

*** The Wizard of Oz - See No Evil / Ravenous / Black Water / Ignition / Crescent City: Part 1/Shooter - S2/S3/S2/S7/S11/S11

*** The Wolf of Wall Street - Page Not Found - S11

*** The World's Greatest Athlete - Jack Knife - S7

*** The X-Files (TV) - Head Case - S3

*** The X-Men - Thrist - S9

*** They Call Me Mister Tibbs - Faith - S7

*** They Came to Cordura - Hometown Hero - S2

*** This is Spinal Tap - Phoenix - SX

*** Three Days of Condor - Eye Spy / Tribes - S1/S5

*** Thunderball - Hiatus: Part 2 / Murder 2.0 / Ignition / Double Back - S3/S6/S7/S11

*** Titanic (Abby) - Agent Afloat/Bulletproof - S6/S11

*** To Catch a Predator (NBC specials) - Road Kill - S6

*** To Have and Have Not - One Last Score - S8

*** To The Shores of Iwo Jima - Call of Silence - S2

*** Top Gun - Reveille/Jeopardy/Lost At Sea - S1/S3/SX

*** Tom Jones - Boxed In - S3

*** Toma (TV) - Power Down - S7

*** Total Genius - One Last Score - S8

*** Towering Inferno - Rekindled - S9

*** Trading Spaces (TV) - Head Case - S3

*** Trains, Planes and Automobiles - Smoked - S4

*** Treasure of the Sierrra Madre - Jurisdiction - S7

*** True Lies - Truth or Consequences - S7

*** Turner and Hooch - The Inside Man - S7

*** Uncle Buck - Cover Story - S4

*** Under Siege - Chimera - S5

*** Urban Legend - Dead Air - S8

*** Vertigo - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** Victor/Victoria - Dead Man Talking - S1

*** Voodoo Island - Head Case - S4

*** War Games - Cloak/Love and War - S4/S6

*** Waterworld - Lost At Sea - SX

*** Weekend at Bernie's Part I & Part II - Deception / Jeopardy - S3/S3

*** West Side Story - Sins of the Father/Monsters and Men - S9/S11

*** Weird Science - Love and War - S6

*** What's New Pussycat - Royals and Loyals /Secrets - S8/S9

*** White Heat - Chimera - S5

*** White Nights - Endgame - S7

*** Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rekindled - S9

*** Willard - Chimera - S5

*** Wonder Woman - Doppelgnger - S2

*** Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - UnSealed - S1 (life line ref by Kate to Tony)

*** X-Men - Bulletproof - S11

*** Xena - Doppelgnger / Designated Target - S2/S5

*** Xanadu - One Last Score/Housekeeping - S8/S9

*** Yentl - Double Blind - SX

*** Yojimbo - Ignition - S7

*** Young Frankenstein - Nine Lives - S6

*** Zero-Hour - Lost and Found - S5

*** Zorro - Child's Play - S7



McNicknames:

*** Daniel McBoone - Hide and Seek - S6

*** Major McTim - Hide and Seek - S6

*** McAbby - Dead Reflection - S8 - For both Tim and Abby

*** McAnal Probie - Life Before His Eyes - S9

*** McBarfbag - Chimera - S5

*** McBartlett - Enemies Foreign - S8

*** McBitter - Guilty Pleasure - S7

*** McBradbury - The Tell - S9

*** McCasanova - Devil's Trifecta - SX

*** McCheat - About Face - S5

*** McCheater - Psych Out - S9

*** McChittyChat - Legend: Part 1 - S6

*** McChopper - Playing With Fire - S9

*** McContrary - Legend: Part 1 - S6

*** McCool - ?????

*** McCranky - Caged/South By Southwest - S6/S6

*** McCready - Truth or Consequences - S7

*** McCummerbund - The Missionary Position - S9

*** McDetail - Deliverance - S6

*** McDid - Nine Lives - S6

*** McDigit - Endgame - S7

*** McDoing - Nine Lives - S6

*** McDutch Boy - Recovery - SX

*** McEgghead - Broken Bird - S6

*** McFlabby - Witch Hunt - S4

*** McFlea - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** McFlower Power - Bloodbath - S4

*** McFlubber

*** McFreaky - Stakeout - S5

*** McFraidy - Deception - S8

*** McFrankenstein, Dr. - Out of the Frying Pan - S8

*** McFraud - Out of the Frying Pan - S8

*** McG - Mind Games/Guilty Pleasure - S3 (by Abby)/S7

*** McG-Flat - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** McGarnagle - Broken Bird - S6

*** McGee-ma-nator - Kill Screen - S8

*** McGeek - Many many many - S1-S7...

*** McGeekle - Untouchable/Grace Period - S3/S4

*** McGeeko - Requiem - S5

*** McGemcity - One Last Score - S8

*** McGenius - Legend: Part 2 - S6

*** McGiggle - Corporal Punishment - S5

*** McGlee - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** McGnome - Collateral Damage - S6

*** McGoblin - Witch Hunt - S4

*** McGoo - Multiple Episodes - S1- to date

*** McGoogle - Requiem - S5

*** McGoon - Dagger - S6

*** McGoose - Lost At Sea - SX

*** McGPS - Dagger - S6

*** McGrope - Double Blind - SX

*** McGrubby - Shooter - S11

*** McGruff - Dog Tags - S5

*** McGullible - Dagger/Thirst - S6/S9

*** McHefner - Tell All - S8

*** McHuggable - Double Back - S11

*** McInsecurity - Lost At Sea - SX

*** McJagger - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** McKilljoy - Collateral Damage - S6

*** McLawyer - Smoked - S4

*** McLonelyHearts - Endgame - S7

*** McLoverboy - Designated Target - S5

*** McLovin - Deliverance - S6

*** McMaps - The Tell - S9

*** McMeechum - The Penelope Papers - S9

*** McMoneybags - Psych Out - S9

*** McMonk - A Desperate Man - S9

*** McMotherboard - Deliverance - S6

*** McMountie - Spider and the Fly - S8

*** McMuse - Dog Tags - S5

*** McNerd - Corporal Punishment - S5

*** McNopoly - Code of Conduct - S7

*** McNosey - Mother's Day - S7

*** McOz - Judgment Day: Part 1 - S5

*** McPanic - Masquerade - S7

*** McPhee - Seek - SX

*** McPinkerton - Road Kill - S6

*** McPower - ?????

*** McProbie - Dog Tags - S5

*** McProbius - Stakeout/Legend: Part 1

*** McProof - Reunion - S7

*** McQueen - The Inside Man - S7

*** McRanger Rick - Hide and Seek - S6

*** McRomeo - Reunion - S7

*** McScooby - Bulletproof - S11

*** McScout - Dagger - S6

*** McScrooge - Faith - S7

*** McShe - Life Before His Eyes - S9

*** McShipmate - Last Man Standing - S6

*** McSidekick - Reunion - S7

*** McSmarty Pants - Child's Play/Kill Screen - S7/S8

*** McSnapper - Legend: Part 1 - S6

*** McSneaky - Hide and Seek - S6

*** McSniper - The Inside Man - S7

*** McSoftie - Caged - S5

*** McStaken - Housekeeping - S9

*** McStarsky - ?????

*** McSteve Austin - Engaged: Part 1 - S9

*** McStud - Endgame - S7

*** McTaco - Borderland - S7

*** McTattle - Jurisdiction - S7

*** McTardy - Dead Reckoning - S6

*** McThirdWheel - Royals and Loyals - S8

*** McTim - Requiem/Child's Play

*** McTimex - Twisted Sister - S4

*** McToma - Power Down - S7

*** McTracker - Hide and Seek - S6

*** McVideo - Reunion - S7

*** McTween - Cracked - S8

*** McVoodoo - Crescent City: Part 2 - S11

*** McWorrywart - Nature of the Beast - S9

*** McWriter - Twisted Sister - S4

*** McZero - Internal Affairs - S5

McNicknames for "Deep Six"

*** The McNovel - ?????????

Non-McNicknames for McGee:

*** Agent Hot Britches - Tell All - S8

*** Alice - Jack Knife - S7 (by Gibbs)

*** Aqua Smurf - Dead Man Walking - S4

*** Bus Boy - Hometown Hero - S2

*** Captain Hook - ?????

*** Captain Planet - Lost At Sea - SX

*** Charlie Brown - Witch Hunt - S4

*** Chilly Willy - Faith - S7

*** Chucklehead - Head Case - S3

*** Chucky - Devil's Trifecta - SX

*** Commander Cody - Ignition - S7

*** Dead Agent Walking - Twisted Sister - S4

*** Dr. Phil - Cracked/Housekeeping - S8/S9

*** Ethyl - Housekeeping - S9

*** Elf Lord - Love and War/Dead Reckoning/Ignition- S6/S6/S7

*** Gore Vidal - Smoked - S4

*** Green Acres - Switch - S3

*** Hemingway - Smoked - S4

*** Hollywood - Lost At Sea - SX

*** Hopkins - Toxic - S6

*** Inspector Gadget - Family - S5

*** Iron Fist - Corporal Punishment - S5

*** King of Dorkland - Moonlighting - S7

*** Knucklehead - Toxic - S5

*** McGee-San - Life Before His Eyes - S9

*** Macaulay Calkin - Devil's Triangle - S9 - (Diane for McGee)

*** Michael Jackson - Sub Rosa - S1

*** Mini-Gee - Worst Nightmare - S8 (for Intern Conrad)

*** Mr. Biomedical Degree - Toxic - S5

*** Mr. Johns Hopkins - Toxic - S5

*** Mr. Mildly-Neurotic Introvert with a Highly Sensitive Ego - Angel of Death - S4 - Abby for Tim

*** Nanny McFeeble - Thirst - S9

*** Neander-Boy - Doppelganger - S2

*** Original Recipe Probie - Restless - S9

*** Pickle-head - Head Case - S3

*** Plucky - Light Sleeper - S3

*** Prince of Darkness - Knockout - S6

*** Probie - Multiple Episodes - S1-S7...

*** Probie Pan - Tribes - S5

*** Probie-San - Leap of Faith - S5

*** Probie-Wan Kenobi - About Face - S5

*** Probalicious - Endgame - S7

*** Scout Boy - Hide and Seek - S6 -

*** Self-Helpless - Endgame - S7 -

*** Sleeping Beauty - Jack-Knife - S7 - Gibbs to McGee

*** Special Agent Good-wrench - Lt. Jane Doe - S2

*** Sponge Bob - Black Water - S2

***The Great McOzz - Judgment Day - S5

*** Tim Tebow - Squall - SX

*** Tiny Tim - Silent Night/Faith - S5/S6

*** Wee Willie Webelos - Patriot Down - S7

Other Character Nicknames:

*** Agent Coif (Diane Gibbs Fornell Sterling to Tony) - Devil's Trifecta - SX

*** Alice - (Gibbs to Tony) - Borderland - S7

*** Arson Welles - Rekindled - (Tony to Jason King - "that kid in Baltimore")

*** Autopsy Gremlin - Multiple Episodes - Tony for Jimmy

*** Baldy McBaldy - Devil's Triangle - S9 - (Tony for Tony)

*** Bish - Alleged - S11 (Tony for Bishop)

*** Bish-op - Alleged - S11 (see above)

*** Boo - Crescent City: Part 1 - S11 (Agent Pride for Abby)

*** Brilliant Chatterbox - Recovery - SX (Dr Rachel for Tony)

*** Bubble Butt - (Gibbs to Tony) - Faith - S7

*** Captain "One Shot" Gibbs - S6 - Last Man Standing

*** Cupid - Secrets - S9 (Vance for Gibbs)

*** DannOzzo - Power Down -- ("Book im, DannOzzo" - Play on Danno from 'Hawaii 5-0') - Gibbs for Tony. - S7

*** David-O - (Tony to Ziva) 'Legend: Part 1 - S6 (Da-Veed-O)

*** DiNosy - "Capitol Offense" - S6 (Tim to Tony)

*** DiNosItAll - Double Back - S11 (NSA Sophia Martinez to Tony)

*** Doctor Kate's Sister - Nature of the Beast/Psych Out - S9 (for Dr Rachel Cranston)

*** Gothic Wildflower - Recovery - SX (Dr Rachel for Abby)

*** Grease Probie - Crescent City: Part 1 - S11 (Tony for Ellie)

*** Heffy - Rekindled - S9 (Gibbs to Tony regarding his "Practical Playboy" boots.

*** Jane Bond - Page Not Found - S11 (Tony for Delilah)

*** Junior (Tony - Anthony DiNozzo, Junior) - Flesh and Blood/Broken Arrow - S7/S8

*** Jimbo (Tony to Jimmy) - Jurisdiction - S7

*** Lord of the Tickets - Detour - SX

*** Lover Boy - Out of the Frying Pan - S8 - Gibbs to Tony (over the phone)

*** Magic Fingers - Devil's Triad - S11 - 1st one for Special Agent Ellie Bishop - from Tony

*** The Mayor - For SecNav Jarvis - by guest Phillip Wickes - The Tell - S9

*** Miss Chili-cheese - Alleged - S11 (Tony for Ellie)

*** Miss Manners - Bulletproof - (Tony for Ellie) - S11

*** Navy Guy - Baltimore - S8 (Tony for Gibbs)

*** Mr Woodchuck - Devil's Triangle - S9 - (Diane to Gibbs)

*** Pensive Academic - Recovery - SX (Dr Rachel for McGee)

*** Probetta - (Tony to Ziva) - Faith - S7

*** Sex Machine - Conspiracy Theory - S2 (Gibbs calls him that)

*** "My" Silver Haired Fox - Conspiracy Theory - S2

*** Skippy - Out of the Frying Pan/Prime Suspect - Gibbs to Tony - S8/SX

*** Snoopy - Out of the Frying Pan - S8 - Tony to Ziva

*** Spirited Warrior - Recovery - SX (Dr Rachel for Ziva)

*** T-Cad - Guilty Pleasure - S7 (McGee for Tony and Detective McCadden)

*** The Great White - Two Faced - S8 (Tony about Gibbs)

*** Thighmaster (Tony to Ziva) - Extremem Prejudice - SX

*** Tinkerbell (Tony to Ziva) - Royals and Loyals - S8

*** Tiny Jim (Tony to Jimmy) - Newborn King - S9

*** The Toothpick - (Tony for Vance) - Cloak - S7

*** Wheels - Page Not Found - S11 (Tony for Delilah)

*** Woodchuck - (Diane Gibbs Fornell Sterling to Gibbs) - Devil's Trifecta - SX

*** Z-brews - Enemies Domestic - S8

*** Ziver - multiple episodes (Standing (over phone) ) - Only Gibbs has called Ziva this nickname.

How the episode title was used in the episode - as heard in dialogues, song/poem/music references, or as shown in scene(s).

Season 1:

*** 1.1 - Yankee White -

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Only met him this morning. He just received his yankee white clearance and was Major Carey's backup, the major has a flu.

*** 1.3 - Seadog -

(Spoken multiple times. Seadog was the nickname of the victim.)

*** 1.4 - The Immortals -

(Spoken multiple times. The Immortals was the video game/MMORPG played by the victim and the reason for his death.)

*** 1.5 - The Curse -

(Spoken multiple times.It was alluded by Abby, Tony and Special Agent Richard Owens that the mummified victim has it.)

*** 1.8 - Minimum Security -

(Spoken multiple times. Suspect wanted to be transferred to the minimum security facility.)

*** 1.14 - The Good Samaritan -

Donald "Ducky" Mallard: A man from Samaria came by. He saw the poor fellow, he picked him up and carried him in his arms to an inn. Bathe his wounds, bandaged them and left money to feed him. This was unusual because the Samaritans were considered outcasts and of low moral fibre. But from then on, his been known as The Good Samaritan.

(Note that Ducky has the story wrong. The bible story never tells where the Samaritan was from geographically; "Samaritan" at the time referred to the ethnoreligious group, as opposed to inhabitants of the city of Samaria. Samaritanism is an Abrahamic religion descended from three Israelite tribes and was in conflict with Judaism because both religions claimed to be the one true religion of the ancient Israelites.)

*** 1.15 - Enigma -

Abigail "Abby" Sciuto: We have a bit of an enigma here, Gibbs. I spent all days getting tapes from the airport looking for Col. Ryan, and I meant all day.

*** 1.16 - Bte Noire -

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Canopy beds, trompe l'oeil, flickering candles, no wonder your bete noire was a vampire.

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: Huh! Bete noire? Cute.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Goes with the Louis The Fifteenth bedroom, so what happened?

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: Forget it.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Forget what?

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Oh. Tony's bete noire.

*** 1.18 - UnSealed -

Abigail "Abby" Sciuto: Unless someone else was shot recently inside the car that Conklin carjacked, I think Kate just unSealed our Seal. First shot too.

*** 1.19 - Dead Man Talking -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He knew he was dying. And he knew you would be the one doing the autopsy. Chris wanted you to find that. Dead man talking, Doc.

*** 1.20 - Missing -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You got a missing marine, Major. You don't seem to be too concerned about it.

Season 2:

*** 2.4 - Lt. Jane Doe -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 2.5 - The Boneyard -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We stumbled on a boneyard, Doc.

*** 2.6 - Terminal Leave -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 2.9 - Forced Entry -

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: We checked the exterior of the house, Gibbs. No sign of a forced entry.

*** 2.10 - Chained -

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: It's a great movie. There's two guys, right? Black guy and a white guy escaped from a southern chain gang. Chained together, just like we are.

*** 2.13 - The Meat Puzzle -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Possible ID on one of the meat puzzle bodies, D.A. named Michael Grant.

*** 2.14 - Witness-

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That would confirm the witness story.

*** 2.20 - Red Cell - .

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: They call themselves the Red Cell. They all claimed the last time they Blake was on Friday night, right after the fight.

*** 2.22 - SWAK -

(Spoken multiple times)

Season 3:

*** 3.1 - Kill Ari: Part 1 -

Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Were. I'm dead now, Ducky. I shouldn't be, if I've killed Ari right here in autopsy.

*** 3.2 - Kill Ari: Part 2 -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kill Ari, before he kills me.

*** 3.5 - Switch -

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: Maybe we should concentrate on why John Kirby switched places with Seaman Smith at Norfolk, and leave death wish for another day.

*** 3.7 - Honor Code -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 3.8 - Under Covers -

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: You can't be too careful when you're undercover. Let's give it another 40 minutes, just to be realistic.

*** 3.10 - Probie -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 3.19 - Iced -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Two kids found the 1st Sgt. floating under 6 inches of ice.

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: Iced, that means...

*** 3.21 - Bloodbath -

Timothy McGee: Actually, it is an off-base navy lodging facility used mostly by TDY personnel and visiting family. Apparently, there is some kind of a bloodbath.

Season 4:

*** 4.1 - Shalom -

Namir Eschel: Shalom, Ziva.

*** 4.2 - Escaped -

Tobias Fornell: Actually, I came to tell you that Petty Officer Derrick Paulson escaped from prison yesterday.

*** 4.3 - Singled Out -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 4.10 - Smoked -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 4.11 - Driven -

Dr. Russell Pike: Trust me, Agent Gibbs. Ronnie was not the type to kill herself.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What type was she, Doctor?

Dr. Russell Pike: Driven.

*** 4.17 - Skeletons -

Hollis Mann: Someone got hidden skeletons of his own.

*** 4.24 - Angel of Death -

(Spoken multiple times)

Season 5:

*** 5.2 - Family -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Prosecution gonna call it attempted murder. Your lawyers gonna call it self-defense.

Nicholas Barnes: How would you call it?

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Family.

*** 5.6 - Chimera -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 5.10 - Corporal Punishment -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. Leathernecks nicknamed him Corporal Punishment.

*** 5.12 - Stakeout -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 5.15 - In The Zone -

Ike Varnai: Do you know how hard is it to get in the zone these days? IDs, photos, fingerprints, biometrics.

Season 6:

*** 6.2 - Agent Afloat -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 6.7 - Collateral Damage -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 6.18 - Knockout -

Leon Vance: Tyler knew the art of a knockout.

*** 6.22 - Legend: Part 1 -

Nate Getz: Its called a legend. It's a word coined by the Stasi, East German Secret Police back during the cold war. Their idea was to create a cover so deep it could stand up to any scrutiny - passports, documents, work papers, even family histories. And none of it true. All in - a legend.

*** 6.24 - Semper Fidelis -

SECNAV. Phillip Davenport: Semper Fi.

Season 7:

*** 7.4 - Good Cop, Bad Cop -

Leon Vance: No, it absolutely does. So, good cop, bad cop?

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Plenty of ways to break someone, Leon.

Leon Vance: I figured she's been broken enough.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ok, good cop, bad cop. Which one are you?

*** 7.15 - Jack-Knife -

Damon Werth: Szwed's body man, Lucas, he carries a jack-knife. I think they killed him.

*** 7.20 - Moonlighting -

Timothy McGee: Employment histories overlapped. Looks like she was moonlighting.

*** 7.24 - Rule Fifty-One -

Gibbs wrote down Rule 51 - "Sometimes you're wrong"

Season 8:

*** 8.1 - Spider and the Fly -

Paloma Reynosa: (Quoted the poem, The Spider and the Fly) Will you walk into my parlour? Said the spider to the fly. Do you know that poem, Gibbs?

*** 8.6 - Cracked -

Abigail "Abby" Sciuto: I've been inputting the raw data from the writings trying to cracked the code to the formula. And then, bam, it hit me. That... that it's not about the code, it's about her. What I need to crack, it's her.

*** 8.7 - Broken Arrow -

Timothy McGee: Boss, this is about a lost nuclear weapon.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Broken arrow.

* - * - * and * - * - *

Leon Vance: This is the first broken arrow that actually came back to haunt us.

*** 8.13 - Freedom -

Donald "Ducky" Mallard: And perhaps, killing her husband is her one chance of freedom.

*** 8.14 - A Man Walks Into A Bar -

Dr. Rachel Cranston: Let me ask you a question, Gibbs. See if you can answer. A man walks into a bar, asked the bartender for a glass of water. Bartender pulls out a shotgun. Fires a blast, just missing the man. Man says thank you and puts a tip on the bar and exits. Why the thank you, and the tip?

*** 8.16 - Kill Screen -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 8.17 - One Last Score -

Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo: The crooks had to come out of retirement. They gotta pull of one last, one last score.

*** 8.22 - Baltimore -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 8.23 - Swan Song -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Mike's swan song.

*** 8.24 - Pyramid -

Leon Vance: Mr. Secretary, for once, the weight doesn't fall on the bottom of the pyramid. This operation was your call. Accept it.

Season 9:

*** 9.1 - Nature of the Beast -

SecNav Clayton Jarvis: That's the sacrifice, nature of the beast.

*** 9.6 - Thirst

Abigail "Abby" Sciuto: That euphoria would cause an accelerated heart rate and increase body temperature, resulting in severe dehydration which naturally would lead to an extreme, unquenchable

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Thirst.

* - * - * and * - * - *

Donald "Ducky" Mallard: As I was saying. In this case, it appears the subject endangers his victim's life in some way and then proceeds to save him by inducing chronic thirst with a hallucinogen and then providing relief with the very water that will lead to death.

*** 9.11 - Newborn King

The music for Hark The Herald was played in the prologue. Captain Jake Marsden was shot during the stanza "Glory to the newborn king".

*** 9.14 - Life Before His Eyes

As a result of his latest case, Gibbs watches his life played before his eyes, while also viewing the actions he could of taken and what would've happened.

*** 9.15 - Secrets

(The word "Secret" was spoken multiple times)

*** 9.17 - Need To Know

George Roca: You don't have the need to know.

* - * - * and * - * - *

Leon Vance: You tell them nothing. It's still need to know.

*** 9.18 - The Tell -

(Spoken multiple times)

Season 10:

*** 10.1 - Extreme Prejudice -

SecNav Clayton Jarvis: I know we don't have an operational skiff, so what I have to say stays in this room. I have been instructed to locate Harper Dearing and proceed with extreme prejudice. And pull our resources, and end this once and for all. Questions?

*** 10.5 - The Namesake -

Donald "Ducky" Mallard: I heard about your namesake, LJ.

*** 10.8 - Gone -

Commander Jennifer Wade, USN: No one nearby. Dave's family are gone, my family is on the west coast. Where will she stay?

*** 10.10 - You Better Watch Out -

The song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" was played in the prologue. The victim was shown during the stanza "You Better Watch Out".

*** 10.11 - Shabbat Shalom -

Shabbat Shalom, which literally means "a peaceful Sabbath" in Hebrew, is a common greeting used in Israel on the Jewish Sabbath. Several characters in the episode Ziva and Eli David, Jackie and Leon Vance are shown observing the Shabbat shortly before the fatal shootout at the end

*** 10.13 - Hit and Run -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, then you are not counting hit and runs.

Abigail "Abby" Sciuto: What?

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The good kind. You do something good now, you're not always around to see the difference it makes later

*** 10.18 - Seek -

Sgt. Ted LeMere: Seek Dex, seek. C'me here, attaboy. Seek.

*** 10.19 - Squall -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 10.21 - Berlin -

(Spoken multiple times)

*** 10.22 - Revenge -

Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Revenge? Yeah, I know that.

*** 10.23 - Double Blind -

Double blind is a term used to described a study in which both the investigator or the participant are blind to (unaware of) the nature of the treatment the participant is receiving, which also describes the case of the week.

*** 10.24 -



Update: Since this document was 1st introduced in Judgment Day: Part 2 (just before Director Vance shredded it) it has been established by Secretary of the Navy Phillip Davenport to be "fiction" and that he though all copies had been destroyed. - episode: Semper Fidelis

AWARDED GOOD CONDUCT MEDAL AND TWO LETTERS OF COMMENDATION FROM TRAINING WING COMMANDER....... something that couldn't be made out....

RAISED IN NEW YORK CITY. MOTHER WAS A MEMBER OF NEW YORK CITY BOARD OF EDUCATION. FATHER WAS REAL ESTATE PLANNER ATTENDED HARVARD UNIVERSITY. ADMITTED TO HARVARD UNIVERSITY LAW SCHOOL BUT LEFT AFTER ONE YEAR TO ENTER OFFICER CANDIDATE SCHOOL. GRADUATED FROM ANNAPOLIS JUNE 1991.

DIRECTOR VANCE HIT THE DECK PLATES RUNNING AND HASN'T SLOWED DOWN. AN IMPRESSIVE SELF-STARTER WITH IMMEASURABLE INITIATIVE AND WORK ETHIC, HE COMPLETES ALL ASSIGNMENTS WITH PEERLESS PROFESSIONALISM. HIS "TAKE CHARGE" SPIRIT HAS BEEN INFECTIOUS, AS HIS CO-WORKERS HAVE BEEN IMPRESSED WITH HIS ENTHUSIASM AS WELL AS HIS ADMINISTRATIVE EFFICIENCY, AN INNOVATOR IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

HAND PICKED AS THE JOINT SERVICES COLOR GUARD COORDINATOR COORDINATES THE UNITED STATES EMBASSY JOINT SERVICE COLOR GUARD, A SIGNIFICANT RESPONSIBILITY WITH TREMENDOUS VISIBILITY. SINCE TAKING ON THIS ARDUOUS, TIME-CONSUMING ASSIGNMENT LT ISAACS HAS COORDINATED EIGHT ALL SERVICE COLOR GUARD TEAMS, INCLUDING ONE FOR A FOREIGN HEAD OF STATE.

THE JOINT SERVICE COLOR GUARD HAS CONSISTENTLY RECEIVED THE HIGHEST PRAISE FROM EVENT ORGANIZERS AND COMMUNITY LEADERS FOR HIS SUPERB APPEARANCE AND HIGH LEVEL OF PROFESSIONALISM.

DIRECTOR VANCE IS INTELLIGENT, TALENTED AND DEDICATED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY AND SELFLESSLY GIVES OF OFF-DUTY TIME. HE DEMONSTRATES AN ADMIRABLE WORK ETHIC, SUPREME COMPETENCE, AND TREMENDOUS COMMON SENSE. HE HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL IN HIS RATING AND THE MARINES. A RISING STAR AND TRUE TEAM MEMBER

DIRECTOR VANCE HAS MY STRONGEST RECOMMENDATION FOR ANY PROMOTION FOR WHICH HE MAY QUALIFY.

*** SEASON 1:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* N.C.I.S Creating Season One

* N.C.I.S Building the Team

* N.C.I.S Defining the Look

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

'Yankee White' - Donald P. Bellisario

***SEASON 2:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* Investigating Season 2

* What's New In Season 2

* The Real N.C.I.S

* Lab Tour With Pauley Perrette.

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

'The Bone Yard' - Chas Floyd Johnson

'Twilight' - Pauley Perrette and Michael Weatherly



***SEASON 3:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* The Real N.C.I.S Declassified

* Hit the Head Montage

* The Women of N.C.I.S

* N.C.I.S Season of Change

* The Round Table

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

'Kill Ari: Part 1'

'Frame-Up' - Pauley Perrette and Michael Weatherly

'Boxed In' - Avery Drewe and David Bellisario

'Bloodbath' - Pauley Perrette and Michael Weatherly



***SEASON 4:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* Cast Round Tables (Parts 1 and 2)

* Ducky's World

* Behind the Set: The Production of N.C.I.S

* Dressed to Kill: Dressing the Sets of N.C.I.S

* Prop Master

* Picture Perfect: The Looks of N.C.I.S

* Season of Secrets

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

'Twisted Sister' - Sean Murray and Terrence O'Hara

'Dead Man Walking' - Sean Murray and Cote de Pablo

'Skeletons' - Brian Dietzen and David McCallum

'Grace Period' - Michael Weatherly

'Cover Story' - Michael Weatherly and Pauley Perrette

'Angel of Death' - Donald P. Bellisario (Warning: something went wrong with the audio during the commentary and it switched back to the episode dialog for a long period of time and then switches back to the commentary. I don't know if this is true for all copies.)



***SEASON 5:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* Requiem Revisited

* N.C.I.S Season 5: Stem to Stern

* The Dressing Room: The costumes and Wardrobe of N.C.I.S

* N.C.I.S on Location

* From Pauley to Abby: Hairspray, Lipstick and Tattoos

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

'Bury Your Dead' - Michael Weatherly and Patricia H. O'Hara (Michael's mom)

'Requiem' - Mark Harmon and Shane Brennan

'Dog Tags' - David McCallum and Brian Dietzen

'Recoil' - Cote de Pablo and James Whitmore, Jr.



***SEASON 6:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* Bodies of Work - Actor Brian Dietzen gives a tour of WM Creations. The company that created the "Bodies" used on NCIS

* "FEAR" - a DVD exclusive - an acoustic version of Pauley Perrette's song "Fear".

* Starting with a Bang - A look at the season's opening arc.

* Horsin' Around - Featurette based on 'South By Southwest' Episode.

* Season Six: Crusin' Along - Cast and Crew reflect on some of the major events of the season.

* Six Degrees of Conversation: The cast talks about Season Six.

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

* 'Broken Bird' - David McCallum and James Whitmore, Jr.

* 'Bounce' - Michael Weatherly

* 'Toxic' - Pauley Perrette and Sean Murray



***SEASON 7:

** SPECIAL FEATURES:

* (A Look at the) Music and Sound (of NCIS)

* Home Sweet Home: Inside the Gibbs House

* The Future is Now: The Jetpack

* Cast & Crew: A Year in Review

* Cast Roundtable

* Give Me Two Steps

* Reaching 150: Behind the Scenes

* The Graphics of NCIS

** EPISODE COMMENTARIES:

* 'Faith' - Mark Harmon, Gary Glasberg and Arvin Brown

* 'Flesh and Blood' - Michael Weatherly and Robert Wagner

The following "dossiers" were made by the CBS and/or the production very early in the series run and do not yet include Tim McGee, Ziva David, Jimmy Palmer, Jenny Shepard or Leon Vance.

1. Gibbs

* File: 0B688932 - 00042C Date: 2 June 2004

* Subject: Gibbs, L. J.

* Classification: Confidential **Director's Eyes Only**

* Prepared By: Special Agent ******** **********

* EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Leroy Jethro Gibbs

* KNOWN ALIASES: None [but subject insists the second "B" in Gibbs stands for bastard.]

* AGE: Not "considerably" older than 37

* MILITARY OCCUPATIONAL SPECIALTY: Former United States Marine. Honorably discharged with rank of Gunnery Sargent. Received a Silver Star for actions against the enemy in Desert Storm. **Note: See attached DD-214 for all awards received and full military history.

* MOS'S HELD: 0311 Rifleman 5811 Military Policeman 0251 Interrogator-Translator 0369 Infantry Unit Leader 5821 Criminal Investigator

* CURRENT OCCUPATION: SENIOR NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: 16 years

* SPECIAL SKILLS: Interrogation, counter intelligence, NCIS Weapons Instructor, proficient in the use of all U.S. and Soviet Era small arms, woodworking, American Sign Language [ASL], fluent in Russian.

* PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Major issues with authority. In the past year alone subject has had confrontations with the FBI, CIA, DEA and just about every other Federal, Local, or foreign agency he has had contact with.

Subject also appears to be woefully out of touch with popular culture perhaps because he elects to spend all his free time hand carving a wooden boat in his basement. **Note: How he plans on removing the twenty-five foot boat through a six and a half by three-foot door is still unclear at this time.

Subject has repeatedly shown contempt/fear of modern technology. The NCIS IT department has been forced to replace his personal workstation six times before discovering that Special Agent Gibbs was quote: "Smacking 'em to make 'em go faster."

He is intolerant of anyone who does not share his view of the world. During a recent protest outside the Norfolk Naval Base Special Agent Gibbs was overheard asking the Master-at-Arms: "Why don't you just shoot 'em?"

And yet, against all reason, authoritarian approach and penchant for bending [if not breaking] all established protocols and rules seems to instill a blind loyalty and respect in his subordinates and co-workers. He has also inexplicably won the "NCIS Special Agent of the Year" award six times in the past decade.

**Note: subject has also failed to show up to receive award all six times.

* MEDICAL EVALUATION: Note: Subject has refused to report to his last physical examinations. Recently suffered a point blank gunshot wound to the chest by a Mossad double agent. Received shrapnel damage to his right upper arm while on assignment in Colombia. Concussion to head by ex-wife #2 by way of baseball bat. Lacerations to head and scalp by ex-wife #3 by either a seven or nine iron. Addicted to caffeine. Eye sight weakening.

* PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Subject is by nature a loner and judging by his haircut, mannerisms, and refusal to discuss anything of a personal nature plans on remaining one for the foreseeable future.

Each of his three marriages has ended in divorce the third appearing to be the most contentious. **Note: Occasionally stalked by ex-wife #3 on or near their anniversary date. UPDATE: Has been married 4 times. First marriage ended when his wife (Shannon) and their 8-year old daughter (Kelly) were murdered by a drug lord that Mrs Gibbs was scheduled to testify against for his killing of a US Marine.

Agent Gibbs has no known friends outside of work and no known relatives. He does however appear to enjoy tormenting younger Agents in particular Special Agent DiNozzo. His relationship with NCIS Medical Examiner Doctor "Ducky" Mallard seems to be the only one approaching clinical normalcy.

There have been numerous sightings of the subject with an attractive redhead-- relationship [if any] is unknown at this time.

TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Has been overheard stating that the women he dates consider the smell of sawdust sexy. **Note: I respectfully request my name be removed from this profile and my involvement in its creation never to be revealed to Special Agent Gibbs. If he knew I was the one responsible for writing this, well you read the file, enough said.

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Ducky

* File: 0D69732-00043Z Date: 2 June 2004

* Subject: Mallard, D. P.

* Classification: Confidential **Director's Eyes Only**

* Prepared By: NCIS Special Agent Randall Ferguson

* EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Doctor Donald Mallard.

* KNOWN ALIASES: Ducky

* AGE:Estimated early 60's. Subject claims birth records destroyed in World War II during the London Blitz. Further Inquiries prove futile due to massive overtime considerations.

* PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: Prior to becoming an American Citizen, subject was a Medical Examiner for the City of London Police, Scotland Yard and the territory of Hong Kong. Rumors persist that Doctor Mallard may have also been involved with MI6 British Intelligence during the Cold War. He is known to have served one tour in Vietnam with an ANZAC unit.

** Note: Confirmation still pending.

* EDUCATION: Graduated from Eton College with honors. Graduated Edinburgh Medical School, Scotland with honors.

* WORK HISTORY: Upon graduation began a private practice in London. After a promising start he claims his patient base mysteriously eroded. He soon turned to forensic medicine and his career thrived.

* CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS CHIEF MEDICAL EXAMINER SPECIAL SKILLS: Expertise in all areas of his field. Seemingly expert in all other areas. Fluent in French, German, Swahili. Certified French Pastry Chef. Apparently knows or has worked with every Medical Examiner in CONUS (Continental United States).

**NOTE: Often consults for the FBI, CIA and Secret Service on autopsy results.

* PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject has a disturbing propensity to talk to the dead perhaps harboring some vague belief that their spirit dwells over the body.

** NOTE: I have also recently learned the subject has the disturbing propensity to interrupt interviewers to talk about just about anything he's ever thought, personally experienced and or heard. ** DOUBLE NOTE: He tends to do this repeatedly.

On the surface the subject often assumes the affectation of a kindly old Uncle. In the field, however, he has resorted to physical violence when a corpse was mishandled or moved without permission, once going as far a shoving a French police officer from a cliff.

** NOTE: There was a lake below and said officer elected not to press charges.

* MEDICAL EVALUATION: Last medical exam was unable to be completed due to Doctor Mallard's constant interruptions of the examining Physician. It should be noted that Doctor Mallard's blood pressure and heart rate were considered normal at the time. It should also be noted that the examining Physician's were not.

* PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: "Ducky", as his co-workers know him, is well respected for his skills and keen intellect. His not so impressive "stories" seem to be tolerated by said co-workers.

** NOTE: After conducting this interview I find that extremely hard to believe and if true more than a little disturbing.

Perhaps due to his age or his impressive background, he is currently the only person within NCIS who can influence Special Agent Gibbs.

** NOTE: Of course, excluding yourself, Mister Director.

TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Still lives with his 96-year-old mother.

**NCIS Disbursing - I am still awaiting personal reimbursement for the eight \ cassette tapes and three sets of triple "A" batteries I was forced to purchase to complete Doctor Mallard's oral interview.

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DiNozzo

* File: 0B692981-00043C Date: 2 June 2004

* Subject: DiNozzo, A.

* Classification: Confidential **Director's Eyes Only**

* Prepared By: NCIS Special Agent Donna Troy

* EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo

* KNOWN ALIASES: None AGE:Physicalearly thirties. Mentallate teens.

* PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: 2 Years Peoria, IL Police Department 18 Months Philadelphia, PA Police Department 22 Months Baltimore, MD 30 Months NCIS, Washington, D.C.

* EDUCATION: Prep School--Rhode Island Military Academy Ohio State -- BA in Physical Education Currently taking typing courses at Saint Mary's College, Fredericksburg, VA. **Note: St. Mary's is an all female college. CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: 30 Months

* SPECIAL SKILLS: Crime scene sketch expert, ballistic. Trajectory expert, fluent in Spanish, college level athlete playing both football/ basketball at Ohio State, salsa dancing and apparently the uncanny ability to fall in love with murder suspects.

* PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: At first glance the subject appears self confident and charming, second glance he's obviously overcompensating for something. **Note: During this interview alone, he's asked me for my phone number no less than five times.

The scion of a wealthy Long Island family and an only child, he feels the constant need to be the center of attention. Subject claims his mother went through a "Louis XV Phase" when he was five, making him sleep in a canopy bed with candles he's had nightmares about vampires and sex ever since. **Note: Subject then expressed a strong desire to show me said bed I declined.

Subject is an action film and television aficionado. Thomas Magnum was his childhood hero. He once compared Special Agent Gibbs to Captain Ahab, showing his willingness to confront a superior with the truth or a death wish. ** Note: Subject wishes to note that he considers Special Agent Gibbs' painful slaps to his head a sign of affection and not abuse.

* MEDICAL EVALUATION: Diet seriously deficient. Significant proportion of daily caloric intake derived from Cap'n Crunch cereal and Krispy Kreme donuts.

Possesses 20/10 vision but has often been seen wearing glasses. When asked about this anomaly the subject replied: "It's part of my smart look."

Despite his diet he appears to be in perfect health. Attributing his top physical condition to frequent exposure to women and sunny tropical localesespecially women in tropical locales. WORK RELATIONSHIPS: With Special Agent Gibbs: "Father/Son" With Special Agent Todd: "Sister/Brother" With Special Agent McGee: "Borderline Abusive." **Note: For the record he just asked me for my phone number again. PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Clearly has commitment issues. Never been married and routinely dates between six to ten women a month every month every year. You do the math.

Claims to have dated his high school music teacher and his dry cleaner who at the ripe old age of 26 is apparently the oldest. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Subject rented and kept the movie 'Gigli' long enough for it to become seriously overdue.

*Due to an unfortunate clerical error, special agent DiNozzo's personnel file was mixed up with another agent killed in the line of duty. Because repeated attempts to rectify this have failed, it is recommended that he report for a physical to prove he is still alive.

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Abby

* File: 0DC56932-00043Z Date: 2 June 2004

* Subject: Sciuto, A.

* Classification: Confidential **Director's Eyes Only**

* Prepared by: NCIS Special Agent Bernard Ellis

* EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: Abigail "Abby" Sciuto

* KNOWN ALIASES: HeLrAiSer32, Miss-Cold-Ember, B2Killerzs, Cyberskank1982, Deathstlker49, Vamperstein8782.

* AGE: Late twenties.

* TATTOOS: As of 2004: nine.

* PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: Arrested 5 June, 1990 - Los Angeles, Indecent Exposure, Rolling Stones Concert. Suspected of hacking into numerous private and corporate databases--never proven.

* EDUCATION: Triple Major at LSU--Sociology, Criminology and Psychology. Graduated with full honors. Master's Degree from Georgia State University in Criminology and Forensic Science, graduated with honors.

* WORK HISTORY: Worked at a local funeral home in New Orleans, Louisiana all four years of high school.

Subject reports she became interested in Forensics because her family lived near a wrecking yard. She would examine the most gruesome car wrecks and try to imagine what happened. She states "Action, reaction, the science of the whole thing, I got hooked." ** NOTE: Within the first ten minutes of the interview the Subject asked me if I ever had sex in a coffin. No, I'm not making that up.

* SPECIAL SKILLS: Materials analysis, ballistics, computer science, blood and tissue analysis, American Sign Language [ASL], perfume making, ground penetrating radar operator, DNA analysis, reptile and rodent pet care.

* CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS FORENSIC SPECIALIST Time in Service [TIS] Five years

* PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject has an unusual attraction to the unnatural. She is known to take photographs of injuries, develop them in neon colors and hang them on her lab walls.

**NOTE: She has actually had gallery interest in a print entitled "shotgun brain splatter - a really still life".

Subject dresses in "Goth" attire, including numerous piercings, tattoos, body jewelry and wears homemade perfume that smells of gunpowder. She also appears to fear direct contact with sunlight. NOTE: Once again I am not making this up.

Despite her a-typical appearance (to the law enforcement community) she is undeniably competent at her job and enjoys her work. Her unrelentingly cheerful demeanor [though refreshing] may hint at an undocumented drug problem. Recommend she be tested for substance abuse as soon as it's convenient.

It is also possible that her behavior is a reaction, in part, to her parents, who were both deaf. **NOTE: It's this interviewer's personal opinion that she was most likely born this way. It happens.

* MEDICAL EVALUATION: Besides the obvious pallor of her skin, the examining Physician reports her to be in fine physical shape. Her drug screen also came back completely clean.

**NOTE: I recommend we send her urine to another lab. It never hurts to be certain.

Physician also recommends that she curtail her consumption of CAFF-POW! a super caffeinated soda that has been linked to cancer and heart attacks in several laboratory mice.

* PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Abby's romantic involvements appear to be many and varied, from needy gemologists to nerdy NASA engineers. She believes that dating older men is a sign of maturity. Subject once had a relationship with sixty-five-year-old Biology Professor for the stated goal of acquiring movie discounts.

Subject currently is involved in an "on again, off again" relationship with Special Agent Timothy McGee, a recent transfer from Norfolk Naval Station.

She seems to be well liked by her co-workers in spite of her [or perhaps because of her] irregular lifestyle. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: I'd have to go with everything.

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KATE

* File: 0HC68472-00043R

* Date: 2 June 2004

* Subject: Todd, K. Classification: Confidential **Director's Eyes Only**

* Prepared by: NCIS Special Agent Eugene Francis Hollingsworth

* EMPLOYEE ASSESSMENT FILE NAME: CAITLIN "KATE" TODD

* KNOWN ALIASES: Rosefern.

* AGE:Late twenties.

* TATTOOS: Rumored.

* EDUCATION: Attended a year of law school before dropping out to pursue a career as a Federal Agent.

* PREVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT EXPERIENCE: Prior Secret Service Agent assigned to POTUS (President of the United States) protection detail aboard Air Force One. Resigned when the Presidential "football" carrier she was romantically linked to was murdered.

** NOTE: Despite this one lapse of judgment subject's Secret Service record appears particularly flawless.

* CURRENT OCCUPATION: NCIS SPECIAL AGENT Time in Service [TIS]: One Year.

* SPECIAL SKILLS: Profiling, counterfeit bill analysis, protection details, sketch artist, ballroom dancing, amateur figure skater, eating Chinese food.** **NOTE: Almost always alone.

* PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION: Subject is easy to talk to, attractive, open and not afraid to speak her mind, however she appears to over-compensate for frequently being the only female in a male cop locker room environment.**

** NOTE: A situation that Special Agent DiNozzo exacerbates with his childish behavior and jock mentality. **DOUBLE NOTE: As a former classmate of Agent DiNozzo at FLETC, I know first hand how cruel that can be.

Subject reports she was never a "doll person" as a child. This may explain her almost unnatural attachment to her Palm Pilot.

**NOTE: For some reason the subject felt the need to repeatedly inform me she sleeps with a loaded handgun under her pillow.

* MEDICAL EVALUATION: Not available at this time. Subject missed her annual physical when Special Agent DiNozzo directed her to janitorial services instead of medical and she chose to not ask someone else for directions.

**NOTE: When will someone finally put a stop to this bastard?

From all outward appearances she appears robust and extremely fit...and I mean extremely. Judging from the remains of the lunch I retrieved from a trashcan under her desk, she has a penchant for organic health food, almonds and soy based energy drinks.

* PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS: Once engaged, but never married. She rarely dates and seems to be looking for a man who is not only sensitive, but strong and intelligent.

**NOTE: It might help if she learns to look past surface "looks" and concentrates on what's important - person's inner being.

Special Agent Gibbs has been particularly tough on the subject, but reports and I quote: "She has balls." It should be understood that to a former Marine this is actually a compliment and not considered sexual harassment.

With the exception of Special Agent DiNozzo, the subject has formed strong personal relationships within all the members of her team. Particularly with one of my former girlfriends, NCIS Forensic Scientist Abby Sciuto. TROUBLESOME FOOTNOTE: Has some kind of "thing" about people going through her trash.

**** NCIS Special Agent Catlin Todd died in the line of duty on 24MAY04.

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Other References

Category - Reference - Additional Information - Referenced By - Episode Name - Episode#

Book: - Debt of Honor - by Tom Clancy - Gibbs - Yankee White - 1.01

Book: - Leaves of Grass - by Walt Whitman, poetry collection, Professor Daniel Redner - Abby - Cracked - 8.06

Book: - The History of Flagellation - by Joseph McCabe - Ducky - Worst Nightmare - 8.02

Book : - Three Stations: An Arkady Renko Novel - by Martin Cruz Smith - Ziva - Dead Air - 8.05

Famous Quote: - "Finest hour" - by Winston Churchill - Ducky - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Famous Quote: - "Gaze into the Abyss" - by Freidrich Nietzsche - Ducky - Cracked - 8.06

Music: - Anchors Aweigh - Ringtone of Woody Iverson - - Broken Arrow - 8.07

Music: - Country Roads - by John Denver - Gibbs and Palmer - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Music: - Cross at the Green - By Edgam Kendricks, from Sesame Street - Jimmy - Cracked - 8.06

Music: - In-a-gadda-da-vida - by Iron Butterfly - Gibbs - Dead Air - 8.05

Music: - Oh Canada - as sung by Cline Dion - Tony - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Music: - Rhythm of the Night - by DeBarge - Tony - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Music: - Scotland the Brave - Cliff Hanley lyrics - sung by Ducky and Intern Sarah Knox - Worst Nightmare - 8.02

Music: - Thank God I'm a Country Boy - by John Denver - Ducky and Tony - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Music, Recorded: - What I Like About You - by The Romantics - playing at the beach - Seadog - 1.03

Photograph: - Child with Toy Hand Grenade in Central Park - by Diane Arbus - Abby - Cracked - 8.06

Photograph: - Triplets in Their Bedroom, NJ 1963 - by Diane Arbus - Jimmy - Cracked - 8.06

Playwright: - Tennessee Williams - - Gibbs - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Poem: - Paradise Lost - by John Milton - - Walter Carmichael - Worst Nightmare - 8.02

Poem: - The Spider and the Fly - by Mary Howitt - Episode Title and Paloma Reynosa - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Radio Program: - Dick Barton, Special Agent - broadcast on BBC Radio - Ducky - Dead Air - 8.05

Radio Program: - The Man in Black - broadcast on BBC Radio - Ducky - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Arbus, Diane - Photographer - Jimmy - Cracked - 8.06

Real Person: - Badham, John - Film director - Tony - Cracked - 8.06

Real Person: - Bono - lead singer of U2 - Tony - Royals & Loyals - 8.04

Real Person: - Buck, Jack - Sportscaster - Tony - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Bush, George W. - U.S. President - appears as character - Yankee White - 1.01

Real Person: - Caray, Harry - Sportscaster - Tony - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Clinton, Bill - U.S. President - Chief Steward -Yankee White -1.01

Real Person: - Einstein, Albert - Physicist - Abby - Cracked - 8.06

Real Person: - Fellini, Federico - Italian filmmaker - Tony - Broken Arrow - 8.07

Real Person: - Franklin, Benjamin - "Join or Die" political cartoon - Tim - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Gibson, Mel - Actor - Tony - Cracked - 8.06

Real Person: - Gretsky, Wayne - Canadian Hockey Player - Tony - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Real Person: - Jackson, Reggie - Professional baseball player - Tony - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Jagger, Mick - lead singer of The Rolling Stones - Tony - Royals & Loyals - 8.04

Real Person: - Kubrick, Stanley - American film director, writer, producer, and photographer - Tony - Royals & Loyals - 8.04

Real Person: - Lemieux, Mario - Canadian Hockey Player - Tony - Spider and the Fly - 8.01

Real Person: - McGraw, Dr. Phil - Psycologist and TV personality - Tony - Cracked - 8.06

Real Person: - Presley, Elvis - "Thank you. Thank you very much." - Tony - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Reagan, Ronald - [U.S. President] "buried in Simi Valley" - Nicolas Mason - Worst Nightmare - 8.02

Real Person: - Rockwell, Norman - American painter and illustrator - Ducky - Broken Arrow - 8.07

Real Person: - Scully, Vin - Sportscaster - Tony - Dead Air - 8.05

Real Person: - Sellers, Peter - British comedian and actor - Tony - Royals & Loyals - 8.04

Real Person: - The Beatles - English Rock band - Tony - Royals & Loyals - 8.04

Real Person: - Travolta, John - Actor - Tony - Cracked - 8.06

Real Person: - Trump, Donald - American businessman - Anthony DiNozzo, Sr. - Broken Arrow - 8.07

Real Person: - Wilson, Woodrow - U.S. President - Victim's name was Woodrow Wilson Iverson (known as Woody) - - 8.07



8.01 Spider and the Fly

From: Sunset2457@zedmail.com

To: Ziva.David.NCIS.navy.mil

Subject: Can't stop thinking about

I can't stop thinking about what we discussed the other night. Of course, I would meet you there. I'd be a fool not to. My plane is boarding. Write me back. I'm traveling alone. Too much on my mind. :) R

8.04 Royals and Loyals

From Ziva.David.NCIS.navy.mil

To: Sunset2457@zedmail.com

Dearest R -

This week was unusually tough because I found myself thinking of you often. Now before your thoughts go to THAT place, understand that keeping you a secret has not been easy. There are people here I care deeply about and their curiosity comes from a desire to protect me.

Imagine anyone wanting to protect me from you. :)

I hope you are safe and your assignment was successful. Write me when you are home, Z.

xo

Ziva-isms: Season 3

None for Seasons 1 and 2 because the character was not part of the series yet.

1. Kill Ari: Part 2: ***** (OUR VERY 1st ZIVA-ISM!)

Ziva: You are a broken TAPE, Gibbs.

Tony: Record. A broken record.

2. Silver War: ****

Ziva (to Tony): Are you going undercover as a homo?

Tony: Hobo, the term is hobo.

Ziva: "You might want to do something about your hair... it's sticking up like a PORCUSWINE... oh, wrong words... a PORCU... PIG?" "The little animal with the little spiky tips!?"

McGee: "Porcupine?"

Ziva: "Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee."

Ziva: "It appears he didn't know... I feel like a DONKEY'S "BUTT"

McGee: "Donkey's butt?"

Tony: "I think she meant Horse's A$$, McGee.

3. Switch: ****

Tony: I don't know. Look at the guy. He's such a...

Ziva: PIMP

Tony and McGee *in unison*: Wimp.

Ziva: Once he saw us at Norfolk, he must have taken a KITE.

Tony: Hike. The expression is taking a hike.

McGee: She may have had it confused with go fly a kite.

4. Voyeur's Web: ****

Ziva: I've been meaning to ask you about that, Tony. How does a fifteen year old boy go about meeting a COQUETTE?

McGee in the elevator: She means Rockette, boss.

****

Tony: Didnt you see the signs? Its yard sale day.

Ziva: I see. And do Marines sell their yards often?

5. Honor Code: ****

Ziva: ... The boy has remarkable memory. There's also someone here from SOCIAL SECURITY to pick him up.

Gibbs: Services, Ziva. Social Security is for older people.

Ziva: "...The man is spic and SPAM"

Tony: "The saying is spic and span. Spam is lunch meat."

Ziva: "Oh. What exactly is span, then?"

Tony: "Span is I'll get back to you on that."

6. Under Covers: ****

Ziva: Look who's calling the POT black.

Tony: Kettle. The pot is calling the kettle black.

Ziva: It calms my mind. Forces me to stay focused at the JOB IN MY HAND.

Tony: The terms job at hand.

7. Frame-Up: ****

Tony: Where is she?

Ziva: Shes probably PASSED ON BY NOW.

McGee: The term is passed out.

8. Probie: ****

Ziva: Halligan's on the GOAT. Oh, no! Not goat. SHEEP?

McGee: Lam?

Ziva: That's it.

Tony: Hes on the lam. There's no B in that, by the way.

9. Boxed In: ****

Ziva: I think we've just been SCREWED IN HERE, Tony.

Tony: The term is bolted.

Tony: I'm not getting any reception. How about you?

Ziva: I'm BRALESS.

Tony: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone they're 'bars'.

Ziva: That's quaint. We'd be like the HOMOS in those old movies.

Tony: Hobos, not homos.

10. Deception: ****

Ziva: Don't worry, Abby. Some times its hard to see the JUNGLE THROUGH THE FERNS. (Forest for the trees.)

Ziva: Does a bear SIT in the woods?

Ross Logan: Are you the crackerjack team on this job?

Tony: She's Israeli.

Ziva: Look, I know I got the bear thing right.



11. Light Sleeper: ****

Ziva: I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more BEES with honey

Tony: Flies.

Ziva: What do flies have to do with honey?

Tony: Flies don't like vinegar.

Ziva: Vinegar?

Tony: It's complicated.

12. Head Case: ****

Ziva: If the GLUE STICKS?

McGee: Shoe fits.

13. Ravenous: ****

Ziva: Do you mind if I grab a BAT NAP?

Ziva: That is not bad, Tony. Landis asked me out tonight. I said 'no'. I don't want him to think I'm SLEAZY.

Tony: That term is easy.

Ziva: Great! Hell be like finding a PIN in a haystack.

Tony: A needle in a haystack.

14. Bait: ****

Ziva: "... cameras through the vents here and here. Both were taped shut. Cody was covering his PLATES.

Tony: Bases.

Ziva: She asked if you had the CALZONES for this, yes?

Tony: Cojones.

15. Iced: ****

Ziva: I think Tony is jerking your BRAIN.

McGee: Chain? Jerking my chain?

Ziva: So now your image is HOMOPUBIC?

Tony: The term is homophobic and no. Prejudice of any kind is an ugly thing.

16. Untouchable: ****

Ziva: This woman is a total TURD! A geek, yes?

Tony: The term is nerd.

17. Bloodbath: ****

Ziva: And your lawyer is going to try and use her bad taste in men to IMPREGNATE her credibility.

Tony: Impugn, Ziva!

18. Jeopardy: ****

Ziva: Well, you're the one who said 'no' to the muzzle, Tony. I wanted to shut his POT hole two hours ago.

Brian Dempsy: It's pie hole. And by the way, we went through the Arbys drive through. No such thing as a RIDE-through. How long have you lived here anyway?

Ziva: Everyone's avoiding me! Do they think I'm going to lose control, just enter the building and massacre everyone? I mean, I'm being treated like a LEOPARD.

Ducky: I believe the phrase is 'like a leper'.

19. Hiatus: Part 1: ****

Ziva: Ducky, DRIP it!

Ducky: Do you mean: Drop it or Zip it?

Ziva: Ah, American idioms drive me up the HALL.

Ducky: Well, actually... never mind.

Ziva: I've asked Tel Aviv if Captain Mahir is a BLIMP on their radar.

Tony: Blip.

20. Hiatus: Part 2: ****

Ziva: Okay. But you're TYING MY FEET.

Tony: Hands.

Ziva: Those, too.

Shepard: ...when Pinpin handed him Galib's passport it was good enough...

Ziva: To pass the MUSTARD.

McGee: Muster, not mustard.

Ziva-isms: Season 4

1. Escaped: ****

Tony: Well, they say a way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Meals on Wheels. Looks like Paulson was a volunteer.

Ziva: He volunteered to put meals on wheels?

Tony: They bring food to the elderly, Ziva.

2. Dead and Unburied: ****

Rick: Whats going on? Hey! Hey! Stop pointing the gun at my wife!

Ziva: She tried to RAT on us.

Tony: She means rabbit.

Ziva: Rabbit, yes!

3. Witch Hunt: ****

Gibbs: Marital problems?

Ziva: Well, according to someone called SCUTTLE BUTT, he caught his wife cheating on him.

Gibbs: Scuttlebutt's not a person, Ziva. Scuttlebutt is what Marines call gossip.

Ziva: ... And do you know what I did? I allowed myself to feel sorry for her. Ah! And do you know what that makes me?

Ducky: Human.

Ziva: A CHIMP!

Jimmy: I think she means chump, Doctor.

4. Once A Hero: ****

Ziva: You look RUN OVER.

Tony: The term is rundown. I do?

5. Smoked: ****

Ziva: You need to cut the man some SLACKS, Ducky.

Tony: I agree. Except the term is slack.

6. Blowback: ****

Tony: Pirated copy.

Ziva: That is what I said.

Tony: No, you said PIRATES copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy.

Ziva: This is going to be like looking for a needle in a NEEDLE stack.

Tony: Needle in a haystack.

Ziva: Tagged their luggage? Oh, that's when Jenny had you UNDER COVERS.

Tony: Undercover. Not under covers.

7. Friends and Lovers: ****

Tony: Its almost unfair interrogating junkies.

Ziva: Its like shooting fish in a POND.

John Carson: I um I think you mean a barrel.

Ziva: Why haven't you BREASTED them?

Tony: She means 'busted'.

8. Iceman: ****

Ziva: Did she give you the cold ELBOW?

Tony: Shoulder. And no! She has very warm shoulders to me.

9. Cover Story: ****

Ziva: McGee, you look like you've seen a GOAT.

McGee: Huh? Oh, ghost. Seen a ghost.

Ziva: He's CHOMPING out McGee.

Tony: Chewing.

10. Trojan Horse: ****

Ziva: Hey, I will make it worth your WOW.

Tony: 'While,' not 'wow.'

Ziva-isms: Season 5

1. Bury Your Dead: ****

McGee: Yes I was here all night.

Ziva: FRAGGING the computers?

McGee: Defraging.

2. The Ex-File: ****

Ziva: Quite the WATERFALL.

Tony: She means windfall.

3. Identity Crisis: ****

Tony: I'm not ready to start taking tips on this from you Probie.

McGee: Tony I think its time you get back on that horse.

Ziva: Are you getting a pony?

Tony: Its an adage.

Ziva: I'm not familiar with that breed.

Tony: Well yeah they are quite rare. Sort of a cross between a Pegasus and a unicorn.

4. Leap of Faith: ****

Ziva: I am having the same problem as McGee had with Capt. Walsh. The Pentagon is ROCK WALLING me.

Tony: She means stonewalling. Little quirk she has.

5. Chimera: ****

Tony: Oh, I get it Boss. This is a black ship.

Ziva: Black sheep?

Tony: No they don't exist.

Ziva: Oh, I've seen black sheep.

Tony: No I said black ship. Not sheep. Clearly the US Navy is still intent on pulling the wool over the eyes of the American people, Sir.

6. Designated Target: ****

Tony: How long have you been in this country?

Ziva: Why?

Tony: Well you never heard of gypsy cabs, you don't use contractions, assimilate already.

Ziva: What are CONTRAPTIONS?

Tony: Never mind.

7. Corporal Punishment: ****

McGee: Maybe Ziva will do it.

Ziva: Maybe Ziva will do what?

Tony: I've been working on my six pack, you know abs.

Ziva: You and Abby have been drinking?

Tony: No, abdominals. No more beer gut for me.

8. Stakeout: ****

Ziva: You're kidding me? How long will it take you to get here?

Tony: Oh, about an hour.

Ziva: Your goose is FRIED!

Tony: Cooked. And no it's not. Only a minute late.

Ziva: The JACK she is with is gross.

Tony: You mean John?

Ziva: You know him?

Tony: Oh my God.

9. Dog Tags: ****

Ziva: Did you wake up IN THE WRONG BED this morning?

Tony: If your question is: Did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

10, Internal Affairs: ****

Ziva: I would hate to be misunderstood.

Fornell: Does that happen often?

Ziva: Once in a BLUE LAGOON.

11. In The Zone: ****

Ziva: Well it would not be the first time a murder tried to THROW US UP that way.

McGee: Off. Throw us off.

12. Judgment Day: ****

Ziva: Is that why we're here? So you can GOOGLE the girls?

Tony:"Ogle."

Ziva-isms: Season 6

1. Agent Afloat: ****

Ziva: Crime scene skills are getting a bit DUSTY.

McGee: Rusty.

2. Capitol Offense: ****

Ziva: You are such a control GEEK.

Tony: Freak.

McGee: Maybe he's bluffing.

Tony: Un-un. It was on the nose.

Ziva: Whose nose?

Tony: On the money. Bulls eye. Right as rain. You were doing better before you went back to Israel. You've reverted.

3. Nine Lives: ****

Ziva: What is it that is bothering you so much Tony?

Tony: Do I look troubled?

McGee: As a matter of fact...

Ziva: Are you getting so hot and BOTHERSOME because uh, you think I may be having a little fun?

Ziva: No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his BREASTS. (Neither Tim or Tony touch this one with a ten foot pole)

4. Cloak: ****

McGee: You know what they say about a watched pot, Tony

Ziva: CALLS THE KETTLE BLACK.

McGee: Never boils

5. Road Kill: ****

Ziva: How is that for old school SLOTHING?

Tony: Sleuthing. Having fun yet?

6. Deliverance: ****

Ziva: We canvassed the area. No one is talking. There is a SMURF war...

Tony: Turf war.

7. South By Southwest: ****

Ziva: You did not change when your books made you PLUSH.

McGee: Flush.

8. Dead Reckoning: ****

Ziva: ...his fingers in many EYES.

Tony: Pies...

9. Toxic: ****

Ziva: She claimed Heller was not there but I SMELLED FISH. What?!

McGee: Fishy...something fishy.

10. Legend: Part 1: *****

Ziva: EAGER PLATYPUS instead of eager beaver.

11. Semper Fidelis: *****

BUG ON THE WALL instead of fly on the wall.

Ziva-isms: Season 7

Note: Will add dialogue when I have the chance to re-watch episodes. * * * *

1. Inside Man ****

Ziva: That is total Salami!

Tony: Bologna

2. Good Cop, Bad Cop *****

"Do you catch my GRIFT?"

Tony: "Drift".

3. Outlaws and In-Laws: *****

Sit on the baby instead of Babysit

4. Endgame ****

Tony: ...but I am DiNozzo. Hear me roar.

Ziva: "Like an elephant?"

5. Faith: *****

Ziva: Redthroats

Tony: Rednecks

Ziva: Whatever

Ziva: Bah Hom Bog

Tony: Bah-What?

*****

6. Ignition:*****

Tim: I think your morning internet routine needs a bit of tweaking.

Ziva: Oh, that's that thing where people tell complete strangers whether they started their day putting on both socks then both shoes or one sock and one shoe or the other sock or the other shoe.

***** 7. Jack-Knife: *****

(regarding becoming a US Citizen and NCIS agent) Z: There are a few strings being tugged

T: Pulled. You pull strings

Damon Werth: You tug heartstrings.

Z: Hearts have strings?

*****

8. Mother's Day: *****

Ziva: (regarding her citizenship test) I want to pass with swimming colors Tim: Flying, flying colors.

Ziva: I heard about that, the shooter was in the book suppository. Tony: Depository.

*****

9. Jurisdiction

Calls Davy Jones Locker "David Jones Locker" Asked if singer Davy Jones (of the Monkees) sang with real monkeys.

*****

10. Moonlighting

Susan (Polygraph Lady): You have to catch them (the Rafferty Brothers), now. Like right now.

Tony: We're working on it.

Ziva: We have hit a SHAMU.

Susan: She mean SNAFU?

Tony: Roll with it.

Ziva-isms: Season 8

1. Enemies Foreign: - 1st one of the season.

Tim: I have hung a net

Ziva: I do not know who Annette is or why you are so proud of killing her.

2. Deception:

A. Mistakes name of John Belushi classic movie when she says "Animal Farm" instead of Animal House

B. Says "Scotch Free" instead of "Scott Free"

3. Freedom:

Calls Tony a "Pool Dolphin".

4. Two Faced:

Ziva (to Ray): You have been very creepy today.

5. Dead Reflection:

Ziva: Not talking to Gibbs it's like trying to ignore the big Rhinoceros in the room.

Tony: Elephant. It's an elephant. Not Hippopotamus. Not Rhinoceros. It's an Elephant.

None for the rest of the season.

Ziva-isms: Season 9

1. Nature of the Beast:

After getting her NCIS badge after her Probationary year is over:

Ziva: Tonight we should all go out and celebrate.

McGee: You mean a Whetting Down

Z: No, there is no wedding, Palmer's not getting married until next spring.

Gibbs: It's called a whetting down, David. It means "you're paying".

and

Ziva to Tony: You and Ray are cut from the same quilt.

Gibbs: Cloth.

2. The Penelope Papers

Ziva: "Wait, I thought he was an Admiral" - she mistook Tony's reference to The Great Santini for Houdini.

3. Engaged: Part 1

Ziva: I can see your wheels churning.

4.Newborn King:

Ziva: Calls the damage to a car harness "sauteed" Gibbs: Fried.

4. Housekeeping

Ziva: Why would she (EJ) go off the griddle?

Tony: Grid

5. Psych Out

Ziva: Good morning Tony. You are looking PREPPY this morning.

Tony: Peppy. I think you mean peppy.

6. Playing With Fire

Ziva tells Tony that Bruce Johnson's wife/widow is an "angry screw"

Ziva-isms: Season 10

1. Recovery

Ziva: Rent a room already.

Tony: Get. Its get a room already.

2. Lost at Sea

Ziva: I have a hearing like a horse.

Tim: Hawk.

Tony: (Shaking his head while two of his fingers pointing at his eyes)

Ziva: A horse's hearing, McGee, is one of the keenest senses, that is why you must horse whisper.

Tim: I don't think that's right.

*****

Ziva: Maybe not, but Borin does, she wanted extra hands with debris collection. And so, I volunteered the two of you. Unless of course, you would rather have me say that the wing man had to pull out?

Tony: Pilots pull up.

3. The Namesake

Ziva: Where he was suspended for shaving. Why do they not want their players to shave?

4. Shell Shock Part 1.

Ziva: Well, somebody woke up in the far side of the bed.

5. Shabbat Shalom

Ziva: I've learned something from my time in Mossad. Never sweat where you eat. (Should be never sh!t where you eat)

Tim: wrong bodily function.

6. Double Blind

Ziva: We believe he's hoping to get me to flipped. Perhaps to bring to light some aspects of our hunt for Bodner which were a litte... icy.

Tony: Dicey

All ages are through Season 9.

Gibbs. Born approximately 1957/1958. Was an E-2 in Heartland which means he'd been in the Marine Corps for a very short period of time. He's a Virgo - Blowback 53/54 years old.

Tony: Was 32 in early Season 1 (2003) making his birth year 1971. In Split DecisionKate guessed how old he was and when she said 32 he believed she'd looked in his file. He's a Cancer - Blowback. 40 years old.

In S09ep10 (Sins of the father), Dinozzo, Sr said "1968 Chateau Auclair, I Bought it the year that junior was born" .It's the real birth year of Michael Wetherly. Different from Season 1 when Kate & Tony discussed about his age.

Tim: Born in 1977. Was 12 years old Christmas of 1989 when he got a Berry Smiles. 34 years old.

Ziva: Per her NCIS application from Good Cop, Bad Cop in Season 7 Ziva was born November 12, 1982 (Scorpio - Blowback). 29 years old - making her the youngest team member by 5 years.

Abby: Unknown. Although a serial killer on NCIS: Los Angeles told her he'd saved the "late 20s" spot for her there is no evidence that she was still in her 20s when he kidnapped her as she'd been tracking him for years. I believe her to have been turning 30 in Season 3 - Ravenous when she told Gibbs he could forget how old she was when she believed he'd forgotten her birthday (he hadn't). IF that's anywhere near accurate then she would be 37 in S9.

To date we've been given no age references for Ducky, Jimmy or Vance.

Mark Harmon's production company Wings Productions, Inc. has been given a series order for the new CBS spinoff television show "NCIS: New Orleans". This coming spring "NCIS" will wrap it's 11th and final season with a two-part sweeps episode that will also double as a pilot episode for this new exciting series. Primetime Emmy Award winning casting director Susan Bluestein and Jason Kennedy will continue their roles as casting directors on the new show, and they have now sent out casting calls for series regulars. Mark Harmon has stated that they will be using a new cast and a fresh take, and that the series will be "character-driven". Shooting begins on February 11, 2014

Details Here:

NCIS: New Orleans Casting Call Information

http://www.tvshowauditions.info/2013/12/submission-information-for-new-cbs.html

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