Las Vegas (2003–2008)
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you?
Delinda: Not me, I like pretending.
Mary Connell: Now that we know that Monica left it all to charity, I kinda feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.
Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.
[Delinda has been conned into buying counterfeit casino chips]
Danny: Don't be so gullible next time.
Delinda: Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you.
Mike Cannon: Okay, the main air ducts lead to the central system. From there I can take any branch and drop into the lobby. It's about a 20-plus foot drop so... I'll probably break my leg - maybe both, but that's okay. This is good. This is a good plane. Somebody uh, give me a screwdriver.
Casey Manning: I'll give you a million dollars.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A million dollars? You can take your million dollars and stick it up your butt.
Delinda: Matt's really different. He's just so...
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Blind.
Delinda: I was gonna say warm, genuine and completely...
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Without sight.