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Las Vegas (TV Series 2003–2008) Poster

(2003–2008)

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Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you?

Delinda: Not me, I like pretending.

Mary Connell: Now that we know that Monica left it all to charity, I kinda feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.

Barnett: Your boss and I go way back.

Big Ed: Way back, huh? What are you, 12?

Mike Cannon: Okay, the main air ducts lead to the central system. From there I can take any branch and drop into the lobby. It's about a 20-plus foot drop so... I'll probably break my leg - maybe both, but that's okay. This is good. This is a good plane. Somebody uh, give me a screwdriver.

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Casey Manning: I'll give you a million dollars.

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A million dollars? You can take your million dollars and stick it up your butt.

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Delinda: Matt's really different. He's just so...

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Blind.

Delinda: I was gonna say warm, genuine and completely...

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Without sight.

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Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.

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Danny: It's not illegal to cheat a cheater.

[Delinda has been conned into buying counterfeit casino chips]

Danny: Don't be so gullible next time.

Delinda: Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you.

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