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Lilo & Stitch: The Series (TV Series 2003–2006) Poster

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Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?

Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy!

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Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store.

Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday.

Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is!

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Mertle Edmonds: [about Cannonball] Why's he got such a big caboose?

Lilo: Highly contagious butt rabies.

[Girls scatter]

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Experiment 625: Uh-oh, plot twist!

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Pleakley: [giving the family an earthquake brief] Now, the important thing is not to panic. Don't panic.

[obviously panicking]

Pleakley: Don't panic! DON'T PANIC!

Jumba: I am thinking... you are panicking.

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Pleakley: [after Stitch poured water on him] Now, where was I?

Lilo: You were telling us not to panic while you were panicking.

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Nani: All the mail seems to be for you Pleakley. They are all bills!

Pleakley: Bills? What are bills?

Nani: Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!

Pleakley: Owe? As in... money?

[Pleakley opens an envelope]

Pleakley: Oh my gosh! Is this a balance due or an intergalatic zip code! How could they do this to me? I'm not even a citizen!

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Experiment 625: Note to self - Only open mouth to insert sandwiches.

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Nani: Are you LOLO?

Lilo: But Pleakley won't be my babysitter anymore!

Nani: You'll still have your uncle Jumba. I'm not going to be Pleakleys fiance!

Lilo: Fine. Jumba passes as a great babysitter! Jumba! Can I play with the chainsaw?

Jumba: Sure! Don't get fingers stuck! Could be messy!

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Stitch: Ohana!

Lilo: Ohana means family. Family means LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I PRACTICE MY HULA DANCE!

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Jumba: Hello! We come in peace to blow up your home!

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Jumba: Good news, Pleakley, you're not sick!

Pleakley: Thank goodness!

Jumba: You just have a genetic experiment inside you that we need to get out.

Pleakley: Un-thank goodness.

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Pleakley: This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies.

Jumba: Being with ugly wife already plenty painful.

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[Jumba and Peakley in another costume theme]

Pleakley: Don't we look marvelous?

Jumba: Frankly, my dear, I do not give darn.

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Jumba: Ha! The bigger they are, the more their landing.

Pleakley: Or, something very close to that.

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Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again.

Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again!

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Pleakley: Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty!

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[about Spooky]

Jumba: Ooooh. I hope it doesn't come here. His impression of ex-wife is very scary!

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[lining up to play baseball]

Jumba: Uh, one question: If we win, do losers have to be our slaves for life?

Lilo: Of course not!

Jumba: [shrugs] Is how we play team sports on my home world!

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Gantu: Follow the bouncing abomination...

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[shopping for a Christmas present]

Nani: Hi, I'm looking for something like a shrunken head...

Store Clerk: Sorry, shrunken heads aren't part of Hawaii's cultural heritage. Try South America.

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Lilo: Jumba, are you okay?

Jumba: I am okay! I landed on my patooki!

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[after waking up]

Gantu: You LASERED my PATOOKI?

Experiment 625: Ah, I just thought it could use a makeover. Actually, it's an amazing likeness of, ah, moi. You wanna see?

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[after blasting into a building and frightening a crowd of people]

Gantu: People of Earth! Do not be alarmed! I am just looking for an abomination!

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[after finding sandwiches stored in his experiment containment unit]

Gantu: SANDWICHES? Oh, when I get back, 625 is fin... hmm, bacon and raisin! Just like "Mu-mu" used to make!

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Pleakley: Jumba, you're messing up my decorative orbs!

Jumba: Well, you are standing in two of my eyes!

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[mooning experiment 627]

Stitch: Oh douga mee patooki!

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Nani: [rushing into the kitchen after Pleakly mops the floor] WHERE'S LILO?

Pleakley: Well a clean floor was here, but apparently it just left!

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Pleakley: [trying to stall an angry crowd] Everyone loves balloon animals!

[holds one up]

Pleakley: See? It's a little... puppy!... with three heads

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[repeated line]

Gantu: Oh, Blitznak!

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Hämsterviel: Well? Where is my big bug?

Gantu: I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination...

Hämsterviel: AGAIN? You, with your stomping feet and shooting blasters, cannot get ONE experiment FROM A LITTLE GIRL? Tell me how lame you are! TELL ME!

625: Oh, there's no right answer to that. I'd put it around the "S"s, between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame".

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Stitch: Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly!

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Lilo: Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition!

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Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.

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Lilo: Yay for extraterrestrial puppy!

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Gantu: Hairball, I am captain ahem, former of the galactic alliance, you will not escape me!

[looks down and sees three boys]

Gantu: I mean I um missed my bus.

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Nani: Starving yourself won't bring him back, Lilo.

Lilo: But If I show up at the tea party tomorrow without Mr. Stenchy, they won't be my friends anymore.

Nani: Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.

Lilo: Who would that be?

Nani: Stitch, for one. He's a royal pain, but he's loyal, and he'd never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. Thats a true friend.

Lilo: I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn't trade him for anything or anybody.

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Mertle Edmonds: How could she win? She's so weird, and I'm so normal!

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Experiment 625: Hey! You didn't even see my sandwich trap! That took me like one minute to build!

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Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?

Stitch: [dazed from a fight] Jumba?

Lilo: Close.

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Gantu: I will not be made a fool of!

625: Too late.

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625: See? Look at what we can do if we work together.

Lilo: Yeah, except you didn't do anything!

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Lilo: I can't dance... not without Stitch.

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Lilo: I hope our new planet will have this many stars. And a beach with rockin' waves. And fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches.

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625: [singing] On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... A SANDWICH!

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Woman: Is the hotel melting?

Man: They'd better give us a discount!

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Pleakley: Did I say Time Machine? I meant Rhyme Machine! Helps you bust a funky rhyme! "My name is Pleakley and I got some style, from my dress to my shoes to my bathroom towel!"

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Jumba: What are you doing here?

Future Jumba: I have come to give you warning. Whatever you do, do not build robot wife. Is too easy for them to hack into bank account.

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Jumba: Little girl! 626!

Tiffany: You know these two?

Jumba: Yes!

Pleakley: No!

Tiffany: Well, which is it?

Jumba: Erm... what was the question again?

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Lilo: 602's out there, and there's NO WAY to stop it. Kinda like when my sister's eating chocolate!

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Nosy: Ratface!

Hämsterviel: What?

Nosy: Hamsterjerk!

Hämsterviel: What?

Nosy: Kiesterviel!

Hämsterviel: WHAT?

Nosy: You want I should repeat them?

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Pleakley: We can't let her go alone! Hamsterviel is dangerous! And we're baby-sitting!

Jumba: You have a point. Big sister's wrath is more dangerous than Hamsterviel.

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Jumba: Two experiments are about to engage in epic battle and I forgot to bring camera.

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625: I think I've figured out your problem.

Gantu: Really? What is it?

625: Simple. You're a pathetic loser.

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Pleakley: I am now going to make the lighthouse disappear... How you ask? I have absolutely no idea.

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Pleakley: Will this hurt?

Jumba: Not to worry. This won't hurt at all.

[Jumba injects Lilo and Stitch into Pleakley's bloodstream]

Pleakley: OWWWW! You said it wouldn't hurt!

Jumba: Is not hurting me.

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Pleakley: I think Lilo has learned the importance of being clean. But not too clean! Not overly obsessively clean like some people.

Nani: What are you, an after school special?

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Pleakley: Gimme an S! S! Gimme an M! M! Gimme a Y! Y! Gimme a Z! Z! Gimme another Z! Z! Gimme another Y! Y! Gimme an X! X! What does that spell? Smyzzyx!

Lilo: Smyzzyx?

Pleakley: It means "Kick their butt!" in Slorganac.

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Lilo: Do you think that rocked?

Keoni Jameson: Do you think it rocked?

Lilo: Umm... Yeah?

Keoni Jameson: Then I think it rocked!

Lilo: Are you okay?

Keoni Jameson: Do you want me to be okay?

Lilo: Umm... Yeah?

Keoni Jameson: Then I'm okay!

Lilo: You're sure not acting okay.

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Pleakley: Has it ever occured to you that there might be a better way to turn evil expirements to good?

Jumba: Better than untested hazardous technology? Impossible, no such thing exists.

Pleakley: Well, Mr. I'm-such-a-super-genius-I-think-I-know-everything-and-never-give-my-roomate-any-credit-even-when-he's-right-especially-about-wearing-white-after-Labor-day...

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Lilo: We need alien geniuses on our team.

Jumba: Then why do we have Pleakley?

Pleakley: HEY!

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Lilo: I wish someone smarter than me was playing.

Pleakley: Don't you worry. I stood up all night studying the difference between Argyle and Gargoyle!

Lilo: We're doomed!

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Lilo: I'm gonna name him Shoe.

Pleakley: Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head?

Lilo: No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes.

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Nani: I just put new batteries in this clock. How is it slow?

Lilo: Stitch set it to Planet Turo time. They're 438 hours behind.

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Jumba: Once he even sold my wife for 10 Kweltikwans!

Lilo: That is evil.

Jumba: Yes, but it was smart. She was only worth 5.

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Nani: When you're as old as I am, you can stay out late too.

Lilo: But that's about 100 years from now! I can't wait that long!

Nani: Exactly. How old do you think I am?

Lilo: Old enough to have all the fun!

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Lilo: Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.

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Pleakley: Henry VIII was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded.

Jumba: I am liking this Henry person.

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Gantu: [after being berated by Hamsterviel *again*] I hate my life.

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Pleakley: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you.

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Gantu: [625 is trying to eat giant sandwich] You could never fit that thing in your mouth!

Experiment 625: I'm willin' to die tryin'!

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Gantu: [after experiment 297 gets away] You could have tried to help me!

Experiment 625: What, and drop all my plushies?

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Gantu: [looks from shrinking device to 625] He he he.

Experiment 625: I hate it when you look at me like that.

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Gantu: [625 as a giant steps over Jumba, Pleakley, Lilo and Stitch] You fool, you missed!

Experiment 625: Oh, no, I never miss!

[heads for giant sandwich]

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