A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.

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Hannah Stangel ...
Munchkin
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Federal marshal #2
Molly Britton ...
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Timmy
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Prof. Downing
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Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him. Written by Gary

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Rated R for gross out humor and language | See all certifications »
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This movie was shot over the course of two years. See more »

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Cameraman's reflection in policeman's sunglasses. See more »

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Sheriff Duncan: What in the hell could of done that?
Agent Hannigan: I don't know, I don't even want to guess.
Sheriff Duncan: Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but you know that old urban legend,you know, with the alligator in the sewer?... Gettin' flushed down the toilet?... And it grows to gigantic proportions...?
Agent Hannigan: You've been watching too many crappy horror movies, Sheriff.
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Among the actual credits are various joke credits including: 2nd Unit Sponge Bath Administrator - Randee Candee; Fluffer - Uncle Ritchie, Gravy Mopper, Bob the Bum; Best Boy - Ben Dover; Gaffer - What the Hell's a Gaffer?; Focus Puller - Yo Mama; Hair - Was a Very Bad Musical See more »


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Number 2 -- The Ballad of the Monsturd
Written by Kip Phillips, Dan West, Rick Popko and Lisa Rein
Performed by Kip Phillips and Lisa Rein
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Same old monster madness, all new faeces.
4 December 2010 | by (Edinburgh.) – See all my reviews

Remember that part in Spider-Man 3 when the guy fell into the sand pit that was in some military testing area and was then changed into the Sandman? Imagine if that man had fallen into a sewer area with some crazy scientific mess that turned him into a giant turd and you have the essence of Monsturd.

What can you say about a movie that's all about a killer number two? Directed and written by, and starring, Rick Popko and Dan West, Monsturd is full of bad acting, toilet humour (did I even have to mention that or was it completely obvious from the title?), variable not-so-special effects and is also surprisingly enjoyable if you're able to accept what you're watching.

There's nobody worth mentioning in the acting stakes, the thing can't always rise above it's obvious low budget (some discrepancy in the sound when shots switch between two people having a conversation is the most common flaw) and everything is quite preposterous and unbelievable. Having said that, there are a number of fun movie references (with the chili cook-off treated much like the 4th July weekend in Jaws), a great South Park parody and a monster that reacts badly to deodorisers, medicine to treat bowel problems and hungry bluebottles.

Despite how everything would seem, this is actually far from a piece of excrement.


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