A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.





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Cast overview, first billed only:
Beth West ...
Dan West ...
Rick Popko ...
Johnny Waters
Timm Carney ...
Hannah Stangel ...
Brad Dosland ...
Mark Pirro ...
Police sketch artist
Donny Gonzales ...
Irvin the Butler
Ken Dashner ...
Prof. Downing
Raoul Simpson ...
Donny the Bartender
Dave Sutton
Dave Dumanis ...


Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him. Written by Gary

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Don't get caught with your pants down!


Comedy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for gross out humor and language | See all certifications »


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Release Date:

8 April 2003 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Number 2 Part 1  »

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Box Office


$3,000 (estimated)

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1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


This movie was shot over the course of two years. See more »


At the beginning of the movie as the voice over is describing the evil Doctor's work at the chemical plant, the Doctor and assistant walk to a door to enter the plant. As they do so, a crewmember in blue is reflected in the glass of the door. See more »


Daughter: Daddy? There's a giant doo-doo in the bathroom.
Daddy: Ehhh, I'm really proud of you honey.
Daughter: But I didn't make it, Daddy. It came out of the bathroom and it started saying bad words. I'm scared.
Daddy: There's nothin' to be scared of, honey. Number twos can't talk.
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Crazy Credits

Among the actual credits are various joke credits including: 2nd Unit Sponge Bath Administrator - Randee Candee; Fluffer - Uncle Ritchie, Gravy Mopper, Bob the Bum; Best Boy - Ben Dover; Gaffer - What the Hell's a Gaffer?; Focus Puller - Yo Mama; Hair - Was a Very Bad Musical See more »


Followed by Retardead (2008) See more »


Number 2 -- The Ballad of the Monsturd
Written by Kip Phillips, Dan West, Rick Popko and Lisa Rein
Performed by Kip Phillips and Lisa Rein
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Hilariously funny stupid horror spoof!
1 November 2004 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

OK, the thing is this movie is a joke...but it's supposed to be. It's a spoof of all those goofy low budget horror movies. It's supposed to be funny and sorta disgusting, and it's definitely not supposed to be taken seriously.

Having said that, there are very funny scenes (the puppet!) and there is actually some good "bad" Acting......(Shakespeare this ain't, isn't supposed to be. Also the production values are pretty good for such a low budget film, with good music and creative uses of sets.

If you want to laugh and you aren't easily offended, rent it!

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