A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.





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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Irvin the Butler
Ken Dashner ...
Prof. Downing
Raoul Simpson ...
Donny the Bartender
Dave Sutton
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Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him. Written by Gary

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Don't get caught with your pants down!


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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for gross out humor and language | See all certifications »


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Release Date:

8 April 2003 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Number 2 Part 1  »

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Box Office


$3,000 (estimated)

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1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


All the scenes with the police car were shot in one day. See more »


As the FBI agent is getting into a helicopter to go to the scene of the crime, you can see a sign in the left lower corner of the screen advertising Helicopter Rides. See more »


Sheriff Duncan: So how's about that chili cook-off? Word has it you're a shoo-in for first place this year.
Waitress: Flattery will get you everywhere, Tom. I hear Cajun Charlie's whipping up a batch of his ass-kicking, bowel-bomber con carne.
Sheriff Duncan: Shit, Cajun Charlie ain't got nothin' on you, honey.
Waitress: You old sweet-talker, how about taking a dozen glazed old-fashioned when you go? I know Dan and Rick like 'em.
Sheriff Duncan: How about you sit on my face and make me look like a glazed donut? Ain't no cop worth his badge that doesn't take ...
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Crazy Credits

Among the actual credits are various joke credits including: 2nd Unit Sponge Bath Administrator - Randee Candee; Fluffer - Uncle Ritchie, Gravy Mopper, Bob the Bum; Best Boy - Ben Dover; Gaffer - What the Hell's a Gaffer?; Focus Puller - Yo Mama; Hair - Was a Very Bad Musical See more »


Number 2 -- The Ballad of the Monsturd
Written by Kip Phillips, Dan West, Rick Popko and Lisa Rein
Performed by Kip Phillips and Lisa Rein
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Memo to Kevin Smith: THIS is how you do a sh*# monster
14 October 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

The correct way to watch this low-budget sh*# film is when you're incredibly inebriated and are with friends who are the same. It also doesn't hurt to be prone to laughing at really corny jokes. If this sounds like you, you'll enjoy this retarded little film about an escaped con turned poop monster and the wacky ways everyone tries to dispose of him. You'll laugh out load a few times. It's a pretty good party film & it's practically review-proof. So tap a keg, put on some jiffy pop (or beef jerky) and party on. Oh and the closing credits theme song is gold. Kevin Smith can't hope to compare.

My Grade: B

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