Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his... See full summary »
The plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a Hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, ... See full summary »
When a zombie plague infects Camp Special Dude, a dude ranch for the mentally handicapped, a ragtag band of campers and counselors struggles to survive the night. Led by the indifferent, ... See full summary »
Bobby and Karen are in love. When Bobby proposed, it should have been the happiest day of their lives, but their neighbor, voodoo priestess Esmerelda, has other plans. With the help of a ... See full summary »
The evil vampire villain Radu returns to his hometown Prejnar, after spending years in exile. He steals the precious blood stone which is said to be bleeding from all saints, from his ... See full summary »
Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him. Written by
All the scenes with the police car were shot in one day. See more »
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So how's about that chili cook-off? Word has it you're a shoo-in for first place this year.
Flattery will get you everywhere, Tom. I hear Cajun Charlie's whipping up a batch of his ass-kicking, bowel-bomber con carne.
Shit, Cajun Charlie ain't got nothin' on you, honey.
You old sweet-talker, how about taking a dozen glazed old-fashioned when you go? I know Dan and Rick like 'em.
How about you sit on my face and make me look like a glazed donut? Ain't no cop worth his badge that doesn't take ...
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Among the actual credits are various joke credits including: 2nd Unit Sponge Bath Administrator - Randee Candee; Fluffer - Uncle Ritchie, Gravy Mopper, Bob the Bum; Best Boy - Ben Dover; Gaffer - What the Hell's a Gaffer?; Focus Puller - Yo Mama; Hair - Was a Very Bad Musical See more »
Memo to Kevin Smith: THIS is how you do a sh*# monster
The correct way to watch this low-budget sh*# film is when you're incredibly inebriated and are with friends who are the same. It also doesn't hurt to be prone to laughing at really corny jokes. If this sounds like you, you'll enjoy this retarded little film about an escaped con turned poop monster and the wacky ways everyone tries to dispose of him. You'll laugh out load a few times. It's a pretty good party film & it's practically review-proof. So tap a keg, put on some jiffy pop (or beef jerky) and party on. Oh and the closing credits theme song is gold. Kevin Smith can't hope to compare.
My Grade: B
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