Red Dead Revolver (2004 Video Game)
Sheriff Bartlett: I'm not saying Griffon didn't deserve it... but he was the Governor. I'd hate to see ya hang after all you've done. 2000 dollars sound like a fair bounty?
Red: Give it to them.
[he points at Annie and Buffalo]
Red: It never was about the money.
Colonel Daren: Son, I reckon your pa's better off dead. What with him bein' such a yellow belly an all.
Whiskey: I'm gonna kill you and use ya to wipe ma behind!
Jack Swift: [slurring] Evening Red me old China. Afraid ive had a little too much to drink. Fine gentleman behind the bar keeps serving a elixir he calls Red Eye. I saw you duel earlier. You really are quite good. Almost as good as I was in my hayday. But these days, alas im a little too fond of the sauce. I can barely keep my hands steady these days. So I think its time to hang up my holster for good. Maybe take things easier for a while. So after I win tomorrow, I think I'll find a nice gal with a big piece of land to her name and spend the rest of my days sipping whiskey and telling lies about my days in the army.
[Killing his last opponent in a dueling contest]
Mr. Kelly: Congratulations. You came in second.
Griffin: I always regretted what happened on your daddy's farm, Red. I should have been there... to make sure you joined them.
Gen. Javier Diego: I have a case of cigars and a case of tequila, and I'm not going anywhere!
Shadow Wolf: I have news. Cousin Red is alive! I saw the Devil Diego take him to the mines.
Red Wolf Chief Running Moon: You must find him. Go, Shadow Wolf, but beware of the ghost devil.
Mr. Kelly: It looks like you'll be spending the rest of your life... dead.
Annie Stoakes: That no good governor is going to be sorry he burned down my ranch.
Jack Swift: I don't think the Governor will be in a position to worry about anything soon.
Christina: If you won't let us dance... then we'll make you dance!
Falling Star: Red! Red Harlow, what are you doing to my pots and pans?
Nate: Don't chastise the boy Star. Next time we go into to town I'll buy you a whole new set of pots and pans.
[shots ring out]
Nate: We got company Red! Get up here and prove your skills with that shooting iron!
D-Trooper Guard: Brr... Sure is cold up here.
D-Trooper: A lot colder than the grave, which is where you'll be if you don't keep watch.
D-Trooper Guard: Mmmm...
Oscar Navarro: I know, but if it were me that lost an arm...
Verne Wiggins: Maybe, but a cannon, now that's too much gun for any man.
Dapper Dan: Aw, now you didn't know him before like I did. Only a cannon could replace that man's arm.
Red: How'd he lose his arm?
Dapper Dan: We ain't telling you nothing stranger. Far as I can tell, we ain't even talking to you.
Red: [he grabs Dan] Just answer my question and I'll be on my way.
Verne Wiggins: Don't tell that prairie dog nothing. Ain't that right Sam?
Sam: I reckon it is. Say goodnight Mister.
Curly Shaw: [to Red] I would've offered you more than that but some bandits done... uhh... uh... hello gentlemen, what can I do you for?
Twiggy Phelps: You holding out on us man?
Twiggy Phelps: Hey what are you looking at?
Cowboy: Fill him full o' lead!
Gen. Javier Diego: Hahaha! We have those gringos right where we want them!
Colonel Daren: Uh, Generalissimo, you aren't planning to take on the entire Yankee Army?
Gen. Javier Diego: Do you expect me answer a stupid question like that? Prepare the artillery!
Sheriff O'Grady: It's a long ride to Brimstone. Seems to take a lot longer when you've got you're guts hanging out.
Gabriel Navarro: Yeah, when I get my hands on that prize money, I'm finally gonna do that thing I always wanted to do... What was it again?
Katie O'Grady: Thanks for saving my life Mister.
Jack Swift: All in a days work, I only wish it had been more... financially gratifying.
Annie Stoakes: I just need one more week. I can pay you the $5000 that I owe, but the governor is driving my ranch hands to leave and I just can't do it by myself.
Carnaby Peabody: Well why not sell up to the governor. You could always move into town and work in the saloon...
Annie Stoakes: The saloon? How dare you! I just need one more week...
Carnaby Peabody: Well I'm not sure the owner of this bank would approve...
Annie Stoakes: Maybe I can speak with him myself.
Carnaby Peabody: Sorry, but the Governor is too busy for the likes of you.
Annie Stoakes: To hell with that son of a bitch. He's lined his pockets with enough gold from that mine. What the hell does he need with my ranch?
[she bumps into Red on her way out]
Carnaby Peabody: Sorry about that. What can I do for you?
Red: I want my money.
Carnaby Peabody: We have a small problem...
Red: Then tell me about the gold in Bear Mountain that young lady was talking about.
Carnaby Peabody: We can't disclose the details of our customers...
Red: [grips him by his jacket] Then tell me where she lives... and when I get back you better have my gold.
Sheriff Bartlett: Fella such as yourself should know better than to stick his nose where it don't belong.
Red: Tell me about the one armed man.
Sheriff Bartlett: Hahaha! What's it to you?
Red: He killed my folks.
Sheriff Bartlett: Well I'll be darned! I heard rumours you were still alive, but I never believed it. You're Nate Harlow's son, Red!
Red: Tell me what you know about the death of my family.
Colonel Daren: [about a prisoner] No uniform? He must be a spy.
Gen. Javier Diego: Take him to the river and shoot him like a dog.
Griffin: No! No! No! I'm not a spy, I'm a businessman. Please, I was just trying to get across the river. Please, I have gold, lots of gold!
Gen. Javier Diego: Hah! You lie to save your pathetic life!
Griffin: No it's true, it's true, I have gold!
Gen. Javier Diego: Bring him to me.
[Daren drags the prisoner forward]
Griffin: Its lots of gold. More gold then you've ever seen. A gold mine and it's just over the border in the territory. If you spare my life. I can give you half.
Gen. Javier Diego: Hah, why shouldn't I have all of it.
Griffin: Because you don't know where it is.
Gen. Javier Diego: Hmmm... You better speak fast.
Gen. Javier Diego: We need some privacy.
[they move to a more secluded spot]
Gen. Javier Diego: Now tell me more about this gold mine.
Griffin: Truth be told, there is one little problem. I only own half the claim. My partner Nate owns the other half.
Gen. Javier Diego: And what if I were to kill your partner?
Griffin: Well then that would make us...
Gen. Javier Diego: [takes hand and shakes] Hah! Partner.