Heat Vision and Jack (1999) (TV)

Director:

Ben Stiller

Writers:

Dan Harmon (writer)
Rob Schrab (writer)

Genre:

Short | Action | Comedy | Drama | Sci-Fi

Plot:

As the result of a NASA miscalculation, Astronaut Jack Austin flew to close to the sun, the rays expanding...

Plot Keywords:

Motorcycle | NASA | Astronaut | Alien | Genius

Awards:

1 win

Cast

Jack Black	...	Jack
Owen Wilson	...	Voice Of Heat Vision / Doug (voice)
Ron Silver	...	Himself
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Félix Castro	...	Pool Player #1
Stephanie Chao	...	Stripper
O-Lan Jones	...	Patrice
Clint Lilley	...	Pool Player #2
Sy Richardson	...	Doctor
Vincent Schiavelli	...	Frank / Paragon
Christine Taylor	...	The Sheriff

Runtime:

30 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Quotes:

The Sheriff: Jack, if you stay here, I can take care of you.
Jack Austin: In the past, I've try to tell my story to journalists. Make friends. Open up to women. They're all dead. I've burnt out my daylight. Time for my to ride.

Movie Connections:

References Timecop (1994)

Wow, I Can't Believe This Was Actually Real

When I watched this, I figured it had to be a spoof by Ben Stiller. Stiller, who I don't normally like, had made something so outlandish that it couldn't possibly be real. But it was. And it was incredibly funny. So, Ben Stiller, I might have faith in you after all.

Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Ron Silver and Christine Taylor.... all on TV? Who turned up this idea? Fools, I say. Christine Taylor, for Jiminy's Crickets! And Jack Black... on a talking motorcycle... and he is fighting against "grave danger"! "Apparently the human mind is not unlike cookie dough..." "NASA is evil! They have a man tracking me down. His name is Ron Silver... a gifted actor and a cold-blooded killer." How can you turn down programming like this? I remember 1999 and the only thing even remotely like this was "Son of the Beach"...

This review is horrible and poorly written... lucky for you, this show isn't. Watch it. Or else. NASA is watching you.