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[about to be dissected by the apes. One pulls out a banana]

Timmy: What are you gonna do? Smush that on my head?

[the banana is really a drill]

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[about being fairy godmother to the monkey, Bippy]

Wanda: I don't know what's worse, the butt scratching or the scintillating conversation.

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Denzel Crocker: If they don't dissect you, do you wanna come to my party on Friday?

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Denzel Crocker: You know what this bow down needs? SHRIMP PUFFS.

[shrimp puffs fall from the sky]

Townspeople: AH. SHRIMP PUFFS.

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[Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker]

Denzel Crocker: Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?

Wanda: [captured] I'm gonna let the fairy go?

Denzel Crocker: NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.

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MomDad: And that's the truth.

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Mom: Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much.

Dad: Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie.

Mom: You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes.

[Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape]

MomDad: The stork.

Dad: Wow. That was quick.

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Wanda: When are you going to let me out?

Denzel Crocker: What's today?

Wanda: Tuesday.

Denzel Crocker: Wednesday, Thursday... NEVER!

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Timmy: How hard can it be to find one stinkin' muffin?

[party erupts in school cafetria for "Muffin Monday"]

Muffin Man: Oh boy. IT'S MUFFIN MONDAY.

A.J.: I thought it was monkey Monday.

Chester McBadbat: [angry] Aw, man!

[pulls out muffler]

Chester McBadbat: What am I supposed to do with THIS THING?

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Chet: I'm Chet Ubowdown, and it's time TO BOW DOWN.

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Cosmo: This could be a whole new adventure for us. Who knows what unique and interesting things monkeys could wish for?

Bippy: Ook ahk.

Cosmo: COOL.

[Cosmo grants wish, bannana appears]

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[Timmy flees the classroom]

Denzel Crocker: Oh no you don't. You need a hall pass for that.

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[a girl finds a boy with fairy godparents]

Flashback Girl: Hey, are those fairy godparents?

Flashback Boy: They sure are.

[Godparents vanish forever because it's a rule]

Flashback Girl: Loser.

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[while the world is being ruled by apes]

Cosmo: [sings] I love the species that throws their own feces.

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[Timmy and Crocker are fighting in a sub-atomic universe]

Timmy: You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.

[Timmy fires one of cupid's arrows, but... ]

Denzel Crocker: HA-HAAA! You MISSED!

Timmy: [smugly] Wasn't aiming at ya.

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Principal Waxelplax: Crocker! What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny?

Denzel Crocker: Uh... It's Cupid's fork... Of love... I LOVE YOU!

Principal Waxelplax: Well, this is so sudden... and unwanted.

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Jorgen von Strangle: [after being cleared of memory] What was I going to do next?

Cosmo: Uhhh... Scramble the fairies?

Jorgen von Strangle: YES! I like to scramble the fairies!

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Cosmo: I'm terrible at small talk! Ask me about the weather!

Timmy: Uhhh... How's the weather?

Cosmo: JEFF! See!

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Timmy: Crocker can make two plus two equal fish!

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