Okay, José (1935)

El Brendel: Knute Knudsen

Quotes 

• José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : What kind of Mexican are you?

  Knute Knudsen : Oh, I'm a Minnesota Mexican.

• José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : She say that I, José Pedro Carlos Hernandez am the best bullfighter in all Mexico.

  Knute Knudsen : Oh, you fight de bull and you not afraid?

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : No! I am afraid of nothing! In my time, I have killed 600 bulls!

  Knute Knudsen : That's a lot of bull.

• Knute Knudsen : You must believe me. I ain't no bandit. Look, ain't I got an honest face?

  Comandante Capitán Lopez : You have face like my grandmother's cow.

• José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : To the gigolo!

  Knute Knudsen : To the gigolo! One day at the Plaza Madeira I meet the beautiful señorita,

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Bhah! I have plenty señoritas. All the dark señoritas fall for me!

  Knute Knudsen : Aw, but this one, she is different. She is de blonde with the beautiful blue eyes - the color of the sky.

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : A blonde here in Mexico!

  Knute Knudsen : Yes, my friend, the blonde!

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : I must meet this blonde señorita. You do this for me and I'll make you my lieutenant. You can have anything in Mexico.

  Knute Knudsen : Anything?

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Anything, but the blonde.

• Knute Knudsen : You gotta get me a blonde. In that way, I can get Jose's gun and then you can can capture him.

  Comandante Capitán Lopez : I know. I know. But, where in this town can we get a blonde?

  Knute Knudsen : Oh, I gotta have a blonde! If I don't get one, Jose kills me. And if I don't get Jose, you kill me. I'm dead now and I don't know it. I never thought a blonde would mean so much to me.

• José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : [Knock at the door]  Who's that?

  Knute Knudsen : It is I, Don Juan San Luis Obispo. I have this beautiful blonde señorita for you.

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Gracias, amigo!

• José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Aw, señorita. I am the great José Pedro Carlos Hernandez and who are you?

  Knute Knudsen : [Disguised as a blonde señorita]  Call me Goldilocks.

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Enter Señorita Goldilocks. Aw, my tender little dove. You blush like a beautiful rose. You give Jose one little kiss, yes?

  Knute Knudsen : I von't say yes and I von't say no.

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : You say maybe?

  Knute Knudsen : Perhaps, maybe.

• José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Oh, when I first look into your eyes, I know that you and I - I want to marry you!

  Knute Knudsen : [Disguised as a blonde señorita]  No. No-no. No, Jose-zee. It can never be.

  José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II : Why not?

  Knute Knudsen : You don't know de half of it.