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The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)

R  |   |  Adventure, Comedy
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In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Christina Walker ...
Vice-President, Vampire Affairs
Mimi Spivak ...
Vampire In Charge of Federal Budget
Marcus Frishman ...
Congressman Terry Upstart
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Colonel Oliver West
Gretchen House ...
Pammy Faye Fakker
Francis Creighton ...
Rev. Fakker
Anet Anatelle ...
Wannabe Cher
Cherie Romans ...
Girl Who Failed Her S.A.T.
Yvette Buchanan ...
Rocket Scientist
Joan Rudelstein ...
Brain Surgeon
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Census Taker
Angelyne ...
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Mario Chapel
La Joy Farr
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In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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Straight From the Depths of Hell
11 September 2004 | by (New York) – See all my reviews

....is where I'm assuming this movie came from. I mean, I've watched plenty of B movies over the course of my young life so far, and I wouldn't even classify this as a B movie. I remember seeing films in my high school mass media class that surpass this one.

So the premise is...a bunch of dancing numbers and goofy crap happens. Women in bikinis, who aren't even that great looking to begin with, dance in the beginning and sing. Guys with hairy chests show up and girls with fangs who are out in the sunlight. I mean, I can barely put together a cohesive sentence just thinking about this movie. According to most people on this site, Manos the Hands of Fate and Pod People are the worst movies (MST3K classics :-D)...I used to be one of them. Then I saw this movie. Usually I don't try to trash a movie too much, but the people who made this really do deserve it. It is THAT bad and THAT unbearable, and I'm assuming the director or an actor in the movie is the only person who rated this a ten.


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