The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists. Director:Francis Patrick Creighton |
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The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists. Director:Francis Patrick Creighton |
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Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
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Christina Walker | ... |
Vice-President, Vampire Affairs
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Mimi Spivak | ... |
Vampire In Charge of Federal Budget
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Marcus Frishman | ... |
Congressman Terry Upstart
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Rod Sweitzer | ... |
Colonel Oliver West
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Gretchen House | ... |
Pammy Faye Fakker
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Francis Creighton | ... |
Rev. Fakker
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Anet Anatelle | ... |
Wannabe Cher
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Cherie Romans | ... |
Girl Who Failed Her S.A.T.
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Yvette Buchanan | ... |
Rocket Scientist
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Joan Rudelstein | ... |
Brain Surgeon
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| Becky LeBeau | ... |
Census Taker
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Angelyne | ... |
Barbara Bush Impersonator
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Mario Chapel |
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La Joy Farr |
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In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.
OK - say some college in southern California has an movie making class. And some dudes were enrolled just to film girls, and they gave them a camera. And then they were drunk/stoned/ or just to plain stupid to actually use a camera, and they turned this in for their grade. AND FAILED.
That is my only explanation for this, this, thing. Good God they left the date and time counter on during some of it. The picture started in new scene way before the sound, and forget about a plot. Well apparently there was one and they had to tell you all about it once the 3 hour introduction sequence was finished. But I am glad they did because I never would have gotten it by watching this.
STAY AWAY from this.