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The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)

R | | Adventure, Comedy
In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.
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Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Christina Walker ...
Vice-President, Vampire Affairs
Mimi Spivak ...
Vampire In Charge of Federal Budget
Marcus Frishman ...
Congressman Terry Upstart
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Colonel Oliver West
Gretchen House ...
Pammy Faye Fakker
Francis Creighton ...
Rev. Fakker
Anet Anatelle ...
Wannabe Cher
Cherie Romans ...
Girl Who Failed Her S.A.T.
Yvette Buchanan ...
Rocket Scientist
Joan Rudelstein ...
Brain Surgeon
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Census Taker
Angelyne ...
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Mario Chapel
La Joy Farr
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In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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Adventure | Comedy

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Hands down worst movie I have ever seen (& I've seen a few)
11 August 2004 | by (Los Angeles) – See all my reviews

If a copy of this movie fell into the wrong hands, the world would be in grave danger. I am a huge fan of "B" movies, and I have seen my share of bad ones, but there is not a letter in the alphabet that could adequately describe this rancid piece of solidified puke. This movie even surpasses the "so bad it's good" phase and goes straight on to the "so bad your world will seem a little less meaningful for having watched it" phase.

It is hard to say what is more disturbing: .1. The fact that the people who wrote this thought their political satire (I use the term very, very, very loosely) was witty enough to film .2. They were able to find so many other people who agreed with them enough to work on this garbage for obviously little or no money .3. That someone actually thought it would be a good idea to pick this crap up for distribution on a horror anthology DVD.

Were I a weaker man, I most likely would have jammed grapefruit spoons into my eyes and then blindly flung myself to my death in oncoming traffic after watching this. As it stands though, I live ,but I am forever scarred by the experience.


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