The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)

In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

Director:

Francis Patrick Creighton

Writers:

Francis Patrick Creighton, John Falotico,

Stars:

Kelly Galindo, Christina Walker, Mimi Spivak

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Kelly Galindo	...	Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Christina Walker	...	Vice-President, Vampire Affairs
Mimi Spivak	...	Vampire In Charge of Federal Budget
Marcus Frishman	...	Congressman Terry Upstart
Rod Sweitzer	...	Colonel Oliver West
Gretchen House	...	Pammy Faye Fakker
Francis Creighton	...	Rev. Fakker
Anet Anatelle	...	Wannabe Cher
Cherie Romans	...	Girl Who Failed Her S.A.T.
Yvette Buchanan	...	Rocket Scientist
Joan Rudelstein	...	Brain Surgeon
Becky LeBeau	...	Census Taker
Angelyne	...	Barbara Bush Impersonator
Mario Chapel
La Joy Farr

Storyline

In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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Taglines:

Was it Worth the Pleasure?

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Genres:

Adventure | Comedy

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Certificate:

R

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

96 min 75 min (DVD)

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Connections

References Thriller (1983)

User Reviews

This film's a steaming heap

I like bad films, but this thing is a steaming heap. From the shaky cameramen to the horrible sound and devastating acting, don't waste a second on this pile. Fifth graders could have made a better film and first graders could have written a better script. Want a real synopsis? Ugly chicks in neon bikinis dancing for way too long. A disjointed plot made worse by hideous acting. The on-location sets weren't even passable. The church scenes take place in a dance studio, and oh yeah - what's with the two tap-dance numbers that come up out of the blue?

Oh, and the total number of naked breasts, which couldn't have even saved this film - 0. Add this one to the trash heap.