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The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)

R | | Adventure, Comedy
In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.
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Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Christina Walker ...
Vice-President, Vampire Affairs
Mimi Spivak ...
Vampire In Charge of Federal Budget
Marcus Frishman ...
Congressman Terry Upstart
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Colonel Oliver West
Gretchen House ...
Pammy Faye Fakker
Francis Creighton ...
Rev. Fakker
Anet Anatelle ...
Wannabe Cher
Cherie Romans ...
Girl Who Failed Her S.A.T.
Yvette Buchanan ...
Rocket Scientist
Joan Rudelstein ...
Brain Surgeon
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Census Taker
Angelyne ...
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Mario Chapel
La Joy Farr
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In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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Adventure | Comedy

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What in tha hell???????????
11 September 2004 | by (North Carolina) – See all my reviews

Move over Manos. Back off Boogens. It doesn't take a Baby Genius to know that Malibu Beach Vampires (MBV for the rest of this tome) is now and always will be (unless someone makes a sequel to Zarkorr The Invader) the worst film ever. The only horror in this thing is watching it. I wonder if this was an attempt for someone to meet babes by casting a movie. If this was the case, the babes ain't babes just like this ain't a movie. It's dreck. No wait. I dishonor the word dreck by calling it dreck. Ulli Lommel (of Boogey Man fame) would call it "uber dreck" or Scheiße. It should be used to torture prisoners. If you find it on a shelf in a video store, back away from it quietly and notify the authorities.


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