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The Malibu Beach Vampires (1991)

R | | Adventure, Comedy
In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.
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Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Teri Weigel ...
Vice-President, Vampire Affairs (as Christina Walker)
Mimi Spivak ...
Vampire In Charge of Federal Budget
Marcus Frishman ...
Congressman Terry Upstart
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Colonel Oliver West
Gretchen House ...
Pammy Faye Fakker
Francis Creighton ...
Rev. Fakker
Anet Anatelle ...
Wannabe Cher
Cherie Romans ...
Girl Who Failed Her S.A.T.
Yvette Buchanan ...
Rocket Scientist
Joan Rudelstein ...
Brain Surgeon
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Census Taker
Angelyne ...
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Mario Chapel
La Joy Farr
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In addition to the traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires, you know...such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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This film's a steaming heap
21 July 2004 | by (Cleveland, Ohio) – See all my reviews

I like bad films, but this thing is a steaming heap. From the shaky cameramen to the horrible sound and devastating acting, don't waste a second on this pile. Fifth graders could have made a better film and first graders could have written a better script. Want a real synopsis? Ugly chicks in neon bikinis dancing for way too long. A disjointed plot made worse by hideous acting. The on-location sets weren't even passable. The church scenes take place in a dance studio, and oh yeah - what's with the two tap-dance numbers that come up out of the blue?

Oh, and the total number of naked breasts, which couldn't have even saved this film - 0. Add this one to the trash heap.


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