Jack, you know Eric's gay.
Ya, he's here, he's queer, I'm used to it. I have no problems with queers.
Well, the community is going to be so thrilled to hear that, Jack.
I mean it! I mean, sucking dick, when chicks do it, I not only applaud, I want to watch it. I got, I got three-hour pornos with nothing but wall-to-wall ball to jaw. But when I think about chowing down on some other guys' wrinkled Mr. Lincoln...
[makes a face and tries to contain his laughter
Jack, are you a cartoon character? I...
Written by John Ondrasik
Published by EMI Blackwood Music Inc./Five For Fighting Music
Performed by John Ondrasik
(as Five For Fighting)
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