CKY 3 (2001 Video)

Brandon DiCamillo: Self

Quotes 

• Bam Margera : "Fuck You 3", take one.

  Brandon Dicamillo : Yo yo, what's up? Listen, I hope you're doing good.

  [Pirate voice] 

  Brandon Dicamillo : Aaargh! And I want to tell ya about the video... It's got lots of bad things in it, like shits and pussy-wussies!

  [Normal voice] 

  Brandon Dicamillo : But you won't want to miss out on-

  [Bam slaps Brandon; Brandon changes to informative voice] 

  Brandon Dicamillo : Yes, the video you're about to see contains horrible things. Things that will make you not succeed in life, and at school. You'll do bad forever.

  [British accent] 

  Brandon Dicamillo : Right, and you'll fucking see some other bullshit that they won't want you to see. But when you do see it, you'll be fucking happy they did!

  [Sportscaster voice] 

  Brandon Dicamillo : Oh, brings it around the back of the video! Looks like he doesn't wanna watch it, 'cause there's lots of warnings! He tucks it in, and he SCOOOOOOORES!

  [Bam slaps Brandon again; switches back to informative voice again] 

  Brandon Dicamillo : Yes, so pay attention and don't do this at home! 'Cause if you do, you'll pay the consequences! That's right.

• Brandon Dicamillo : You'll see lots of shit and pussy wussies.

• Brandon Dicamillo : I'll fuck your mother's asshole! Den I will fuck your father's ass-hole! Drrrbang-bang! Drrrbang-bang! I'll strike you down like cobra!