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Season 5

28 May 2007
Welcome to Camp Shawnee
Paris and Nicole are on another one of their wild adventures in 'The Simple Goes to Camp.' In this season the duo are camp councelers at 'Camp Shawnee.' Some of their jobs include 'fat camp' and 'beauty pageant camp.'
 
6 Jun. 2007
Big Primpin'
Still working at the 'fat camp' Paris and Nicole must find a way to help their female campers loose some weight after a secret binge fest before their supervisor, Susan Powter, finds out. Ed forces the ladies to repair his garage after an unsuccessful attempt to break open a refrigerator filled with junk food. Meanwhile, counselor Hunter takes a liking to Paris, but is unaware of her true feelings for him which are anything but romantic.
 
10 Jun. 2007
Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Paris and Nicole are now assigned by beauty pageant specialist Kyle Haggerty to oversee a group of young girls groomed to be beauty pageant contestants. But the blond's unorthodox methods are met with a seriously negative reaction by the girls mothers. The ditsy blonds also make a mess of the cafeteria and are forced to clean up the mess... and end up making an even bigger mess. In retaliation, the ladies throw toilet paper all over Bellante household.
 
17 Jun. 2007
Showstoppers
Paris and Nicole decide to change the beauty pageant by asking the mothers to participate in the upcoming beauty pageant with their daughters. Hunter continues to give Paris the cold shoulder over her rebuffs. The ladies also have a pin eta hitting fest with the young contestants.
 
24 Jun. 2007
Flirting with Disaster
Paris and Nicole are assigned by Dr. Diana to help five different couples rekindle their romance in a 'love camp'. Paris and the snake-fearing Hunter are assigned to clean out the nurses station infested with two large snakes. A romantic dinner at a nearby winery is thrown by the ladies for the couples, where Paris sees Hunter kiss the wine waitress.
 
1 Jul. 2007
Committed
Still working at the 'love camp', Paris and Nicole bring in adult film star Jenna Jameson to help throw a 'love ceremony' vow for the five dysfunctional couples. Paris also confides in her visiting mother, as well as Nicole, about her feelings for Hunter. Meanwhile, Ed's son, Patrick, begins to play practical jokes on the superficial blonds. Nicole, mistakingly thinking Ed is responsible for the pranks against them, retaliates by chainsawing his office desk in half.
 
8 Jul. 2007
Say Hello to Myke Hawke
Survivalist Captain Myke Hawke arrives to have the girls train a new crop of campers in a 'survivalist camp' which includes scaling and cleaning fish, and eating live crickets and worms. A jealous Paris meets Allison, the wine waitress that Hunter kissed, and has a way with words against her.
 
22 Jul. 2007
Babes in the Woods
Paris and Nicole accompany Myke Hawke and the rest of the campers for an overnight excursion into the woods, where the girls, along with camper Hank, get lost and are forced to call in a helicopter to rescue them and fly them to the nearest hotel, while Hawke and the rest of the group wonder there they blonds have wondered off to.
 
29 Jul. 2007
Almost Fame-Less
Actress and Actors Work Shop teacher Sally Kirkland arrives to have Paris and Nicole oversee a group of young actors in a 'drama camp' to study the pointers of acting, where the girls take advantage of the training and the costuming to make fools of the other campers, including counselors Hunter and Matt.
 
5 Aug. 2007
Hollywood Ending
Paris and Nicole convince Sally Kirkland to change their upcoming stage play into a version of their personal lives titled, 'Paris and Nicole: the Musical' with everyone participating. With auditions for parts, and casting routines, the blond ladies do not pass up the opportunity to make fools of both themselves and everyone else. Meanwhile, Hunter decides to finally let his feelings known for Paris. On the last night at Camp Shawnee, Paris and Nicole decide to paint the Bellante's house pink as something to remember them by.
 

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