A young Mexican man has his family balls(not sports equipment) stolen by a homosexual Dr. Evil rip-off(complete with dwarf clone). Hilarity does NOT ensue as he tries to get them back.

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30 September 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

The trouble with El Matador is the film itself. I found this film at a dollar store, and it was a dollar wasted. This movie has it all! Bad film stock, lousy production values, and an indifferent cast and crew. The older cast mates. (Mom, Paul Rodriguez, and the restaurant manager) turn in above average performances. The rest of the cast? Groan! And a worthless script full of some of the most unfunny one-liners and set pieces ever seen this side of a Jim Carrey movie. (I don't like Carrey, so I guess that can be considered an insult). A IMDb member says she was laughing until her sides hurt? Oh brother. Apparently, this movie swept the awards at a film festival? Must have been the only entry or, the producer, Joey Medina is playing a joke on the renter or buyers of this film


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