Will Darcy:
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other.
Mr. Wickham:
[
Darcy and Lalita have just saved Lakhi from Wickham, Lalita slaps him and walks off] Lalita, it was always you.
[
Lakhi slaps him and walks off]
Mrs. Bakshi:
I will end up living in that rotten house, full of spinsters with no grandchildren.
Mr. Kholi:
You know what they say. No life without wife.
Lalita Bakshi:
You should be stirring your husband's dinner not trouble.
Lalita Bakshi:
I though we got rid of imperialists like you!
Will Darcy:
I'm not British, I'm American.
Lalita Bakshi:
Exactly!
Lalita Bakshi:
Mother thinks that any single man with big bucks is shopping for a wife.
Jaya Bakshi:
I'm embarrassed to say, but I hope he is.
Lalita Bakshi:
What, shopping or loaded?
Jaya Bakshi:
Well... both!
Mr. Kholi:
Such small caterpillars that turned into beautiful butterflies! And so like you... Madame butterfly
Kiran Bingley:
These girls are like naked live wires. If you get too close, you'll get an electric shock of love
Kiran Bingley:
[
as Balraj walks off to dance] Watch yourself, Darcy, he's about to transform into the Indian MC Hammer!
Will Darcy:
There's nothing wrong with having standards, is there?
Lalita Bakshi:
No, as long as you don't force them on others.
Lalita Bakshi:
[
about Will] He's the most arrogant, conceited...
Will Darcy:
Would you like to dance?
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