Bikini Bandits (Video 2002)

The Bikini Bandits are sent to hell after their car goes off a cliff.

Director:

Steve Grasse

Writers:

Peter Grasse, Steve Grasse,

Stars:

Maynard James Keenan, Dee Dee Ramone, Jello Biafra

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Maynard James Keenan	...	Satan
Dee Dee Ramone	...	The Pope
Jello Biafra	...	Evil Porn Director
Corey Feldman	...	Angel Gabriel / Himself
Gary the Retard
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf	...	Mini Devil (as Hank the Angry Dwarf)
Peter Grasse	...	Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph
Larry McGearty	...	Dirty Larry
Bret Reilly	...	Retard / Various
Heather-Victoria Ray	...	Bandit
Heather McDonnell	...	Bandit
Betty San Luis	...	Bandit
Cynthia Diaz	...	Bandit
Robyn Bird	...	Virgin Mary
Clark O'Donnel	...	Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)

Storyline

The Bandits are killed, and, upon entering the underworld, are given an ultimatum from Satan: Go to Jerusalem and desecrate the Virgin Mary or be forced to watch Corey Feldman dance for all eternity. The Pope shows up to try and stop them.

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Plot Keywords:

bikini | virgin mary | hell | pope | reference to satan | 

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Genres:

Crime | Comedy

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site - star bios, news and trailers.

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

12 November 2002 (USA)

Also Known As:

Bikini Bandits Go to Hell

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

60 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Connections

Followed by Bikini Bandits 2: Golden Rod (2004)

User Reviews

A moronic T & A show disguised as a satire of a moronic T & A show

Stephen Grasse, the genius between "The Evil Empire: Why I hate the British", a racist tract popular with ignorant bigots, produces a mindless T & A show which, with the use of some brief and totally un-witty cameos from punk legends like Dee Dee Ramone and Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys and juvenile jabs at authority figures, attempts to fake a deeper undercurrent. You might call it the "thinking teenagers spank film", because it does just enough to make you think you're not just staring at big silicone breasts swaying under cheap bikini tops, or plastic rayguns bought for 3 for a $1 clutched in hands with even cheaper manicures.

In short: it's a great film, if you're terminally stupid.