Bikini Bandits (2002)

Video  |   |  Crime, Comedy  |  12 November 2002 (USA)
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The Bikini Bandits are sent to hell after their car goes off a cliff.


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Dee Dee Ramone ...
The Pope
Jello Biafra ...
Angel Gabriel / Himself
Gary the Retard
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf ...
Mini Devil (as Hank the Angry Dwarf)
Peter Grasse ...
Larry McGearty ...
Bret Reilly ...
Retard / Various
Heather-Victoria Ray ...
Heather McDonnell ...
Betty San Luis ...
Cynthia Diaz ...
Robyn Bird ...
Clark O'Donnel ...
Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)


The Bandits are killed, and, upon entering the underworld, are given an ultimatum from Satan: Go to Jerusalem and desecrate the Virgin Mary or be forced to watch Corey Feldman dance for all eternity. The Pope shows up to try and stop them. Written by Matt F.

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Crime | Comedy





Release Date:

12 November 2002 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Bikini Bandits Go to Hell  »

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100% Rubbish
19 April 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie SOUNDS great. Not in any high minded, intellectual fashion, but just as some great cheese to down with your buddies. It has half naked women, guns, Dee Dee Ramone as the pope, Jello Biafara, Maynard as Satan, time travel, fast cars... it sounds brilliant, right?

It is not. This is, without a doubt, the worst film ever made. This is from a man who loved "Jesus Christ - Vampire Hunter". There's no plot, no point, and worst of all, no FUN. The closest thing to a running gag is the joke they pulled on you by getting this thing released. It's clear they had no idea what to do with the film; but they rightly guessed that if they got some cult celebrities together with a bunch of hot women, they could get it released regardless. To fill out the time they throw out a series of unconnected skits, woodenly acted and lacking any conceivable flow. Even the violence/sex this kind of movie falls back on to hide deeper troubles are strictly PG-13 (Baywatch is more graphic than anything here). The (very) few funny moments have nothing to do with the plot at all, but are quick inserts thrown in to pad a movie that had clearly failed even in the eyes of it's director.

The director clearly has an amazing talent; he sold this movie to some amazing guest stars, to whoever funded it, to whoever agreed to release it...but he never had a movie to begin with. People show up on screen, do their bit, and move on presumably under the impression they were going to appear in a movie; but in the end it's just a parade of pointless clips, nothing more. Even having seen it, the pitch sounds good (underground rockers, time traveling bikini bandits, guns and cars, who can go wrong?)... but the movie isn't there. A talent for salesmanship makes you a great car dealer, not a great director.

In closing, Corey Feldman called this film the worst mistake of his life.

Corey. Feldman. Called it the worst mistake of his life.

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