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(2004)

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Walter: They think I'm crazy.

Rosen: Do you think you're crazy?

Walter: You know, talking to you is like riding on a fucking merry-go-round.

Rosen: That's a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles, we find things we missed the first time around.

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Vickie: So, what did you do?

Walter: I molested little girls.

Vickie: [laughs in disbelief]

Walter: 12 years in prison is no joke.

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Sgt. Lucas: Do you believe in Fairy Tales?

Walter: Fairy Tales?

Sgt. Lucas: Yeah, like Alice in Wonderland.

Walter: No.

Sgt. Lucas: Yeah, yeah, me neither. What's that one with the Woodsman?

Walter: Woodsman?

Sgt. Lucas: Yeah, with the ax?

Walter: I don't know.

Sgt. Lucas: Yeah, you know it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach and the little girl come out alive...

Walter: Little Red Riding Hood.

Sgt. Lucas: Little Red Riding Hood! That's it! That's it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach, the girl comes out without a scratch... You ever see a seven-year-old sodomized in half? She was so small, just broken. I saw 20-year vets on that job. Hard guys, they just broke down and cried. I was there, I cried... There ain't no fucking woodsman in this world.

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Walter: What can I do for you Sergeant Lucas?

Sgt. Lucas: Oh, you can listen to my stories about Jesus.

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Walter: [Repeated line] When will I be normal?

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Walter: Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked.

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Carlos: [throws him a can of beer] Boy, you still think fast!

Walter: You don't need to think fast to handle a beer.

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Vickie: So, are you gonna tell me your dark secret?

Walter: Why do you wanna know?

Vickie: Don't you think I should know before we have sex?

Walter: [looks at her]

Vickie: I don't like to waste time.

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Sgt. Lucas: Have you ever seen a seven year old... sodomized in half?

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Carlos: Sometimes when I walk down the street and I pass a sexy-looking woman she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. Hey, I see a pretty lady, I look. That's the price of beauty, my friend.

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