Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings (2002) (V)

User Rating:

2.8/10   

Director:

Kevin Summerfield

Writer:

Kimberly Gough (writer)

Release Date:

1 October 2002 (USA)

Plot Keywords:

Character Name In Title

Cast

Timothy Stultz	...	Maxwell Majeck
Ken Mitzkovitz	...	Lord Dagda
Erika Ann	...	Princess Etain
Steven Barry Prince	...	Worm
Greg Coale	...	Tom Tit Tot
Lee Savage	...	Fyoon
Kevin Curtis	...	Crimbil
Fernando Londono	...	Fetch
Lee Wilkinson	...	King Herla
Jack Baker	...	Queen Belphobe
Paul Danaceau	...	Mr. Tim
Blaine Thompson	...	Amy
Martin Colbert	...	Bobby Hedinger
Lisa Burdette	...	Max's Mom
Michael Blumenstock	...	Max's Dad

Runtime:

86 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Filming Locations:

Crownsville, Maryland, USA

Goofs:

Audio/visual unsynchronized: When Fetch brings the ring to the queen, and she opens the box, the king shouts out, "No, Bell!" his mouth says what appears to be a longer sentence.

Quotes:

Fetch: We never considered the boy might actually know magic!

This is pretty much the worst movie ever made

OK, like anyone could ever know that, but hey, I think it is!! This movie is terrible. I have seen it about 10 times and I laugh my head off every time.

The story follows the life of Max Majack, a loner who wishes he was a magician. He gets picked on at school by the "cool kids". He has a mom and a dad who I can't believe in reality would ever be married. "A mouse, Max, you wanna keep a mouse." says the dad who looks like one of the three stooges. He also has a creepy neighbor who tries to act like Clint Eastwood. "i'll be watching you, Max." That has to be one of the scariest lines in the entire movie. Max goes into this magical world where he meets idiotic friends like a witch woman creature who can't stop rhyming,"MAGICAN?? What rhymes with magician?" and a princess who wishes she was a character from Lord of the Rings. The evil guys, Lord Dagda and Fetch are some of the worst actors ever. I love the scenes when the two of them are discussing battles and they just rip on each other. "Send out the red cap!" says Dagda angrily. "Isn't, isn't that a bit excessive?" mutters his assistant Fetch. "EXESSIVE????!!!! ummmmm ... excessive is my middle name." The dialogue is just so dumb. I pity the writer. One of the funniest scenes is when Lord Dagda is talking to Princess Etain's mom and he does this karate chop thing to her when she bends down to pick flowers and she falls to the ground and she starts to open her eyes. I just think that the sound effects are hilarious at that part. If you listen carefully, the music in the movies hardly ever stops. It just keeps going and going and going and going. The fight scenes are also a kick in the pants because the wailing evil people run around with weapons made out of swimming noodles. Oh lands, the sound effects are terrible.

Just about every thing about this film makes me crack up laughing. The costumes are so dang bad, the folly artists couldn't do anything right, and their lines if their life depended on it. The script is one of the most confusing things ever. Many people say that laughing is the best medicine, so if you need a good laugh, watch this movie.