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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (Video 2003) Poster

(2003 Video)

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Carrie Mirvis: We tripped!

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Zach: Yeah, dude, I'm getting married tomorrow! You don't know her.

Herman Schumacher: Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

Zach: Susan hates you.

Herman Schumacher: We've never met.

Zach: That's 'cause she hates you.

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Herman Schumacher: So I was thinking we could go to a movie and then I know a nice little Italian restaurant.

Carrie Mirvis: I figured we'd just have sex.

Herman Schumacher: I understand.

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Herman Schumacher: I have a question. Why are we digging holes?

Herman's Boss: Because we work be BEC-Tech Global Systems Incorporated.

Herman Schumacher: I mean, are we going to put something in the holes?

Herman's Boss: If we fill in the holes they wouldn't be holes anymore. Enough of this chit chat. We just got big order for holes this month.

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Carrie Mirvis: Oh, Chartreuse. Now all I have to remember him by is all that sex.

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Landscaping Dude: Hey...stop stabbing me!

Damon: Quit stabbing yourself, quit stabbing yourself!

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Damon: If you ever want to see her again, you'll meet me in the backyard for a battle to the death, death, death, death...

Herman Schumacher: And if I kill you, you'll tell me where she is?

Damon: Agreed.

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Damon: On the flipside, Hermie.

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Hugo: I always get really dizzy when I haven't murdered a hitchhiker in a while.

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Weird Digger: I don't like the way you dig.

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Herman Schumacher: China? And you used my calling card?! You stupid monster!

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