Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003 Video)
Zach: Yeah, dude, I'm getting married tomorrow! You don't know her.
Herman Schumacher: Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?
Zach: Susan hates you.
Herman Schumacher: We've never met.
Zach: That's 'cause she hates you.
Herman Schumacher: So I was thinking we could go to a movie and then I know a nice little Italian restaurant.
Carrie Mirvis: I figured we'd just have sex.
Herman Schumacher: I understand.
Herman Schumacher: I have a question. Why are we digging holes?
Herman's Boss: Because we work be BEC-Tech Global Systems Incorporated.
Herman Schumacher: I mean, are we going to put something in the holes?
Herman's Boss: If we fill in the holes they wouldn't be holes anymore. Enough of this chit chat. We just got big order for holes this month.
Carrie Mirvis: Oh, Chartreuse. Now all I have to remember him by is all that sex.
Damon: If you ever want to see her again, you'll meet me in the backyard for a battle to the death, death, death, death...
Herman Schumacher: And if I kill you, you'll tell me where she is?
Hugo: I always get really dizzy when I haven't murdered a hitchhiker in a while.