Constantine (2005) Poster

(2005)

Peter Stormare: Satan

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  • Satan : Hello, John. John, hello. You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.

    [claps giddily] 

    John Constantine : So I've heard.

  • John Constantine : They have the Spear of Destiny.

    Satan : [mocking him]  "They have the Spear of Destiny!"

    [becomes serious, leans in] 

    Satan : Or is it another one of your cons?

    John Constantine : Go look for yourself.

    [Satan hesitates] 

    John Constantine : You've waited twenty years for me, Lu. What's another twenty seconds?

  • John Constantine : You mind?

    [reaches for cigarettes] 

    Satan : Oh, go - go right ahead; I've got stock.

    John Constantine : [chuckles]  Coffin nail.

    Satan : Very fitting, John.

  • Gabriel : I will smite thee, in His honour.

    [He throws a punch at Lucifer, but his fist stops short, to his surprise] 

    Satan : Looks like somebody doesn't have your back any more.

  • Satan : Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.

    John Constantine : Aren't you a peach?

  • Satan : [his last lines]  No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live.

  • John Constantine : Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.

    Satan : Well, one does what one can.

    John Constantine : He's in the other room.

    Satan : Boys will be boys.

    John Constantine : With Gabriel.

    Satan : [looking disgusted]  No accounting for taste, really.

  • John Constantine : How's the family?

    Satan : Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.

  • Gabriel : Son of perdition. Little horn! Most unclean!

    Satan : [nostalgic]  I do miss the old names.

  • [after Satan thwarts his son's plot] 

    Satan : So...

    John Constantine : So.

    Satan : Yeah, what do you want? An extension?

    John Constantine : The sister, Isabel.

    Satan : What about her?

    John Constantine : Let her go home.

    Satan : [sneers]  You're willing to give up your life so she can go to Heaven?

    [John nods. Lucifer shuts his eyes for a moment] 

    Satan : Fine. It's done.

    [chuckles] 

    Satan : Time to go, John.

    John Constantine : Yeah.

  • [Satan interrupts the ceremony] 

    Gabriel : Lucifer!

    Satan : This world is mine - in time.

  • [after Constantine slits his wrists and then tries to light up a cigarette] 

    Satan : You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons. Finger movement goes out the window.

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