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Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 7 April 2004 (USA)
AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation system has a meltdown on Nate Johnson and his family's cross-country trek to their ... See full summary »

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AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation system has a meltdown on Nate Johnson and his family's cross-country trek to their annual family reunion/grudge match. Reluctantly along for the ride are Nate's wife, who's only in it for the kids; their rapper-wannabe son; their teenage daughter who's fashioned herself as the next Lolita; and their youngest, whose imaginary dog Nate just can't seem to keep track of. Can the Johnsons survive each other and all the obstacles the road throws at them to make it to Caruthersville, Missouri? Can they find Missouri? Written by ivegot2act@yahoo.com

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Rated PG-13 for some sexual references, crude humor and brief drug material | See all certifications »
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7 April 2004 (USA)  »

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Arrivano i Johnson  »

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Budget:

$12,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$9,375,307 (USA) (9 April 2004)

Gross:

$31,179,516 (USA) (13 August 2004)
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Trivia

Cedric and Steve both went on to be game show hosts, Cedric hosted Who wants to be a millionaire and Steve is the current host of Family Feud. See more »

Goofs

In the bathroom of Bun World, the stains on the chef's apron change from shot to shot. See more »

Quotes

Nate Johnson: [DJ sees Nate's griddle and tries to sneakily get a piece, Nate catches him and hits his hand] oh no! don't even think about it
D.J. Johnson: Dang dad!
Nate Johnson: [takes the griddle and starts eating it] Man what would i do without my Mike Tyson Griddle, tastes so good it'll bite cha back
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Features Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) See more »

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Pop Off
Written by J. Budden, J. Smith, S. Craver and D. Campbell
Performed by Joe Budden
Courtesy of Def Jam Records
Contains a sample of "Campbell Lock"
Performed by Don Campbell
Courtesy of Stanson Records
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not funny and very bad
21 February 2005 | by (TN) – See all my reviews

This movie is simply not good. It wasn't funny and was a very lame attempt to try something similar to National Lampoon's Vacation. There's hi-jinks at the hotel pool, going out to see silly things, etc... In this, the two parents are separated but are going to the husband's family reunion with the 3 kids. Considering they only spend a couple of hours at the reunion, why did they even go? Bow Wow basically uses this role as self-promotion since he raps. And when they get to the reunion, the relatives are dull and dumb, especially uncle earl.

I can't believe any of the actors would even let their name appear in the credits. If they weren't already famous, this movie would be career suicide. Even the music is terrible.

FINAL VERDICT: A snore fest.


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