AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation system has a meltdown on Nate Johnson and his family's cross-country trek to their annual family reunion/grudge match. Reluctantly along for the ride are Nate's wife, who's only in it for the kids; their rapper-wannabe son; their teenage daughter who's fashioned herself as the next Lolita; and their youngest, whose imaginary dog Nate just can't seem to keep track of. Can the Johnsons survive each other and all the obstacles the road throws at them to make it to Caruthersville, Missouri? Can they find Missouri?
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'Solanges Knowles' (Beyoncé Knowles' sister) makes an ad lib reference to her sister during a cell phone conversation in her first scene of the movie. Her character's little sister in the movie is named "Destiny" an obvious reference to her sister's former group Destiny's Child.
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Goofs
Continuity:
When Dorothy walks into the hotel room and notices the heart made out of chocolates on the bed, the appearance of the heart changes between shots.
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Quotes
Nate Johnson:
[DJ sees Nate's griddle and tries to sneakily get a piece, Nate catches him and hits his hand]
oh no! don't even think about it D.J. Johnson:
Dang dad! Nate Johnson:
[takes the griddle and starts eating it]
Man what would i do without my Mike Tyson Griddle, tastes so good it'll bite cha back See more »
"Who Is He (And What Is He to You)?"
Written by Stan McKenney and Bill Withers Performed by Bill Withers Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing
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