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Barbarian (2003)

An ancient land suffocates in the shadow of evil. A dark lord rules unopposed. One warrior will become legend. He is the Barbarian... the last great warrior king.

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Kane
Irina Grigoreva ...
Princess (as Irina Grigorieva)
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Gilda
Yuri Danilchenko ...
Wooby / Kitchen Boy
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Zigrid
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Munkar
Dmitriy Shevchenko ...
Kristo
Irina Karra ...
Ilsa
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Sevra (as Evelina Bledans)
Evdokiya Germanova ...
Witch (as Evdokia Germanova)
Yuriy Dumchev ...
Dark Prince
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Dark Prince (as Gary Casper)
Yuriy Petrov ...
King Kandor
Aleksandr Revenko ...
Fat King
Ekaterina Drobish ...
Damsel
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An ancient land suffocates in the shadow of evil. A dark lord rules unopposed. One warrior will become legend. He is the Barbarian... the last great warrior king.

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The Last Great Warrior King.

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Action | Adventure

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Rated R for sexuality and violence | See all certifications »
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24 June 2003 (USA)  »

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Barbarian: The Last Great Warrior King  »

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1.66 : 1
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Trivia

Most of the footage from Munkar's "orgy" is actually footage taken from the film Deathstalker (1983). This includes all sequences including the chained girl and the pig-faced warrior. It's most noticeable in some of the faraway shots where the throne is visible and it is clearly not Martin Kove sitting there. See more »

Goofs

On the first day of the tournament, Zigrid kills the hammer warrior. Yet, both at the end of the first day and at the beginning of the second day, the hammer warrior is standing among the other surviving champions. See more »

Crazy Credits

In the opening title sequence, several nonspeaking extras or bit players are credited as if they were principals simply because their English-looking names would be more easily readable by American viewers. See more »

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Edited from Deathstalker (1983) See more »

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Quite possibly the worst movie ever made
25 July 2004 | by See all my reviews

OK, OK, I can understand how some movies try to use womanly figures to promote their movies and give some cheap thrills to the male audience, but you have to begin questioning a film that has the main lead getting it on with the first two nameless bare breasted chicks he rescues.

But that's not what makes the movie bad, nay painful. The script was a disaster and the delivery of said script was a travesty in the art of character portrayal. That being said, the characters in need of portrayal were shallow, one dimensional stereotyped fantasy figures and overused to the extent of being nauseous, so the actors can't take all of the blame.

The worst part of the movie occurs with the introduction of the "cute little sidekick" in the form of the abomination named Wooby. It is some mix between an Ewok and a giant teddy bear but shares none of the admirable qualities of either. The costume looks like it was a halloween costume thrown out by a 10 year old who knew better. The fight scenes involving Wooby are equally ridiculous and are little more than the light tossing of stones that plink of the chests of the bad guys but somehow manage to do enough damage to kill or otherwise disable them.

The only redeemable quality of the movie is O'Hearn himself, but not because of his acting ability or skill with martial arts and clearly not for his theatrical fighting abilities. The sole benefit he gives to the movie is that he looks the part and looks it well. The plot is overly cliché and reminiscent of fourteen year olds playing Dungeons and Dragons and the film doesn't even take itself seriously enough NOT to steal footage from other movies. Yes, an entire scene was taken right out of "DeathStalker".

The movie was a disaster and rivaled only by the likes of films such as Time Bandits and Cave Dwellers.

And for goodness sakes, it has Wooby.


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