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Ultrachrist! (2003)

What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?

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Jesus / Ultrachrist
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Molly
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Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler ...
Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman ...
Archangel Ira
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Jane
Samantha Dark ...
Paula
Nathaniel Graves ...
Tommy
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Rana Lee Araneta ...
Pool Player #2
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Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom ...
Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan ...
Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen ...
Local Sinner
Bob Cohen ...
Marty
Elizabeth Cooper ...
Wrestling Fan
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Jesus returns to Earth in present-day NYC, sent by his Father to usher in 2000 years of Godly peace. Unfortunately, modern young people respond poorly to this bearded weirdo. Taking the advice of a market research guru, Jesus has a Spandex costume made and declares himself "Ultrachrist", an urban sin-fighter. Unfortunately, his Father doesn't approve of these unorthodox techniques, while the Antichrist (the NYC Parks Commissioner) ressurects an army of famous sinners to make sure Ultrachrist's mission fails. Written by Anonymous

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Get ready for a whole new Christ!! See more »

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Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. See more »

Quotes

Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I feel out of touch with the people of today. There are so many new words to learn, like "extranet" and "foofaraw".
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"Enthusiastic Thank Yous" to, among others, "Alex Dorn for the 'that's allotta stigmata' line" and "The NYPD for mostly leaving us alone" See more »

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References The Honeymooners (1955) See more »

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A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye
Music by James Ruchala & Sarah Alden
Performed by James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green
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Wow! this 'movie' really really sucked!!!
2 August 2004 | by See all my reviews

Please stay away from this piece of garbage. It is likely to induce drowsiness and should only be watched by those without a sense of humour, looking to waste 1hr 36 mins of their lives or anyone else who enjoys totally uncreative and mind numbingly boring garbage. It is rather unfortunate that anyone with a camera, free time on their hands and spare change in their wallet can make movies these days. This movie could very likely have been ripped off a failing fourth graders essay paper.Trust me, it was that bad and I am being as polite and considerate as I possibly can. My rating: 1.25 (Mostly for the costume :-) )


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