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Director:
Kerry Douglas Dye
Writers:
Kerry Douglas Dye (screenplay) &
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Contact:
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Genre:
Comedy more
Tagline:
Get ready for a whole new Christ!! more
Plot:
What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today? full summary | add synopsis
Awards:
2 wins more
User Comments:
Enjoyably silly more (13 total)

Cast

  (Credited cast)
Jonathan C. Green ... Jesus / Ultrachrist

Celia A. Montgomery ... Molly

Samuel Bruce Campbell ... Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler ... Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman ... Archangel Ira

Danielle Langlois ... Jane
Samantha Dark ... Paula
Nathaniel Graves ... Tommy
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rana Lee Araneta ... Pool Player #2

Amanda Bernen ... Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom ... Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan ... Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen ... Local Sinner
Bob Cohen ... Marty
Elizabeth Cooper ... Wrestling Fan
Don Creech ... God the Father
Dan Cross ... Local Sinner
Tara Cullen ... 'For a Good Time Call' Girl
Jen Deaderick ... Local Hypocrite
Marcy Dermansky ... Wrestling Fan
Kerry Douglas Dye ... Lesser Angel (as Eladio Von Neumann-Phoc)
Ann Farrell ... Scandalized Nun
Jurgen Fauth ... Richard Nixon (as Dr. Jurgen Fauth)
Kim Gatewood ... Drunk Girl #1
Jessica Goring ... Wireless Operatrix (voice)
Marty Grillo ... Murray Klein
Rob Haussman ... Yo Mama Osama
Stefan Helmreich ... Local Hypocrite
Sunny Hong ... Kid With Candy Bar
Sky Hosoya ... Dominatrix
Jen MacNeil ... Madame / Cheerleader / Extra Voices (voice)
Ryan V. McCallum ... Jim Morrison
Mary McCarthy ... Murray's Wife
Blaise Michaels ... Mme. Tushka's Girl #2
Steve Montague ... Adolph Hitler

Kristen Moser ... Pro-Jesus Interviewee
Edmund Mullins ... Wrestling Fan (as Edmund Eugene Mullins III)
Leila Nelson ... Leila
Kimberly A. Nowaczyk ... Local Sinner
Heather Paxon ... Wrestling Fan
Samantha Pelosi ... Girl Who Wants Ice Cream
Josh Pelzek ... Wrestling Fan
R.T. Pierce ... Pool Player #1
Jamie Rabinaw ... Wrestling Fan (as Jamie Lisa Rabinaw)
Amber Ray ... Wrestling Card Girl
Bryan Riss ... Bummed-Out Rabbi
Darrill Rosen ... Anti-Jesus Interviewee
Jason Rozger ... Wrestling Fan
James Ruchala ... Banjo Player
Laura Ruchala ... Girl in Alley
Pete Ruppert ... Wrestling Fan
John Schmit ... Local Hypocrite
Shappy Seasholtz ... Wrestling Announcer
Milind Shah ... Wrestling Fan
Jennifer Simonds ... Local Sinner
Ruth Singleton ... Wrestling Fan

Caroline Whitney Smith ... Drunk Girl #2
Denise Stockman ... Local Hypocrite
Michael R. Thomas ... Vlad the Impaler
Noah Timan ... Enlightened One (as Noah Vivekanand Timan)
Mike Urdaneta ... Purty Lady Interviewee
Vanessa Vetrini ... Haggard Mother
Ashley Yeater ... Mme. Tushka's Girl #1
Sim Xai Ying ... Times Square Cartoonist
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Additional Details

Runtime:
USA:92 min
Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color

Fun Stuff

Trivia:
Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. more
Quotes:
Jane: Wow, that's alotta stigmata! more
Movie Connections:
Spoofs Starship Troopers (1997) more

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3 out of 4 people found the following comment useful.
Enjoyably silly, 16 July 2004
7/10
Author: jhs39 from Chicago, IL

This ultra silly, very low-budget comedy sometimes felt like a Lenny Bruce bit brought to life--he used to do sketches on what would happen if Jesus came back. The humor isn't exactly inspired but there are enough laughs to make this one a pleasant surprise for people who aren't easily offended by religious themed humor.

Ultimately the movie is no more irreverent than what they do with the Jesus character on South Park, so I doubt that too many people outside of the bible belt will really have a problem with this.

If you're looking for something fun to rent you could do a lot worse than Ultrachrist.

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