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Ultrachrist! (2003)

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User Rating: 4.2/10 (157 votes)
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Overview

Director:
Kerry Douglas Dye
Writers:
Kerry Douglas Dye (screenplay) &
Jordan Hoffman (screenplay) ...
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Genre:
Comedy more
Tagline:
Get ready for a whole new Christ!! more
Plot:
What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today? full summary | add synopsis
Awards:
2 wins more
User Comments:
Ultrabad! more

Cast

 (Credited cast)
Jonathan C. Green ... Jesus / Ultrachrist

Celia A. Montgomery ... Molly

Samuel Bruce Campbell ... Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler ... Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman ... Archangel Ira

Danielle Langlois ... Jane
Samantha Dark ... Paula
Nathaniel Graves ... Tommy
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rana Lee Araneta ... Pool Player #2

Amanda Bernen ... Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom ... Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan ... Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen ... Local Sinner
Bob Cohen ... Marty
Elizabeth Cooper ... Wrestling Fan
Don Creech ... God the Father
Dan Cross ... Local Sinner
Tara Cullen ... 'For a Good Time Call' Girl
Jen Deaderick ... Local Hypocrite
Marcy Dermansky ... Wrestling Fan
Kerry Douglas Dye ... Lesser Angel (as Eladio Von Neumann-Phoc)
Ann Farrell ... Scandalized Nun
Jurgen Fauth ... Richard Nixon (as Dr. Jurgen Fauth)
Kim Gatewood ... Drunk Girl #1
Jessica Goring ... Wireless Operatrix (voice)
Marty Grillo ... Murray Klein
Rob Haussman ... Yo Mama Osama
Stefan Helmreich ... Local Hypocrite
Sunny Hong ... Kid With Candy Bar
Sky Hosoya ... Dominatrix
Jen MacNeil ... Madame / Cheerleader / Extra Voices (voice)
Ryan V. McCallum ... Jim Morrison
Mary McCarthy ... Murray's Wife
Blaise Michaels ... Mme. Tushka's Girl #2
Steve Montague ... Adolph Hitler

Kristen Moser ... Pro-Jesus Interviewee
Edmund Mullins ... Wrestling Fan (as Edmund Eugene Mullins III)
Leila Nelson ... Leila
Kimberly A. Nowaczyk ... Local Sinner
Heather Paxon ... Wrestling Fan
Samantha Pelosi ... Girl Who Wants Ice Cream
Josh Pelzek ... Wrestling Fan
R.T. Pierce ... Pool Player #1
Jamie Rabinaw ... Wrestling Fan (as Jamie Lisa Rabinaw)
Amber Ray ... Wrestling Card Girl
Bryan Riss ... Bummed-Out Rabbi
Darrill Rosen ... Anti-Jesus Interviewee
Jason Rozger ... Wrestling Fan
James Ruchala ... Banjo Player
Laura Ruchala ... Girl in Alley
Pete Ruppert ... Wrestling Fan
John Schmit ... Local Hypocrite
Shappy Seasholtz ... Wrestling Announcer
Milind Shah ... Wrestling Fan
Jennifer Simonds ... Local Sinner
Ruth Singleton ... Wrestling Fan

Caroline Whitney Smith ... Drunk Girl #2
Denise Stockman ... Local Hypocrite
Michael R. Thomas ... Vlad the Impaler
Noah Timan ... Enlightened One (as Noah Vivekanand Timan)

Mike Urdaneta ... Purty Lady Interviewee
Vanessa Vetrini ... Haggard Mother
Ashley Yeater ... Mme. Tushka's Girl #1
Sim Xai Ying ... Times Square Cartoonist
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Additional Details

Runtime:
USA:92 min
Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color
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Trivia:
Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. more
Quotes:
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Adolf Hitler! The guy who put "Eich!" in The Third Re... eich! more
Movie Connections:
References "The Honeymooners" (1955) more
Soundtrack:
A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior more

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1 out of 3 people found the following comment useful:-
Ultrabad!, 3 January 2006
5/10
Author: TheatreX from Louisville, KY

I'm not sure why I'm attracted to flicks like this. I bought Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter a while back & though that was a hoot, so I found this cheap and wondered if it'd be in the same vein. Well, yes and no. I found things to laugh at in "JC,VH" but not in this, at least mostly not, there's a few good one-liners here and there, but certainly not enough to carry the whole movie. Jesus Christ has returned to earth and to get through to the people he decides he needs a super-hero costume. So he gets that from a seamstress at a tailor shop and off he goes. There's plenty of jokes and all in this but most fall pretty flat. It has the look and feel of a badly-made episode of "Shazam!" or something, and the folks that made it just didn't seem to have what it takes to pull it off. Some good ideas and all but they just don't seem to come together to produce laughs. 5 out of 10.

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