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Ultrachrist! (2003)

 |  Comedy  |  24 April 2003 (USA)
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What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?



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Credited cast:
Jesus / Ultrachrist
Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler ...
Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman ...
Archangel Ira
Samantha Dark ...
Nathaniel Graves ...
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rana Lee Araneta ...
Pool Player #2
Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom ...
Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan ...
Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen ...
Local Sinner
Bob Cohen ...
Elizabeth Cooper ...
Wrestling Fan


Jesus returns to Earth in present-day NYC, sent by his Father to usher in 2000 years of Godly peace. Unfortunately, modern young people respond poorly to this bearded weirdo. Taking the advice of a market research guru, Jesus has a Spandex costume made and declares himself "Ultrachrist", an urban sin-fighter. Unfortunately, his Father doesn't approve of these unorthodox techniques, while the Antichrist (the NYC Parks Commissioner) ressurects an army of famous sinners to make sure Ultrachrist's mission fails. Written by Anonymous

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Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. See more »


Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion.
Molly: I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry.
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"Enthusiastic Thank Yous" to, among others, "Alex Dorn for the 'that's allotta stigmata' line" and "The NYPD for mostly leaving us alone" See more »


Spoofs The Terminator (1984) See more »


A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye
Music by James Ruchala & Sarah Alden
Performed by James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green
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Enjoyably silly
16 July 2004 | by (Chicago, IL) – See all my reviews

This ultra silly, very low-budget comedy sometimes felt like a Lenny Bruce bit brought to life--he used to do sketches on what would happen if Jesus came back. The humor isn't exactly inspired but there are enough laughs to make this one a pleasant surprise for people who aren't easily offended by religious themed humor.

Ultimately the movie is no more irreverent than what they do with the Jesus character on South Park, so I doubt that too many people outside of the bible belt will really have a problem with this.

If you're looking for something fun to rent you could do a lot worse than Ultrachrist.

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