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Ultrachrist! (2003)

What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?

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Jesus / Ultrachrist
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Molly
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Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler ...
Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman ...
Archangel Ira
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Jane
Samantha Dark ...
Paula
Nathaniel Graves ...
Tommy
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Rana Lee Araneta ...
Pool Player #2
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Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom ...
Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan ...
Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen ...
Local Sinner
Bob Cohen ...
Marty
Elizabeth Cooper ...
Wrestling Fan
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Jesus returns to Earth in present-day NYC, sent by his Father to usher in 2000 years of Godly peace. Unfortunately, modern young people respond poorly to this bearded weirdo. Taking the advice of a market research guru, Jesus has a Spandex costume made and declares himself "Ultrachrist", an urban sin-fighter. Unfortunately, his Father doesn't approve of these unorthodox techniques, while the Antichrist (the NYC Parks Commissioner) ressurects an army of famous sinners to make sure Ultrachrist's mission fails. Written by Anonymous

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He's Back . . . And Better Than Ever! See more »

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Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. See more »

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Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Adolf Hitler! The guy who put "Eich!" in The Third Re... eich!
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"Enthusiastic Thank Yous" to, among others, "Alex Dorn for the 'that's allotta stigmata' line" and "The NYPD for mostly leaving us alone" See more »

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Spoofs The Terminator (1984) See more »

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A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye
Music by James Ruchala & Sarah Alden
Performed by James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green
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A second coming that has you second guessing...
14 April 2003 | by (New York) – See all my reviews

Lots of fun--smart, witty, charming, and enjoyable. Even the premise--Jesus returns to earth as a superhero--suggests good times. A must see, especially with a group of friends. It leaves you all feeling happy and ready to turn the other cheek....


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