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Director:
Kerry Douglas Dye
Writers:
Kerry Douglas Dye (screenplay) &
Jordan Hoffman (screenplay) ...
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Genre:
Comedy more
Tagline:
Get ready for a whole new Christ!! more
Plot:
What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today? full summary | add synopsis
Awards:
2 wins more
User Comments:
The second Second Coming comes with laughs more

Cast

  (Credited cast)
Jonathan C. Green ... Jesus / Ultrachrist

Celia A. Montgomery ... Molly

Samuel Bruce Campbell ... Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler ... Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman ... Archangel Ira

Danielle Langlois ... Jane
Samantha Dark ... Paula
Nathaniel Graves ... Tommy
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rana Lee Araneta ... Pool Player #2

Amanda Bernen ... Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom ... Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan ... Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen ... Local Sinner
Bob Cohen ... Marty
Elizabeth Cooper ... Wrestling Fan
Don Creech ... God the Father
Dan Cross ... Local Sinner
Tara Cullen ... 'For a Good Time Call' Girl
Jen Deaderick ... Local Hypocrite
Marcy Dermansky ... Wrestling Fan
Kerry Douglas Dye ... Lesser Angel (as Eladio Von Neumann-Phoc)
Ann Farrell ... Scandalized Nun
Jurgen Fauth ... Richard Nixon (as Dr. Jurgen Fauth)
Kim Gatewood ... Drunk Girl #1
Jessica Goring ... Wireless Operatrix (voice)
Marty Grillo ... Murray Klein
Rob Haussman ... Yo Mama Osama
Stefan Helmreich ... Local Hypocrite
Sunny Hong ... Kid With Candy Bar
Sky Hosoya ... Dominatrix
Jen MacNeil ... Madame / Cheerleader / Extra Voices (voice)
Ryan V. McCallum ... Jim Morrison
Mary McCarthy ... Murray's Wife
Blaise Michaels ... Mme. Tushka's Girl #2
Steve Montague ... Adolph Hitler

Kristen Moser ... Pro-Jesus Interviewee
Edmund Mullins ... Wrestling Fan (as Edmund Eugene Mullins III)
Leila Nelson ... Leila
Kimberly A. Nowaczyk ... Local Sinner
Heather Paxon ... Wrestling Fan
Samantha Pelosi ... Girl Who Wants Ice Cream
Josh Pelzek ... Wrestling Fan
R.T. Pierce ... Pool Player #1
Jamie Rabinaw ... Wrestling Fan (as Jamie Lisa Rabinaw)
Amber Ray ... Wrestling Card Girl
Bryan Riss ... Bummed-Out Rabbi
Darrill Rosen ... Anti-Jesus Interviewee
Jason Rozger ... Wrestling Fan
James Ruchala ... Banjo Player
Laura Ruchala ... Girl in Alley
Pete Ruppert ... Wrestling Fan
John Schmit ... Local Hypocrite
Shappy Seasholtz ... Wrestling Announcer
Milind Shah ... Wrestling Fan
Jennifer Simonds ... Local Sinner
Ruth Singleton ... Wrestling Fan

Caroline Whitney Smith ... Drunk Girl #2
Denise Stockman ... Local Hypocrite
Michael R. Thomas ... Vlad the Impaler
Noah Timan ... Enlightened One (as Noah Vivekanand Timan)

Mike Urdaneta ... Purty Lady Interviewee
Vanessa Vetrini ... Haggard Mother
Ashley Yeater ... Mme. Tushka's Girl #1
Sim Xai Ying ... Times Square Cartoonist
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Additional Details

Runtime:
USA:92 min
Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color

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Trivia:
Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. more
Quotes:
Jada Jennsen: You're getting really high 'zzzzzzz' on our Buzz-ometer. What are some of your hobbies?
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Contrition. And, you know, working with wood?
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Movie Connections:
References Dunston Checks In (1996) more
Soundtrack:
A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior more

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2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful:-
The second Second Coming comes with laughs, 13 January 2006
Author: FilmFlaneur from London

Just a couple of years after Jesus Christ VAMPIRE HUNTER comes ULTRACHRIST, which features another superhero Lord (I know what you're thinking, that one waits for a millennium without seeing even one, and now...) this time He's complete with Spandex outfit, hilariously reminiscent of Monty Python's famous Bicycle Repair Man. Christ returns to earth, Terminator-like, to start His second ministry and promptly moves in with two lipstick lesbians as a base for His low key, but gormlessly naive operations. Meanwhile His old adversary, now running the city's Park Department and local drugs cartel, sends out adversaries - choosing the most evil figures in history (being Adolf Hitler, Vlad the Impaler, Richard Nixon and, er, Jim Morrison, naturally enough) against Him. Elsewhere, in a pizza parlour in Heaven, God Himself is mightily annoyed at developments and sends an emissary (the Archangel Ira, the self proclaimed Patron Saint of Erotic Massage) to strip Jesus of His Spandex and thereby reduce the Almighty's embarrassment..

More deftly put together than JCVH, but without the endearingly loopy songs or pastiche kung fu, ULTRACHRIST is just as low budget while still being amusing, and just as essential viewing by way of a further addition to this growing, peculiar mini genre of Christ as crime fighter. As Jesus, Jonathan C Green is perhaps more believable than the previous filmic resurrection ("The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!" he opines), and has more charm of presence, but believability is hardly a key issue here. My favourite bad taste moment is when Jesus' stigmata, after he's excited, ejaculates blood all over his wannabe girlfriend's blouse...

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