Ultrachrist! Poster
MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Up 18,969 this week

Ultrachrist! (2003)

92 min  -  Comedy
4.5
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 4.5/10 from 223 users  
Reviews: 13 user | 9 critic

What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?

Director:

Kerry Douglas Dye

Writers:

Kerry Douglas Dye (screenplay), Jordan Hoffman (screenplay), and 1 more credit »

Stars:

Jonathan C. Green, Celia A. Montgomery and Samuel Bruce Campbell
 Loading+Watchlist
View Watchlist »
New List »
Ultrachrist (Jonathan C. Green) hunts sinners in Times Square Ultrachrist live (Jonathan C. Green) in concert! (Samantha Dark, Danielle Langlois, Jurgen Fauth, Celia A. Montgomery, Jordan Hoffman, Dara Shindler, Marty Grillo, Jonathan C. Green) Molly (Celia A. Montgomery) counsels Ultrachrist (Jonathan C. Green) on understanding modern man. Ultrachrist (Jonathan C. Green) in His Yeshiva days with the Archangel Ira (Jordan Hoffman).
7 photos | 1 video | full cast and crew »

Watch now

Amazon Instant Video »
Buy it from Amazon »

Quick Links:
Create a list  »

Related Lists

image of title
150 Movies You Should Die Before You See (by Steve Miller)
a list of 153 titles by Lexx-2 created 7 months ago
 
image of title
MyMovies: Streaming
a list of 391 titles by stenney created 5 months ago
 
image of title
My Favorite Movies
a list of 98 titles by The Anti-John created 13 Feb 2011
 
See all 3 related lists »

Connect with IMDb

Pre-Order the Kindle Fire
2 wins See more awards »
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
Jonathan C. Green ...
Celia A. Montgomery ...
Molly
Samuel Bruce Campbell ...
Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
Dara Shindler Dara Shindler ...
Jada Jennsen
Jordan Hoffman Jordan Hoffman ...
Archangel Ira
Danielle Langlois ...
Jane
Samantha Dark Samantha Dark ...
Paula
Nathaniel Graves Nathaniel Graves ...
Tommy
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Rana Lee Araneta Rana Lee Araneta ...
Pool Player #2
Amanda Bernen ...
Meany's Masseuse
Jonathan Bloom Jonathan Bloom ...
Local Sinner
Patrick Brennan Patrick Brennan ...
Perverted Cheer Fan (voice)
Tian Chen Tian Chen ...
Local Sinner
Bob Cohen Bob Cohen ...
Marty
Elizabeth Cooper Elizabeth Cooper ...
Wrestling Fan
Full cast and crew »
Edit

Storyline

Jesus returns to Earth in present-day NYC, sent by his Father to usher in 2000 years of Godly peace. Unfortunately, modern young people respond poorly to this bearded weirdo. Taking the advice of a market research guru, Jesus has a Spandex costume made and declares himself "Ultrachrist", an urban sin-fighter. Unfortunately, his Father doesn't approve of these unorthodox techniques, while the Antichrist (the NYC Parks Commissioner) ressurects an army of famous sinners to make sure Ultrachrist's mission fails. Written by Anonymous  

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Plot Keywords:

Antichrist | Lesbian | Dominatrix | Nixon Mask | Hitler  | See more »

Taglines:

Get ready for a whole new Christ!! See more »

Genres:

Comedy

Parents Guide:

Add content advisory for parents »
Edit

Details

Official Sites:

MySpace | Add/edit official sites  »

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Filming Locations:

Astoria, Queens, New York City, New York, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

LeisureSuit Media See more »
Show detailed company contact information on IMDbPro »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square. See more »

Quotes

Jada Jennsen: You're getting really high 'zzzzzzz' on our Buzz-ometer. What are some of your hobbies?
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Contrition. And, you know, working with wood?
See more »

Crazy Credits

Ultrachrist! is a work of fiction. Any similarity to real people or
deities, living or dead, is completely coincidental. See more »

Connections

Spoofs Starship Troopers (1997) See more »

Soundtracks

'What Would You Do? (Ultrachrist's Theme)"
Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye
Music by Bryan Sendrowitz
Performed and Recorded by Beat Radio See more »