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Get ready for a whole new Christ!! morePlot:
What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today? full summary | add synopsisAwards:
2 wins moreUser Comments:
Ultrabad! moreCast
(Credited cast) | Jonathan C. Green | ... | Jesus / Ultrachrist |
 | Celia A. Montgomery | ... | Molly |
 | Samuel Bruce Campbell | ... | Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany |
| Dara Shindler | ... | Jada Jennsen |
| Jordan Hoffman | ... | Archangel Ira |
 | Danielle Langlois | ... | Jane |
| Samantha Dark | ... | Paula |
| Nathaniel Graves | ... | Tommy |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Rana Lee Araneta | ... | Pool Player #2 |
 | Amanda Bernen | ... | Meany's Masseuse |
| Jonathan Bloom | ... | Local Sinner |
| Patrick Brennan | ... | Perverted Cheer Fan (voice) |
| Tian Chen | ... | Local Sinner |
| Bob Cohen | ... | Marty |
| Elizabeth Cooper | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Don Creech | ... | God the Father |
| Dan Cross | ... | Local Sinner |
| Tara Cullen | ... | 'For a Good Time Call' Girl |
| Jen Deaderick | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Marcy Dermansky | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Kerry Douglas Dye | ... | Lesser Angel (as Eladio Von Neumann-Phoc) |
| Ann Farrell | ... | Scandalized Nun |
| Jurgen Fauth | ... | Richard Nixon (as Dr. Jurgen Fauth) |
| Kim Gatewood | ... | Drunk Girl #1 |
| Jessica Goring | ... | Wireless Operatrix (voice) |
| Marty Grillo | ... | Murray Klein |
| Rob Haussman | ... | Yo Mama Osama |
| Stefan Helmreich | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Sunny Hong | ... | Kid With Candy Bar |
| Sky Hosoya | ... | Dominatrix |
| Jen MacNeil | ... | Madame / Cheerleader / Extra Voices (voice) |
| Ryan V. McCallum | ... | Jim Morrison |
| Mary McCarthy | ... | Murray's Wife |
| Blaise Michaels | ... | Mme. Tushka's Girl #2 |
| Steve Montague | ... | Adolph Hitler |
 | Kristen Moser | ... | Pro-Jesus Interviewee |
| Edmund Mullins | ... | Wrestling Fan (as Edmund Eugene Mullins III) |
| Leila Nelson | ... | Leila |
| Kimberly A. Nowaczyk | ... | Local Sinner |
| Heather Paxon | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Samantha Pelosi | ... | Girl Who Wants Ice Cream |
| Josh Pelzek | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| R.T. Pierce | ... | Pool Player #1 |
| Jamie Rabinaw | ... | Wrestling Fan (as Jamie Lisa Rabinaw) |
| Amber Ray | ... | Wrestling Card Girl |
| Bryan Riss | ... | Bummed-Out Rabbi |
| Darrill Rosen | ... | Anti-Jesus Interviewee |
| Jason Rozger | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| James Ruchala | ... | Banjo Player |
| Laura Ruchala | ... | Girl in Alley |
| Pete Ruppert | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| John Schmit | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Shappy Seasholtz | ... | Wrestling Announcer |
| Milind Shah | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Jennifer Simonds | ... | Local Sinner |
| Ruth Singleton | ... | Wrestling Fan |
 | Caroline Whitney Smith | ... | Drunk Girl #2 |
| Denise Stockman | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Michael R. Thomas | ... | Vlad the Impaler |
| Noah Timan | ... | Enlightened One (as Noah Vivekanand Timan) |
 | Mike Urdaneta | ... | Purty Lady Interviewee |
| Vanessa Vetrini | ... | Haggard Mother |
| Ashley Yeater | ... | Mme. Tushka's Girl #1 |
| Sim Xai Ying | ... | Times Square Cartoonist |
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I'm not sure why I'm attracted to flicks like this. I bought Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter a while back & though that was a hoot, so I found this cheap and wondered if it'd be in the same vein. Well, yes and no. I found things to laugh at in "JC,VH" but not in this, at least mostly not, there's a few good one-liners here and there, but certainly not enough to carry the whole movie. Jesus Christ has returned to earth and to get through to the people he decides he needs a super-hero costume. So he gets that from a seamstress at a tailor shop and off he goes. There's plenty of jokes and all in this but most fall pretty flat. It has the look and feel of a badly-made episode of "Shazam!" or something, and the folks that made it just didn't seem to have what it takes to pull it off. Some good ideas and all but they just don't seem to come together to produce laughs. 5 out of 10.