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(2004)

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Luke: How do you like your alien Luke? Medium Rare.

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Detective Watts: Baby got backup!

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Luke: Belt of Orion? How about belt of O-Fryin'!

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Luke: That's it, ladies, show me your navels!

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Luke: I'm going to find out who they really are.

Roger: A hot alien with snake tits?

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Roger: With you it's all about cameras, conspiracies and alien girls from hooter planet!

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Luke: Your eyes are so beautiful.

Alex: Because they are looking at you.

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Roger: [alternative DVD scene] You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?

Luke: Why do you care?

Roger: I just do.

Luke: My grandfather use to say you worry less about what people think of you once you realize how little they do.

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Roger: You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?

Luke: Actually, yeah.

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Roger: [in the dorm laundry room, pulls out two beer cans from his laundry basket] Oh, yeah, a cerveza?

Luke: I got to slow down man, OK?

Roger: You can slow down when you're dead.

[hands Luke a beer]

Roger: Oh, yeah.

[cracks the beer open and takes a swig]

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Luke: [Alternative DVD scene] You never stop believing in me. Why?

Alex: Soulmates believe.

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Luke: You never gave up on me.

Alex: Never.

Luke: Yeah, never.

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Constance: [after being introduced to Luke, pauses briefly from licking on a sucker] Hola... sorry, I have an oral fixation.

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Constance: You wanna lick?

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Constance: Men at home are dead, these boys are ripe for picking!

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Constance: I think it's about to get hotter in here!

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Constance: I wanna have sex with you Roger, I don't wanna frickin' marry you!

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Constance: I'll have a vodka, chilled. Make it a triple!

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Constance: The countdown's begun.

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Constance: A killer babe?

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Constance: I wasn't supposed to have feelings about this.

Roger: About what?

Constance: About you. I've never met anyone like you Roger.

Roger: You say it like it's a bad thing.

Constance: It is... because everything you said about Lilly and I. It's true.

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Constance: Ice cold hormones!

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Constance: Although it would be the highest honor imaginable to be the first one to spawn. I will not take that chance with you, let's wait.

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