Detective Watts: Baby got backup!
Roger: With you it's all about cameras, conspiracies and alien girls from hooter planet!
Roger: [alternative DVD scene] You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?
Luke: Why do you care?
Roger: I just do.
Luke: My grandfather use to say you worry less about what people think of you once you realize how little they do.
Roger: [in the dorm laundry room, pulls out two beer cans from his laundry basket] Oh, yeah, a cerveza?
Luke: I got to slow down man, OK?
Roger: You can slow down when you're dead.
[hands Luke a beer]
Roger: Oh, yeah.
[cracks the beer open and takes a swig]
Constance: [after being introduced to Luke, pauses briefly from licking on a sucker] Hola... sorry, I have an oral fixation.
Constance: Men at home are dead, these boys are ripe for picking!
Constance: I wanna have sex with you Roger, I don't wanna frickin' marry you!
Constance: I wasn't supposed to have feelings about this.
Roger: About what?
Constance: About you. I've never met anyone like you Roger.
Roger: You say it like it's a bad thing.
Constance: It is... because everything you said about Lilly and I. It's true.