The House That Screamed (2000) (V)

User Rating:

2.8/10   

Directors:

John Polonia
Mark Polonia

Writers:

John Polonia (writer)
Mark Polonia (writer)

Release Date:

11 April 2000 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

A recently widowed writer rents a haunted house in which to write his latest novel and is soon beset by the various ghosts in the house bent on claiming him as their next victim.

Plot Keywords:

Ghost | Novel | Novelist | Shower Scene | Female Frontal Nudity

Cast

Bob Dennis	...	Marty Beck
Stevan Anselmi	...	Mr. Kapratic
Robert Thomas	...	Jack Gillton
Armand Sposto
Maria-Russo Humes	...	Mrs. Beck
Anthony Thomas
Gale Largey	...	Man on Road
Courtney Marine	...	Ghost Girl
Anthony Thomas
Melissa Torpy	...	Mrs. Beck
John Polonia	...	Mechanic
Todd Carpenter	...	Sal, Marty's Publisher
Gabrielle	...	She-Demon
Jennifer McCarthy	...	Ghost
Anna McCarthy	...	Ghost

Runtime:

USA:78 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:Unrated

Filming Locations:

Mansfield, Pennsylvania, USA

Company:

Polonia Brothers Entertainment

Movie Connections:

Referenced in WildCat (2007) (V)

Where is MST3K when we need it???!!?

A ghastly stupid and dull haunted house story. Oh, you Polonia brothers when will you ever EVER learn, you silly boys. If you love something, no matter how much if you're just not good at it, then let the dream die. When I was growing up for a brief time I wanted to be a basketball player, I had three things going against me. I was white, short, and no hand eye cooridination, so I let that dream, albeit fleeting as it was, pass on. OK, not the greatest example, but my point is this, you boys can't make turd after steaming turd and still remain serious in you commitment to film. You may be the LAST people to get the joke, but you will. And on that glorious day, you'll both take up a trade that you're good at. Plumbing perhaps...maybe singing telegrams.

My Grade: F