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Lords of Dogtown (2005) Poster

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Jay: Dude, you just got patty slapped.

[boys begin to laugh]

Gabrielle: Hey! You totally blew me away!

Jay: What? You wanna blow me?

[the Z-Boys laugh]

Gabrielle: Maybe!

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Stacy: [in full skate gear] So, what's up with Tony? You guys still skate with him?

Jay: He's competing with the sun for the center of the universe.

[Stacy shrugs, walks off]

Jay: [to Sid] Stacy looks like a stock car.

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Jay: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool, Sid comes out of his house] What did he say?

Sid: "Sid, are you high? The pool's for swimming!"

Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.

Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'll sue him.

Jay: We're not gonna sue him.

Sid: He said your parents would.

Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers.

Tony: Hey, let me talk to him.

Sid: Hey, the only Mexicans my dad talks to push lawnmowers.

[Tony grabs him playfully]

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Jay: [to Sid] I'll let you bang my mom!

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Jay: [Biniak yells in Sid's ear, making him wipe out] dude, he's got that inner ear thing!

Bob Biniak: Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!

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Stacy: [now knowing about Jay and Kathy being together] When were you going to tell me you were with her?

Jay: You couldn't handle her.

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Jay: [talking to Kathy] Gimmie Kitty!

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Kathy Alva: Take your boxers off.

Jay: No way.

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Tony: [to Stacey] Grab your pad and take notes, Peralta!

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Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!

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Donnie: She's uh, she's crazy, Jay.

Jay: That's why you love her... Right?

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Jay: [after telling Stacy he didn't make the team] Sorry.

[Touches his chest]

Jay: What's that, huh?

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Stacy: [about starting his own team] i already have a logo.

Jay: A logo! Screw the team, I mean... You got a logo!

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Sid: [smoking medicinal marijuana] The, uh, doctor prescribes it now.

[hands him the joint]

Sid: Heard you were sick, too.

Jay: Hell, yeah.

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Skip: They wanted it gone, man, they wanted it gone.

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Tony: What's wrong, Jayboy? Don't got no hair on your inch worm yet?

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Astronaut: Hey, can I try that?

[points at Stacy's skateboard]

Stacy: Sure!

[hands him his skateboard]

Astronaut: [Astronaut steps on it, the board slips underneath and he falls on the ground] It's the moon boots...

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Sid: [Talking about Tony] There's a Mexican in my pool and he's not pushing a lawn mower.

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Reef Ryan: Pass me the doobie Stacy... come on you fucking homo.

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Tony: I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.

Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!

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Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Dude, What the hell are we supposed to do on this fricking table top?

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Skip: You gotta approach every day as if it's your last!

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Stacy: Skip called me ''bro''!

Kathy Alva: Skip called you ''bro''?

Stacy: Yeah, he said ''bro''!

Kathy Alva: No, he didn't.

Stacy: Yes, he did. He said ''you look hungry, bro''.

Kathy Alva: He said ''you look hungry, bro''?

Stacy: Yes, totally!

Kathy Alva: Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody ''bro''.

[laughs]

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Skip: [after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...

Sid: Yeah, you're one of us now!

Jay: That maggot has always been one of us.

Skip: Yeah, wear it with pride, man.

Stacy: You know I will!

Skip: Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man!

[laughs]

Kathy Alva: I got my boy covered, Skip.

[laughs]

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Skip: [at the diner] Hey you guys made a mess at that contest today... They look at you as the enemy now, right?

Montoya: But it's good to have enemies! A toast!

[everybody raises glasses]

Kathy Alva: A toast!

Montoya: To the boy kings... You're all a bunch of filthy pillow biters!

[Sticks his fork in his glass of water, and splashes the Z-Boys]

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Tony: This is our time, bros!

Jay: That's bullshit, bro. We surf and we skate every day. We get to do whatever we want.

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Tony: I just wanted Dad to see the stupid trophy.

Kathy Alva: Who gives a shit about Dad?

Skip: Yeah, hey, man, listen. You stood up for your friend. We're proud of you.

Tony: [yelling at the judges] This contest don't mean shit to me anyway!

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Skip: Look, man. These kids are at a tender age. They tense easily, okay?

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Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?

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Skip: Oh, nice socks, man. Nice socks. Nice socks.

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Skip: Hey, I'm not bailing your asses out of jail.

Montoya: [a crash is heard outside] Oh, shit. Get the gate, get the gate.

Cop: Hey, get back here!

Montoya: Close the door, come on. Quick.

[they close the shop gate]

Cop: Get back here!

Skip: It was supposed to keep them out of trouble, man!

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Skip: He's not one of us, man. You know, he's not a pirate.

Chino: Going to work, Peralta?

Skip: Yeah, get a haircut, man.

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Kathy Alva: Should my weight be on my back foot?

Stacy: Yeah, well, that's how I do it. But it might be different, though, the whole center-of-gravity thing for girls.

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Skip: Yeah, hi. This isn't a library... so it's ten bucks to browse. You got ten bucks?

Customer: Didn't bring any money today.

Skip: Yeah, well, why'd you come into my store, then, asshole?

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Chino: Wear em with pride, man!

Jay: [nasally, mocking tone] Yeah, wear em with pride, man!

Chino: [grabs jay's shirt] Or we'll rip them off your bony little backs! You understand?

Jay: [scared look] Yeah...

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Stacy: [Jay is rolling the window in Stacey's car up and down, breaks off the handle] Damn it, Jay! Do you know how much this is gonna cost me to fix? you're an idiot!

Jay: [gives friends a scared look] Sorry...

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Restaurant owner: [Z-boys are being rowdy] You can't act like that here! This is a family restaurant.

[Sid throws food at him, he grabs Sid, and drags him over the table]

Montoya: [Trying to stop the owner] HEY! This is a family restaurant!

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Tony: [after Sid wipes out, HARD, and is unconscious in the pool] Dude, are you okay?

Sid: I can't feel my feet!

[takes out a joint, sets in mouth]

Sid: But, then again, I can never feel my feet!

[laughs. Tony slaps him, he starts groaning]

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Skip: Hey, I'm not bailing your asses out of jail.

Montoya: [a crash is heard outside] Oh, shit. Get the gate, get the gate. Cop: Hey, get back here!

Montoya: Close the door, come on. Quick.

[they close the shop gate]

Skip: It was supposed to keep them out of trouble, man!

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