Vince and Errol take on the neighbours in a table-tennis match. Vince also makes a phone call to the council that leads to the old lady who lives upstairs being evicted. Feeling guilty about what he's done, he and Errol resolve to track her down.
Vince gets a visit from the local vicar after his graveyard has been mysteriously desecrated. Meanwhile, Errol becomes paranoid that he might be a little bit boring.
Vince decides it's time to apply for a job as swimming pool manager, but first he has to prove he is capable of looking after a baby in an emergency. Errol becomes rather taken with smoking.