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God Has a Rap Sheet (2003)

Not Rated | | Drama | 7 May 2003 (USA)
Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

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John Ford Noonan ...
God
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Bonz Malone ...
Mark Love ...
Shane Franklin ...
Ian
Mohamed Djellouli ...
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Tommy Houlihan ...
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Justine Noelle ...
Stripper #2
Brian Baeza ...
Jason Ventro ...
Jason Coonan ...
John Coonan ...
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Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

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Things aren't always what they seem...

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Actor Adrien Brody was approached to play the "Anthony" character but declined. See more »

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Arrows From the East
Written by Kamal Ahmed
Performed by The Sacred Groove Posse
Copyright 2002 All rights Reserved
Registered @ BMI
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27 March 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

With all the stupid,silly movies I see on cable night after night,I rented a copy of God has a rap sheet,and man was I happy to see a movie that told the truth about things Hollywood is too scared to talk about. Set in a grimy,stinky,holding cell on a hot summer's night- God has a rap sheet tackles touchy subjects like race,religion,sex and politics. (With eight different characters to represent all the different dilemmas discussed) Kamal Ahmed (the former Jerky boy) delivers a powerful debut,considering he wrote,directed and played all the music! I highly recommend this for anyone who supports low-budget,but high concept Independent movies. How or why the Sundance or IFC channel haven't picked this up,only points out their phony,going for the buck,star driven vehicle trash.


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