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God Has a Rap Sheet (2003)

| Drama | 7 May 2003 (USA)
Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

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John Ford Noonan ...
God
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Bonz Malone ...
Mark Love ...
Shane Franklin ...
Ian
Mohamed Djellouli ...
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Tommy Houlihan ...
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Justine Noelle ...
Stripper #2
Brian Baeza ...
Jason Ventro ...
Jason Coonan ...
John Coonan ...
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Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

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Written by Kamal Ahmed
Performed by The Sacred Groove Posse
Copyright 2002 All rights Reserved
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Makes you think
10 March 2005 | by (New York,NY) – See all my reviews

After seeing Kamal Ahmed's "God has a rap sheet" some time ago,I was left with a feeling of being hit over the head by a social studies teacher! The movie takes place on a hot summer's night in a New York city holding cell,where eight different men of all creeds,share the cell with a homeless man who claims to be God. The movie covered every issue that is concerning today's issues like history,race,sex and religion. Some of it seemed slightly heavy handed,but after thinking about it,I realized Ahmed's intention was to challenge one's views about these subjects. In today's world of Independent cinema,this movie to me is what "Independant" is all about- A Writer/Director with a vision,and making it all come together on the big (or should I say small) screen.


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