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God Has a Rap Sheet (2003)

 |  Drama  |  7 May 2003 (USA)
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Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

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Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

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God Has a Rap Sheet
Written by Kamal Ahmed
Performed by The Sacred Groove Posse
Copyright 2002 All rights Reserved
Registered @ BMI
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Jerky Boy Grows Up - Great Film, Very Underrated
28 April 2004 | by (South Holland Ill) – See all my reviews

Being a huge Jerky Boys fan for many years, I decided to check out Kamal's new movie God Has a Rap Sheet. The result was an unexpectedly thought-provoking evening. Kamal has truly hit his true stride - the sharp dialog, excellent direction and across-the-board great acting performances made this a film to remember. The plot revolves around a group of misfits from all walks of life stuck in a holding cell for one night. John Ford Noonan's portrayal of a bum/God is amazing and the ensemble cast brings a great energy to the movie. Hopefully they'll release a DVD soon so I can check it out again. Look for really big things from Kamal, he knows how to make a great film.


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