The X Files: Resist or Serve (2004 Video Game)
Fox Mulder: [to himself in the adult video section] Damn! Ass Lovers 36 is out.
Dana Scully: [Also to herself] Well it's not as big as Mulders selection.
Dana Scully: Just because these girls have a high school facination with witchcraft it doesn't mean they're raising the dead.
Fox Mulder: Saw them do it on Buffy.
Melvin Frohike: Anyone want to venture a guess what the hell that thing was?
Dana Scully: I hate to break it to you guys but we're being effeted by cosmic radiation. It was probably a hallucination.
Melvin Frohike: That was a bad trip. Just say no to cosmic radiation.
Dana Scully: [after curing Mulder of the zombie virus] I suppose that rules out a supernatural involvement.
Fox Mulder: Just because there's a scientific cure, doesn't rule out a supernatural cause.
Dana Scully: I should have stuck the needle in your ass.
Fox Mulder: First they rise from the dead and now they attack from behind? That's just bullshit!
Dana Scully: There's something strange going on here Mulder!
Fox Mulder: Agreed. And we need to do something before this place turns into the 'Thriller' video.
Alvin Kersh: The walking dead? An alien virus? Government Cover-Ups? Your report sounds like the plot of a bad video game.
Ringo Langly: OK boys and girls, if I can't read you loud and clear, I blame Frohike.
Melvin Frohike: I heard that!
Dana Scully: Are you driving us into a Witchhunt Mulder?
Fox Mulder: If you want to catch Witches you have to go on a Witchhunt Scully.
Dana Scully: So what? These people think these girls are what? Raising the dead?
Fox Mulder: Kids today huh?
Dana Scully: [Putting a gun to Alex's head] Drop the gun or I will shoot you where you stand!
Ringo Langly: I don't think I can ever do what you just did. But I gotta hand it to ya! How bout a hand of agent Scully?
Dana Scully: Ok Langly, enough.
Ringo Langly: Sure was nice of John Gillnitz to lend you a hand. Why don't you grab a foot just in case? Might come in handy!
Dana Scully: Langly. Where's the door?
Ringo Langly: Left, down the hall.
[sings to himself]
Ringo Langly: Hands up, baby hands up! Kama Hand Jive!
Dana Scully: Langly, I swear. If you don't shut up, I'm going to take this hand and beat you with it.
Ringo Langly: Fair enough.
Dana Scully: So we're sure the Briar Lake corpses were brought here?
Ringo Langly: Ummmm, define "sure."
Dana Scully: Gugh! Lets just do this!
Dana Scully: Why do I get the impression you're taking me to see a spaceship?
Fox Mulder: It's the hip thing to do because no-one knows about it yet.
Dana Scully: Mulder, this artifact I have holds the key to unlocking every question in the X-Files. What more to you hope to find here?
Fox Mulder: The Truth.
Dana Scully: Well I'm not going to let you do this alone. Ok then, show me a spaceship.
Fox Mulder: I knew you were hip.
Ringo Langly: Oh you're going to take that guys hand off?
Dana Scully: Yes Langly.
Ringo Langly: That's both really cool and totally sickening at the same time. I can see why Frohike likes you.