Tongan Ninja (2002)
Action Fighter: So, you are the infamous Gun Man
Gun Man: That's right
Action Fighter: I hear your good with guns
Gun Man: I'm not just good; I'm the best
Action Fighter: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?
Gun Man: I kneecapped him and then I killed him
Action Fighter: Nice
[the badguys are trying to escape the Tongan Ninja in a car chase]
Asian Sidekick: Somehow he knows where we are going
Ninja: Should I stop indicating?
Tongan Ninja: Marvin!
Action Fighter: That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter
Miss Lee: You killed him!
Tongan Ninja: Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee
Miss Lee: Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone!
[Miss Lee runs off]
Tongan Ninja: Women
Action Fighter: And then there was this other guy... I gouged out his eyes, swapped them around, and then replaced them... as a joke!