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Tongan Ninja (2002) Poster

(2002)

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Action Fighter: So, you are the infamous Gun Man

Gun Man: That's right

Action Fighter: I hear your good with guns

Gun Man: I'm not just good; I'm the best

Action Fighter: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?

Gun Man: I kneecapped him and then I killed him

Action Fighter: Nice

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[the badguys are trying to escape the Tongan Ninja in a car chase]

Asian Sidekick: Somehow he knows where we are going

Ninja: Should I stop indicating?

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Tongan Ninja: He's your father?

Action Fighter: Yes, and what's more I am his son

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Tongan Ninja: You fight like a clown

Action Fighter: That is because I was trained by a fool

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Tongan Ninja: Marvin!

Action Fighter: That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter

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Miss Lee: You killed him!

Tongan Ninja: Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee

Miss Lee: Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone!

[Miss Lee runs off]

Tongan Ninja: Women

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Action Fighter: Your father was eaten by a fish!

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Action Fighter: Welcome to my patio of death!

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Miss Lee: I need to talk to you

Tongan Ninja: Look, if it's about the decapitation thing I'm sorry

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Action Fighter: And then there was this other guy... I gouged out his eyes, swapped them around, and then replaced them... as a joke!

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Action Fighter: You fight like a baby, a dead baby!

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