| Sam Manu | ... | Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau) | |
| Jemaine Clement | ... | Action Fighter (Marvin) | |
| Linda Tseng | ... | Miss Lee | |
| Laura Hill | ... | Miss Lee (voice) | |
| Raybon Kan | ... | Asian Sidekick | |
| David Fane | ... | Herman the Henchman | |
| Victor Rodger | ... | Mr. Big | |
| Peter Daube | ... | Chef Guy | |
| Jed Brophy | ... | Bank Manager) | |
| Sean Allan | ... | Knife Man | |
| Aaron Cubis | ... | Gun Man | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Grant Clifford | ... | Graham the Henchman | |
| Charles Lum | ... | Master Magasaki / Uncle Lee | |
| Charley Murphy Samau | ... | Tongan Ninja Child | |
| Brett Ormsby | ... | Chang the Waiter | |
| Marty Pine | ... | Wong | |
| Hoani Siueva | ... | Hemi the Henchman | |
| Tana Umaga | ... | Famous Rugby Player | |
| Taika Waititi | ... | Graham (voice) (as Taika Cohen) | |
| Mia Jewett | ... | Ryukyu Kempo Karate Club (uncredited) | |
| Philippa Race | ... | Ninja Chick (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Jason Stutter | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Jemaine Clement | ||
| Jason Stutter | ||
Produced by | |||
| Andrew Calder | .... | producer (as Andrew Calder) | |
| Sue Rogers | .... | executive producer | |
| Jason Stutter | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| David Donaldson | |||
| Plan 9 | |||
| Steve Roche | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Sean O'Donnell | |||
| Jason Stutter | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Jason Stutter | |||
| Jonathan Woodford-Robinson | |||
Sound Department | |||
| Matt Stutter | .... | sound designer | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Kevin Stevens | .... | special effects technician | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Nick Booth | .... | scanning and recording supervisor: Weta Digital | |
| Rieko Kanazawa | .... | digital artist | |
| Mohan Ramachandran | .... | film recording technician | |
| Sheldon Whittaker | .... | 3D animator | |
Stunts | |||
| Rod Fransham | .... | stunt performer | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| John Cairns | .... | assistant camera | |
| Chris Coad | .... | still photographer | |
Other crew | |||
| Adam Dransfield | .... | technical director | |
| Bret McKenzie | .... | kitchen choreographer | |
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I read a review of this film which compared it to Bruce Lee's Way of the Dragon. What really astounded me about this review was that it's author actually took this movie seriously, as if it were striving for acceptance as a martial arts film.
Why is this world full of people who take things too literally and lack a sense of humour? Tongan Ninja is an hysterical little (dare I say) home-made indy picture with the sole purpose of generating a laugh or two. I don't think there was a 20 second gap in which i wasn't laughing.
To get the most out of this film, do as I did and gather a lot of friends together and watch it in numbers.... unless you are one of the mentioned people I spoke of before who don't have a sense of humour and take everything in life literally (you are the people who will die prematurely). I guarantee you will cack yourself stupid! If you're a fan of Kung-Pow... see Tongan Ninja. If anything, watch it for the opening credit sequence. Pure Gold!